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18 June 2011 Tricia Helfer vs Candice Swanepoel

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Posted by simguy on 6/18/2011, 9:20 am

BEFORE: Classic weigh in moment...Candi on the scales in her undies...Trish on the floor in hers...Swanepoel catches Helfer looking/gulping and Candi offers a small, switchblade smile that actually seems to buckle Tricia's knees...such is the power of a Victoria's Secret Supermodel in full aspect. "I shook Tricia at the weigh-in," Candi gloats afterward. "I got to her - I know I did. Fight's over boys - only the girls know it now, but you guys'll see it soon enough." Unprecedented pressure on Tricia as older model faces a lithe, serpentine blonde 10 years her junior. "Candice is a treasure on the scales, I'll give her that," veteran allows at podium. "But it's a locker-room myth to say that some girls can win fights at the weigh in...that just isn't so. I'm challenged by her body, no question, but I'm not intimidated. Owning her will be special, and I'm going to enjoy the moment...and maybe Candice will learn a little something in the process. It's never enough to just show up...you have to bring it for real in the ring, and will her looks be a weapon, or a weakness? That's what I'll find out." Tricia in black lace push up bra, leopard print bikini bottoms; black gloves; long tawny-blonde tangly curls. Candice in push up with tiger-print cups/black straps; black bottoms; black gloves; shiny blonde hair in tangles.

During R1: Tricia elbows-in/dukes up/flat footed - just bending forward at waist, looking to slide into position. Candi aggressive - blonde curls in her eyes as she bares her teeth, steps in and lashes right hand wide to Tricia's left flank. Helfer tilting, falling off to her right as Candi's whaling away all long-limbed ferocity...veteran looking for spots from which to strike meaningful blows. That's the way of it - Candi lashing away wide, slinging strokes - slender arms shivering on contact with Tricia's sleek flanks: Helfer dipping left shoulder, licking left uppercuts against Candi's ribs or jugs - keeping the elbow in tight on delivery, bringing the mitt back quick to cheek. Candi the aggressor - not hurting Tricia, but outworking her for points.

R2: Same negotiations - Candi attacking wide n' lanky: Tricia staying bundled up, dipping and tilting on her hips, looking for angles. Helfer keeping elbows in as she swipes and chops at Candi's ribs...Tricia bringing dukes back to face, rolling-torso in the pocket to slip Candi's swings, then getting back into the Swanepoel torso. Exquisite stuff - Tricia taking no big swings on Candi, but systematically touching her, sidestepping her...by round's end, kid's breathing hard, blonde curls in her eyes as Helfer hacks away for points.

R3: Tricia managing Candi beautifully with the same compact, bendy-backed dip-n'-lick routine...Helfer kissing Candi punches as girls circle midring. Down the stretch - Candi slams a ropey right/left off Tricia's hips; slaps an extra left hook to Tricia's ribs as Helfer's looking to lick-righty...causing Trish to double-clutch. Candi cuffs a THIRD left hook around Tricia's left mitt, catching chin: Helfer's legs give a shimmy! Tricia covering face-in-gloves, stooping forward: Candi's left hand takes possession of Tricia's right shoulder, drawing her close for a series of shoveling right hands deep to gut! Tricia crippled, sponging body shots...Candi just plowing away - reaching way back with the right, then burying it in Tricia's flat gut to steal the round late! Candi so excited on her stool, repeatedly asking trainer: "Does she look hurt?" To which trainer replies: "Yes, Candi: she's hurt! Now settle down - here's the plan..."

R4: Trish: right hand at cheek - left hand kissing Candi jabs to face...Helfer pivoting clockwise after pokin'. Candi following - issuing wide, limber right hand roundhouses to Helfer's left flank; slapping wide hooks at Tricia's head in reprisal for that accurate jab. Helfer cringing slightly from those lanky licks in the body, but she's blocking all up top - starting to pick Candi apart at range.

R5: First minute: Trish working the jab-and-pivot routine. Second minute: Trish coming in off the jab with a jagged left uppercut under Candi's right breast - pushing off with chickenwing left elbow thereafter. Swanepoel getting ragged, hair in her eyes as she's touched and pushed around. Down the stretch - Tricia in off the jab, digs a snatching left hand to Candi's ribs (bringing the mitt back hot); shifts weight to get a sweeping right tucked into Candi's waist; shifts weight again, lashing a wide left up into Candi's ribs. Swanepoel gasping in shock, covering up face-in-gloves...Candi's crippled and Tricia's going to town on Supermodel ribs. All Trish Helfer - sinewy arms shivering as she bounces healthy, strapping licks off Candi's glistening flanks. Bell: Candice trembling, lowering her mitts to reveal blinking eyes, tear-stained cheeks: hard eye contact from Tricia as she finally puts her foot down.

R6: Candi ROARING off her stool, sweeping crazy, long-limbed haymakers from her hips - missing wildly, but brushing Tricia into defensive pocket in neutral corner. Trish making reads - right at her chest/left across her gut...Candice comes loping in - flaps a backhand jab at Tricia's tummy, then leans in lanky, slap-chopping a weird right hand onto Tricia's chin! Candi's back (right) foot skipping happily up off canvas as she's plowing into Tricia...AND HELFER GOES OUT! Helfer just smoked on the button, punched to sleep on her feet...she collapses limp onto her haunches, lolling to her right with right arm over lower rope to suspend her. Candi screeching in hysterics - bending down to slap sleeping Tricia an extra right hand when the ref bundles her away...stunning upset KO6 Candice Swanepoel in free-swinging fashion.

After: Shades of Lively/Theron as a classy sorceress is plowed under by sheer enthusiasm...Candice Swanepoel is five minutes jumping around before interviewers can corral her for postfight. Swanny composing herself, brushing hair off her face, when she blurts; "No! I'm not done yet - wait here!" She's running to the Helfer corner! Candi yanking the Elegant One to her feet by Tricia's left arm - giving her a good shake, then TAKING HER FOR A WALK OF SHAME! Candice waving with her left, guiding Tricia around with a right arm about the waist...Smattering of boos from audience/half-hearted tsk-tsks from Academy officials as grinning Candice displays woozy Tricia to all four compass-points. Helfer with curls in her eyes, stumbling around in deep shock, first to be stopped, then to be walked by the Academy's so-called Answer to the "Helfer Problem". BLONDE! Magazine split right down the middle - some criticizing Candice for taking her due - others citing Tricia's modeling pedigree and calling the walk fair...it's a deep and personal cut Candi's given Tricia here, one Helfer won't soon forget, or ever forgive. In days to come, Candi doesn't let up one little bit, telling BLONDE! Mag how she'd like to "wrap Tricia up in a body-triangle and just squeeze and squeeze until she's helpless! I'd use up every last drop of Tricia Helfer!" Gotta admire the kid's drive-to-conquer