Part 1:

Posted by Simguy on 4/16/2004, 6:22 pm.

Before: Timely bout--Lee off a savage stoppage of Kiana Tom, undeterred by Elisha’s weight advantage--Sing Hi Lee’s made a career of humbling “porky blondes”. Curvy Cuthbert denying rumours that she felt threatened by Lee and was LIVID at the casting of super-sexy Sung in Elisha’s teen vehicle “Girl Next Door”. “Quite the contrary,:” Elisha assures the pre-fight throng. “ I was the one who PUSHED for lee when the producers balked--they didn’t think she could pull it off on the big screen. But I knew she had that trashy one-dimensional bimbo vine that I felt would make my character seem much more sophisticated and deeper in comparison. Lee’s sluttiness was critical to the success of the film!” Sung with a sly grin throughout--she offers an audio-visual treat during her podium sequence--a little hand-held hidden camera bit catching Elisha on set of “Girl’ pitching a fit while Janet Jones tries to talk her down--

Elisha: “Do you think Sung is hitter than me?”

Janet: “Of course not.:

Elisha: “You DO think she’s hotter than me! I can believe this!”:

Janet: “I never said that! Elisha: no one’s hotter than you!”

Elisha: “Janet--I want that whore off my picture! Do you hear me! Really, no one is hotter than me? we’re talking heat here right?”

Janet: “In terms of heat--Elisha--YOU are scorching, You’re so scorching and you don’t even know it.”

Elisha: “But hotter than Sung, right?”

On and on like this--Lee and gathered press hugging their sides and weeping with laughter--Elisha forcibly restrained by Krusher aides. Elisha in black FHM bikini, loop connections--Sung in her new Sexy World Order duds, or possibly her silver bikini--hard to make out from this distance.

During R1: Lee electing to stand and bang with Elisha--mistake as blonde beats chest, arms, and waistline to bludgeon sultry Asian to ropes. Consistent thump being applied-Elisha happy in her work, brawny as she palms or bumps up on Lee, jostling her, working her body with a constant ropey lather of clubbing lefts and rights. Sung’s lips curled back from teeth--frustration evident late as she dips and bounces a curt left/right off Cuthbert;s crotch--Lishy biting down her groan, right back at Sung’s tenderest region with a pair of plugging rights, Both girls eyes awash with pain in the final moments--’Lishy pressing up on Lee and pounding her shoulders and flanks to sweep the heat.

R2: More Cuthbert--Sung letting the blonde get on her, no jab or lateral movement from the smaller woman--Lee’s blatant lack of respect costing her early as blonde gets into cozy slugging range and hammers away. Sung battered ropeside once again, then  pounded along the perimeter--little Lishy going at her girl with hamhanded abandon. Lishy beating the flanks to numb and stiffen Lee--then bodying her thick to the ropes, using the extended left elbow to nudge for room in close, then working hard to pile in the extra punches. Bell to bell Cuthbert--Lee in a funk--getting her nubile little body belted something awful through 2.

R3: More muscular work from Cuthbert--she’s getting what she wants because Sung’s not making blonde pay for real estate--Cuthbert able to brawl up the middle, pin her ears back and slam away with her hardest punches. Lee unable to hold her ground--she pulls straight back around the minute mark and takes a ringing right hand on the head which unhinges those silky legs. Lee showing toughness, digging in and scrapping back--good hand speed inside allowing her to clip Cuthbert’s tits and chin with snapping force, preventing blonde from mounting a finishing barrage. Cuthbert barking taunts at the bell--chests heaving, eyes seething all around as ref takes a hand.

R4: Cuthbert’s output drops--allows a smaller woman to put combinations together, come forward--by the minute mark, Elisha’s defending herself against the ropes. Sung crowds in with her right shoulder--COULD be digging lefts to Cuthbert’s crotch, but its so hard to tell with Lee shielding any infraction with her body. Cuthbert crying out, sitting in the ropes and clinching up around Lee’s neck--Sung with some shattering right forearm/elbows to the ribs sits ‘Lishy back down, breaks the grapple. SUNG TAKES JUG! Furious close in, side to side shoeshine--Lee letting her hands go to Elisha’s tits--crowd chanting “SCRUB! SCRUB! SCRUB!” and CUTHBERT TAKES A KNEE!” ‘Lisha clutching herself, blinking back tears--Sung strutting, smiling slutty at the job well done. All Sung on mop up--Cuthbert hands at temples, stooped forward, mouth open in a woozy little “O”--Sung biting at midsection, tucking in choice shots behind the elbows, doubling up hooks around the guard--classy stuff at the bell as Sung roars back into the fight.

