Unified Bantamweight Title

Part 1:

Posted by Simguy on 4/9/2004, 10:11 am.

Before: “Carmen was hot in her day,” grins Elisha in preflight, slapping the champ’s face early, “but come-on--she’s like my DAD’S favourite chick. When I’m her age, I hope to be raking in Oscars like Charlize, not still pretending to be a teenager.” Electra scalded--but firing right back. “I’ve forgotten more about being hot than Elisha will ever know. This time next year--nobody will have heard of her--she’ll be the next Shannon Elizabeth. Carmen Electra is the gold standard, baby!” Elisha in red push up and panties, white lace trim--Carmen in pale pin push up and panties, white shoes and gloves for both.

During R1: ACTION! Electra coaxed into close quarters by all the body-talk in weeks n up to the fight--Cuthbert cozy in there, getting the fight she wanted. Girls taking turns, dishing it up thick amidships. Cuthbert: active with her hook, stuffing it to Carmen’s paunch, around the right elbow and when the guard droops, creasing it to jug--short, clouting action--all shoulder. Electra giving ground, but determined to punch inside--she’s easing back, walking Elisha into smoking right hands to tummy, using the left shoulder against Cuthbert’s chest to set up scraping right uppercuts from the screened stance, and Electra’s clawing HER hook across Cuthbert’s offending jugs as well, Succulent stuff--girls leaning in for constant rubbing contact, getting off tough n’ tidy, Elisha steadily beating Electra to the ropes. Down the stretch, Elisha growing reckless, tears up bra like there’s no tomorrow! Standing up in the stirrups, shoulder-shrugging in torrid lefts and rights--Electra belted upright at the ropes, open-mouthed at the punching being done, Carmen getting swamped, bends low, jerks a tidy right uppercut to crotch, drawing a shout of pain from Cuthbert and halting the bombardment, Champ wastes no time--shoulder bump gets Elisha on her heels, quick hop forward and CLOCKING hook on the chin--CUTHBERT GIOES DOWN! Elisha writhing on her back, hands at her crotch, face pinched in pain, head lolling side to side--Electra deeply satisfied at the sight. Bell saves Elisha, ref accosts Carmen, but Electra  throws a fit, claiming Elisha was bullying her--aching Elisha actually given a warning her corner--for BULLYING! Tractorpull scribe at ringside throws his hate on the floor in disgust.

R2: Cuthbert showing heart--right back in Carmen’s grill, backing from the champ up and savaging her at the ropes. Lusty slugging from an eager blonde--steadying Carm with an extended left at champ’s right elbow--blonde pumping in right hand after right hand to bra--Electra’s mouth agape at the heartfelt bombardment. Carm trying to spin off the ropes but Cuthbert not shy about bodying up, tackling her girl, pinning her down, then slopping on the punishment again. Bell to bell Cuthbert--’Lishy belts those world class jugs and taut little tummy, leaving Electra all misty-eyed, weepy during the break.

R3: More Cuthbert, anxious o erase that know down--she gets on top, thriving on the inside as outworks, out slugs and out brawls Elisha toe to toe. Carmen often seated  in the ropes, gnashing her teeth as SHE digs repeated right hands to the offending red bra in front of her, puts brisk combinations onto Cuthbert’s jaw lines. Elisha ruff with her head inside, bumping and rubbing with it, using her elbows and shoulders to keep Electra down and going gut with giddy up urgency: both hands. Bell sounds--Cuthbert single-minded, helping herself to tummy with non-stop thump--more whining from an indignant Electra during the break.
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R4: ALL Elisha--she’s just BELTING a cowering Electra along the ropes, Carmen covered up, sliding to her right--’Lishy stepping with, sweeping her hardest right hand into the sweet-spot above Carm’s left hip, bending that tasty brunette frame, keeping the hurt on, Cuthbert extending her arms to push on Electra, then burying hooks deep to belly, or right hands up under ribs, but the main thrust is a constant, rapacious, hamhanded assault on the Electra melons, Carmen can’t punch back, can’t get off the ropes and more and more, she can’t protect her mouthwatering jugs from taking the beating of a lifetime. Half way through--it’s all too much--a sobbing Carmen Electra sinks to her knees, hugging throbbing goodies--ref has to pull a SEETHING Elisha Cuthbert off her foe. Carm takes 8, slumps into a discouraged shell, hands at her temples, body bent forward, elbows in tight--Cuthbert able to load-up and bash those flanks and shiny lower back without fear of reprisal. Round ends to the sight of ‘Lishy in a wide stance, lips tight with effort as she swings repeated thumping right hands up into Electra’s pulsing left side, Carm openly bawling in her corner, hugging her ransacked torso--Cuthbert straining from her stool to get a glimpse of her opponent’s suffering.

