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22 June 2011 Leona Lewis vs Pippa Middleton

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Leona Lewis.jpg Pippa Middleton.jpg

BBU Private Bout

Posted by Middywatcher on 6/22/2011, 7:18 am

Once again, Pippa will be entering the ring for a fight she cannot lose, but the girl is blissfully unaware of the plots being hatched for her protection, as are her friends, and of the eve of her fight with Leona Lewis, one or two have concerns for her,

“Leona’s a good boxer, Pip – she’s well up the BBU rankings!”

A smiling Pippa responds,

“The BBU is a lame organisation for the underprivileged, darling! There’s not a girl there I couldn’t tame! And I shall! Wait for tomorrow, darlings, this Lewis tramp will be beaten – count on it!”

As with the fight against Pixie Lott, the match takes place in a very exclusive London club, with sixty invited guests, all part of Pippa’s scene.

Once in the ring, Leona just looks cheap in her red bikini, matched with Pippa who is again in white leotard with plunging neckline – every inch of her oozing class.

Round 1

As with her first fight, Pippa is carrying her gloves very low, almost inviting Leona to try hitting her face, but the singer holds back, allowing Pippa to come in close and ram her punches into her body, good shots, too, which land and hurt, Leona certainly not feigning any gasps as the leather of Pippa’s boxing gloves smack into the bare flesh of her midriff. Leona is allowing herself to be pushed around by the energetic Pippa, right up until the point she takes a solid left hook to the chin, which very nearly flattens her – after that Leona seems to want to fight back, and by the end of the round the girls have swapped punches to the face quite sharply.

Round 2

Pippa has collected her thoughts between rounds, and her defence is noticeably tighter, her arms closer to her fine body as the girls face off again. This time Leona is timing some neat jabs which splat into Pippa’s lips, although not with enough venom to stop the socialite from coming forwards, and Pippa is starting to land enough shots to Leona’s face to have the singer slipping backwards, not wanting to be trapped against the ropes, but having little alternative, so that she spends the final thirty seconds or so of the round having to try to defend herself against a rampant Pippa Middleton, once again, the room echoing to her gasps of pain.

Round 3

This time the girls swap face punches in the centre of the ring when they start, but Leona’s left jabs are far inferior to Pippa’s with the taller girl getting plenty of leverage on her punches, too, and following those jabs with right hooks too, those hooks staggering the singer, and forcing her to cover her face on the ropes. Pippa’s eyes glisten as she senses an early victory, and she bounces keenly across the ring, smacking Leona’s face to the right and to the left as she gives that face of hers a lovely two-fisted beating, blood mixing with the saliva and perspiration spraying through the air with each blow, and Leona seems relieved to make it through to the end of the round.

Round 4

Leona defends herself better in the early part of the round, clinching, holding and generally frustrating Pippa, who seems to feel the need to take her opponent out with one clean punch. She’ll need to soften Leona up a little more before she can do that, and she alters her tactics well, standing back and spearing long, arcing hooks into Leona’s body for a little while, waiting to see if the counter attack materialises, then when it doesn’t, she smacks a hook or two into Leona’s face, gets in closer, then shoots a straight right hand into Leona’s nose, flips a left hook over the top of the singer’s guard, then wings her with a right hook, which has the girl down on one knee, taking a count of 6. There’s enough time left for Pippa to punch Leona in the stomach a couple more times, but the action pauses for the break.

Round 5

Never lacking in self-belief, Pippa is immediately rapping punches into Leona’s face once more, clearly enjoying herself at the poor singer’s expense. Leona is genuinely at a loss to combat the tall socialite, but is doing her best to last out the round, clinching whenever possible, as well as looking to scrub her up inside when they get together. Pippa shocks Leona with her ringcraft and aggression, pushing her backwards, then pinging her across the face with a lovely left hook, sending her stumbling back into the ropes, at which point those bodyshots are unfurled again, and this time it’s a solid left to the liver which has Leona down. Heaving and panting, tears rolling down her face, Leona is back on her feet at 7, but Pippa pays her back for her attempted rough house tactics by pumping her gloves into her ample bosom, the singer really sobbing at the round’s end.

Round 6

Looking determined, Pippa strides across the ring in the opening seconds of the round, seemingly looking to hand out more punishment. Leona backs up to the ropes, but she gives a good account of herself in trading for a few punches, until Pippa unsteadies her with a smacking left to her mouth, following up quickly with two right hooks, one to the body, the next to the jaw, and that’s good enough for Leona – the singer hardly moves as she’s counted out.

Pippa’s done it again! She knocked Leona Lewis out!

After

As with her previous ‘victim’ Pippa visits the stricken Leona in her corner before moving off to party, while the beattered singer is driven back to her hotel suite.

She expects to be alone, but no, Good Cop and Bad Cop are already there, and Good Cop hands her a glass of champagne, smiling at her battered face,

“I knew you wouldn’t let us down, Miss Lewis!”

The singer, wincing with the pain from her face and body responds,

“Didn’t have a choice, my friend! P-Middy is good! Real good!”