R5: Sung: malevolent smile, stalking forward. Cuthbert: anxious, retreating, shiny-faced, and still a little body-shy from Sung’s good work. Lee jumping in now--throwing out the left to measure, then sweeping right hands over the top--just trying to panic Elisha into direct-line retreat so lee can step-with and punch. It’s working beautifully--Cuthbert hung up time and again on the temples and chin, beaten ragged to the ropes where lee can stand and deliver. Sung working hard--but Elisha surprisingly sweet in the pocket--blonde covered up tight, rolling with punches, feeling Sung’s rhythm enough to block body shots with an elbow, then get the hand back up to block the head shot. Lee the boss, doing all the work--but she’s not finding Cuthbert’s best bits as easily--frustration mounting as Lee not getting her preferred hurt for work ratio, Frustrated Sung is a dangerous Sung--at the bell--Lee pressing up with her left shoulder and elbows against ‘Lishy’s chest--swinging righty between the legs as the crowd groans: you rarely see such deliberate, clean trunk-checks in a celebrity bout. Ref breaks it up and gives Sung a scathing dressing down. Lishy stung, hobbled--where’s the justice?

Lee/Cuthbert conc.

Posted by Simguy ion 4/16/2004, 6:23 pm.

R6: Resounding shutout Cuthbert! Elisha takes matters into her own hands, shaking off the punishment, halting Sing Lee rally--blonde hounds and pounds brunette all around the ring, Sung not jabbing, but Elisha is--Cuthbert not just going at her girl, but going at her smart--touching the jab to forehead or chest, driving the right cross, finishing with hooks--Lee glum as she steps back in retreat, soaking up hard punches.

R7: Sung answers! Lee fighting and winning a series of pitched battles all over the ring--Cuthbert still following, but Sung getting off first, beating blonde to punches. Lee’s eyes flat with hate as she rakes hooks and right hands against Cuthbert’s face and jugs--blonde crossing her arms, weaving the heat and coming back at that supple midsection with booming right hands. Elisha moving Sung in contact, but blonde not as busy as she has been--Lee essentially working Cuthbert, then stepping to new ground with a fierce scowl to lure Elisha in for more. Punching after the bell as Sung slaps a saucy right/left onto Elisha’s jaw--blonde getting tagged, but barely blinking--strong bantam withstanding Lee’s best through 7.

R8: Cuthbert book ending the exchanges now, pressing the pace--Sung starting to wilt, lee rapping a hard right hand off Cuthbert’s jaw with surprising regularity, but blonde just not going anywhere--meanwhile Cuthbert punches are beating down resistance, wearing Lee out, Sung fighting off the ropes for the most part--starting to break down--Elisha’s constant bashing attack on the arms and flanks paying dividends--now the tummy, tits and chin of her foe coming under fire. Cuthbert frequently reaching under Sung’s arms and smudging her into the ropes--blonde bodying up to reset and slow the pace, keeping everything nice and beefy through 8.

R9: Cuthbert upbeat, eyes bright--she’s taking it to Sung, walking her down, getting big as Lee sags sullen into the topes, Sung not rocked by any one haymaker, but her left eye’s nearly shut, body pink with abuse, arms pushing and slapping tired punches--it’s simply been a long, punishing night for the smaller vixen. Cuthbert rolling t more points--smiling now, staying low, punching, bodying up, keeping it on Sung bell to bell.

R10: Cuthbert consistent--walking Sung down, outthrowing her--Sung weary, busted up and broke-down--she’s pushing back desultory leather as blonde willingly takes a shot to give to give one., Good, good body work from Elisha--she’s done it all night long, but staying there like a real pro--Sung cramping up, frozen for moments when ‘Lishy pounds that right off the ribs or torques home that hook on the waist. Only thing kid’s doing wrong is punch-selection--an uppercut could get swaying Sung out of there, but Elisha content to systematically apply the beat down. Cuthbert breezing to the finish line, belting away at what’s left--Sung’s eyes tired, punished--Elisha’s eyes hard and bright--both women well aware that Lee can’t stop the inevitable at this point. Bell sounds--Elisha hooks Asian jugs to draw a woozy put from Lee--steps like she’s going to walk away, then rings Sung up a beauty right cross on the chin, wobbling lee into the ropes. Ref jumping in late--issuing pointless warning after the fight’s over. Comes back UD10, Elisha Cuthbert.

After: Mature effort from Elisha--finding ways to use her strength, staying disciplined and consistent throughout. Cuthbert sounding oh-so wise beyond her years at post fight, “Sung’s still got a cat fighting mentality,” blonde schmoozes, “she needs to settle down, place her shots and get more professional leverage in a boxing match. That’s why she’s so dirty--she can’t hit a lick, so she fouls to get girls hurt. Hopefully she’ll take this experience to heart--learn something from it.” Lee beat up and dejected in her corner--devastating Kiana the way she did may have disguised a multitude of sins only now exposed by Elisha. The lack of jab or slick movement despite the physical tools for both; the aforementioned lack of stopping power at the weight; beach brawling undiminished with the loss--Carmen Electra said to be interested especially is Sung’s underpowered at the weight--Tara Reid looking brave--so on and so forth.

Reposted by Archer 6/25/11.