R5: Carm finally shows a little savvy--she’s been getting eaten up trying to smash-mouth the younger blonde--Electra changes tenor of the bout. Step 1: keep her back off the ropes--Carmen meeting Elisha midring, giving ground, but pivoting in retreat, turning Cuthbert, luring her forward. Step 2: Counterpunching--she’s been getting outworked in the mindless giddy up and hustle-punching--Now Electra steps to spots, turns her shoulder, walks Cuthbert into sudden jolting uppercuts out of screened stances, often from the southpaw side. Cuthbert marching through it, anxious to engage, but she’s not able to square up and unleash as consistently. Carmen stops the bleeding, places some clean withering blows to the body and chin of her foe, establishing dominance midring. Electra ever-cheeky--shouts at the ref to “Keep an eye on Cuthbert--she’s starting to quit!”, earning a sour glare from Elisha.

Cuthbert/Electra conc.

Posted by Simguy on 4/9/2004, 10:11 am.

R6: Carmen continues to fight brilliantly in retreat. Nice and loose, turning her shoulders as she steps back, then ripping up with screened right uppercuts to the body, or biting counter hooks off the bob. ‘Lisha swinging and missing more as Carmen able to get a little distance and use her skills--brunette getting angles, power-potshots on her willing foe. Beautiful sequence late: Electra retreats to the ropes, bobs at the waist with ‘Lisha’s jab, bibs again under a whistling right, comes up with a CLANGING counter-hook short on the button. Cuthbert put wobbly butt--Carmen immediately grabbing her up, spinning her into the ropes, At the bell, Carm holding ‘Lish down (arms extended to blonde’s inner elbows)--champ looks both ways like a cagey shoplifter, then thrusts a well-turned left hip/thigh deep to belly at the bell, practically sitting into Cuthbert’s tummy as blonde shouts in shock. Ref looks up from his fingernails, sees a distraught Elisha doubled over, hugging ransacked gut--Carmen strutting away all proud of herself as Janet Jones screams in protest from the Krusher Korner.

R7: Hard, hard banging exchanges, Carmen able to walk Elisha into a few more sweet, jolting counters, but Cuthbert clubbing away head and shoulders with crude lefts and rights, then swinging beefy to the midsection soon has Electra ropeside, Hammer. And. Tongs. This is gruesome two-way pitch-and-catch, girls taking turns and beating each other with pure hate on every stroke. Cuthbert will get Carm against the ropes, extend the left hand to stead y her, then reef at that trembly little body heartstopping right hands wet and loud against tummy and tit, Electra will spin and wrestle Cuthbert ropeside and dress her up in turn--tidy combinations against the mouth, ransacking lefts and rights thick and rising to jug, Cheeks of both girls’ tear-stained, but there’s no blubbering: both ignoring her own pain so long as she can see hurt in the opponent’s face. At the bell, girls must be pulled apart--eyes blazing, chests heaving, lips quivering with agony--one of the most violent stanzas either girl has ever been part of. Crowd on its feet as both girls stagger to respective corners.

R8: 7th a bitterly fought, hard to score affair, but the 8th proves Elisha must have gitten the better of it. It’s Cuthbert storming forward, caroming right hands off Electra’s forehead, clouting her skull and shoulder hooks, reaching around the struggling little waist and bodying a fading champ into the ropes. Electra shopworn--head starting to loll, eyes moist and staring, mouth open--Cuthbert hard-0hearted as she continues to beat robust right hands against her foe’s body. Cuthbert shoving up to Carm’s biceps and shoulders, getting her upright then going to town on that bra--rich, thick lefts and rights, nice and tight--Electra sobbing dimly as she tries to twist herself to one side or the other, only to be propped back up for more. At the bell--Cuthbert chesting up and bellowing in Electra’s tear-stained face--blonde taking control down the stretch.

R9: Electra gambling--hopping in with short lead rights on the face, hopping back out to pick up Cuthbert‘s chin the forget-me-not hook, then sliding off to the side as Elisha’s late on the receipts. Carm playing her game--hard, single potshots, but lots of them--Cuthbert starting to trudge heavy-legged, mouth open as tummy and chin bare the brunt, Final minute, girls struggling wetly in sloppy clinch--Electra able to get her elbows up and wrestle ‘Lisha into the ropes, press her with forearms against the throat, then get tidy to rummy and crotch--nasty, digging little shots. Carm immediately bodying up and getting her weighty on--Cuthbert sobbing from the fouls the ref didn’t catch. Electra getting a nice jerking uppercut on the insider, tapping Cuthbert’s chin, laying in to slump blonde in the topes, then wedging in a cheap left between the legs--again, ref on the wrong side to see it, Elisha gurgling in shock, seated in the strands AND Carmen romps to jug! Electra TEARING away, shoulders and legs pumping and flexing in unison as she pours punches against Cuthbert’s helpless rack and THE REF STEPS IN! Elisha all punched up and groggy, cradled to safety--ref misinterprets he damage and Carmen Electra bounds away the TKO9 victrix.

After: Crowd groaning as slow-mo shows Elisha being devastated down low--THAT’S  what had her looking so bad when the rampaging tittie-stomp opened up and appeared to put her out on her feet. Electra pounding her chest and strutting it up, climbing the ring ropes to mixed crescendos of boos and cheers--some will call it brilliant and gritty, other heinous and appalling. You be the judge, but don’t forget: Carmen walks away with the belts--Cuthbert gets lumps, another bad body beating, and a good eyeful of crass Electra celebration.

Reposted by Archer 6/24/11.