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17 June 2011 Pixie Lott vs Pippa Middleton

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Pixie Lott.jpg Pippa Middleton.jpg

PRIVATE BBU BOUT

Posted by Middywatcher on 6/17/2011, 2:50 pm

Whilst Pixie was receiving her ‘friendly’ visit from Special Branch, her opponent was relaxing in with friends, who are concerned that she might not be quite as good as she thinks. Pippa typically reassures them,

“Darlings, I went to Public School! I was on a sporting scholarship! I had a few fights in my time there, and I won them all! Trust me – I can box! That blonde tart won’t know what’s hit her when we get in that ring!”

The match is to take place in a very exclusive London club, with sixty invited guests, all part of the socialite scene, and they are incredibly excited.

The lights are dimmed and the two girls make their way slowly to the ring, where they are greeted by the referee and given their instructions. Pixie Lott is wearing a black bikini, but she looks cheap up against the statuesque Pippa in a white leotard with plunging neckline – very much reminiscent of her famous bridesmaids outfit, and showing that fine ass, oh yes!

Round 1

The girls have very contrasting boxing styles, with Pixie keeping a high guard, concentrating very much on throwing jabs, light on her feet, keeping mobile, and landing to Pippa’s face, but not hard enough to in any way damage the taller girl. Pippa, meanwhile, carries her hands low, and she’s more inclined to be trying for bigger punches, not seeming too worried about her style at this stage, just wanting to make Pixie feel the force of her hands. And her tactics are working, too, with punches from both hands seeming to loop over Pixie’s probing lead, landing with a satisfying ‘smack’ every time they hit the young singer’s face. Pippa’s friends are grinning and cheering as their girl gradually starts to take control of the fight, and she clearly stuns Pixie with a series of right hooks towards the end of the round, closing the blonde girl down, then landing the best punch so far – a left cross – right in Pixie’s mouth, and Pixie ends the round in distress.

Round 2

Pixie looks really unhappy at this moment – and Pippa’s enjoying herself! The tall posh babe is really getting off on this as she finds her range really soon in the round, encouraged by her cheering friends, she sends punches into Pixie’s damaged face like there’s nowhere else for them to go. Pixie is wobbling by halfway into the round, and trying to stop the punishment by clinging on up close. The referee won’t stand for her spoiling tactics though, constantly parting the pair, clearly admiring the wonderful Pippa, and allowing her to pretty much get a free hit every time he drags Pixie back, the slim socialite not above getting saucy. The girls end the round with a sorry-looking Pixie taking more and more heavy blows to her face, which looks to be swelling up, that leather on skin ‘smack’ echoing around the room.

Round 3

Pippa is so arrogant – she just shimmies around the ring, knowing she has the young blonde singer at her mercy, but she almost seems to want to hurt the girl, landing good right hands in her mouth, once, twice, three times, with Pixie seeming to be incapable of responding. Some of the members of the audience are chanting, “Pippa! Pippa!” as the tall brunette just crunches her heavy punches into Pixie’s waiting face – and that’s a face streaked with tears and blood by now as this tall almost doll-like figure administers a beating. Pixie seems to be looking to her corner for help, but what can they do? Pippa launches another attack, the punches landing in waves as Pixie tries in vain to defend herself, her gloves crossed in front of her face as she leans back against the very ropes of the ring – she’s exposed her pale body to the salivating Pippa, who takes her chance well, and that leather on flesh ‘smack’ is again being cheered as her punches land around Pixie’s body.

Round 4

Pixie‘s face is very much showing the ability of Pippa to punch – icepacks between rounds cannot reduce that sort of swelling and bruising. Someone yells from outside, “Yah! Finish the little tart P Middy!” at which Pippa scowls then grins, quickly smacking three sharp punches right between Pixies guarding gloves. This won’t take long, now, and Pippa really goes to work on Pixie, letting the girl have a little salvo of right hooks to her abdomen – the blonde’s almost screaming as she lets her guard drop and Pippa just sets herself, waits for Pixie to be still, then picks her spot – jaw – and nails it with a huge right hook. Poor Pixie – she doesn’t know anything more for quite a while.

Pippa Middleton can fight! She’s just knocked out Pixie Lott in 4 rounds.

After

Pippa seems genuinely concerned as she consoles Pixie after the fight, but then she’s whisked off for a major party, while the blonde singer is driven back to her hotel, helped to her suite and left.

She sinks to her knees, sobbing, then hears some movement, opens her left eye (her right eye is swollen shut) to see good cop and bad cop again on her settees, helping themselves to the minibar. Good cop smiles,

“Well done, Miss! I knew you wouldn’t let us down!”

Pixie wipes her hand gingerly across her swollen lips,

“I didn’t need to throw that fight, you idiots! That rich b###h can handle herself – it might have taken her longer if I’d fought properly, but she’d have beaten me anyway!”

The Special Branch officers help Pixie into bed and soothe her aching face and body until she falls asleep, both acting like perfect gentlemen, proud to be doing their jobs, and looking forward to meeting Miss Leona Lewis in two weeks time.