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22 June 2011 Lindsay Lohan vs Audrina Patridge

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Posted by simguy on 6/22/2011, 4:43 pm

Before: Shrieking? Check. Face-slapping? Check. Hair-pulling and top-tearing? Check and check: Lilo/Patridge has it all in terms of pre-fight hysteria. "She will never ever beat me - not in a millions years!" A seething Lindsay Lo vows at podium. "A skank like that? Get over on me? Not gonna happen!" Audrina just as revved up...her people are calling this Audri's "break out" bid. "I've probably got the strongest, fittest body in the FCBA," Audrina says in all sincerity. "Lilo can't hold me back. It's just gonna be about me punching, and her going away...maybe for good!" Lindsay in jaunty nauticals - navy bikini top with brass ring connection between jugs; sporty white bottoms shot through with baby blue bars on the diagonal, and little floating anchors; white gloves; long blonde hair loose. Audrina in green bikini; pink gloves; hair loose/tangly.

During R1: Audrina with a banshee wail out of her corner...she charges the mound, whirling windmill mitts in a bid to slap Lohan out of there early. Lindsay keeping elbows in, right at her mouth, left just below...she's stepping into the pocket on left (lead) leg, jabbing for Audri's jugs even as Patridge is painting on the shellack. Lohan-discipline prevails - she pounds away stick-on rack, breaks Audrina's rhythm, then feeds her swinging right hands to face, backing Patridge off. Audrina no-good backing up - she's slapping punches, whining: Lohan stepping in strong, leading the jab, finishing up firm right hands ticketed for Audrina's chin in a bossy Lilo first.

R2: Audrina: teeth bared; hair flying across her face; punches pitchin' from either pocket - breasts sloshing side to side with her heave-ho slugging philosophy. Lohan spanked out of position - forming face-in-gloves and crying out as Audrina bats her around: Patridge landing fat round punches to either Lohan flank; frequently wrapping either slender arm around Lilo's head as punches miss long. Lindsay stumbling around, but weathering the storm...by final minute, she's digging firm left uppercuts to Audrina's flat midsection; clouting Audrina's knockers opportunistic right hands from in close.

R3: Audrina's random, gambling violence continues to pay off: she plows Lilo's rack a healthy right hand, followed by a swinging left that sees Patridge body-up on follow through and stampede Lohan to ropes. Squirming, squealing stuff - Audrina on Lindsay - Patridge wrestling with Lilo, pushing her arms to either side, then shoving leather into tummy or ribs. Lindsay in trouble, jerking forward from body shots; getting ragdolled...Audrina all a-jiggle, clobbering Lohan early. Lindsay's legs give a shimmy, but hold...gradually she's able to punch into the whirlwind, finding Audrina's jugs and tummy. Audrina mouthbreathing from the halfway point...Lilo's managed to slug out some space on the apron...blonde girl composed, fitting Audrina for rangy right uppercuts to chin; curling left uppercuts across jug, then covering up at Patridge bats away. Down the stretch, Lindsay hunching her shoulders, bouncing both mitts off Audrina's toned tummy...gurgle of pain Audrina Patridge...she's stricken! Lohan using chicken-wing left elbow to prop Audrina's breasts while shellacking her a rubbery right hand above left hip: Patridge slugged counterclockwise into ropes as fighters reverse positions. Lindsay on Audringa...blonde girl leaning forward with arms akimbo, then slopping home rangy rights and lefts to Audrina's golden-brown torso! Patridge helpless as her arms are pushed out wide - Lilo exposing Audri, then pasting her big, thick, clapping strokes tits and tummy from the arms-akimbo look. It's all too much...Lilo shoving Audrina upright, battering her lanky...poor Patridge crying, hair obscuring left side of her face, body loosening against ropes, legs trembling. Lohan panting with effort, just laying in and slopping on...ref finally moves in as bleating Audrina's making no effort to defend her jubblies. TKO3 in sloppy-but-fun fashion, Lindsay Lohan!

After: Lohan brazen - strutting around the ring, blowing kisses...poor Audrina blubbering, hugging battered jubblies as she sulks against ropes. "I can't believe some people were picking this tramp!" Lohan complains in postfight, gathering her hair behind her with both hands, as an excuse to emphasize those freckled juggernauts for camera. "I had her every which way I wanted her. Jabbed her classy; punched her big-girl...it was all me, all the time!" Enraged Patridge shouting something off camera: Lohan furious, frowning - she leaves the interview to give Audrina hell!

Patridge immediately having second thoughts: she cries out in terror, covering up face-in-hands (her gloves're off)/elbows in tight, lolling on ropes as Lindsay storms-to. Lohan forming a paddle with her right hand - raising it - threatening with it - then slapping Audrina across her left arm. Patridge crying out into her palms: Lohan lights her up another right hand slap on the left flank, then a hard slapping right on left ear. Audrina still won't come out, so Lilo's left hand grips at Audrina's left wrist - trying to pull that hand away from her face...Patridge laying against ropes on her right hip...Lindsay's slapping her vicious right hands across the ribs and back - still tugging on Audrina's left wrist. Eventually, Lilo's able to pry Audri's hand away from her face and slap her left eye...Patridge stunned, guard loosening...Lilo's on a jailbreak. Lohan greedily pulling Patridge's hands down, then feeding her healthy, clapping right hand slaps across that bulging cleavage...Linds just laying in the strokes now, her left hand pushing on Audrina's belly or hip for balance during delivery. Audrina sobbing out, trying to cover herself up, but Lohan's in too strong now. It's Lindsay slapping out Audrina's jugs - pulling at her arms, pushing her into ropes, grinning and cackling until officials pull her off. "I SLAPPED YOUR RACK!" Lohan's shouting as she's carried away...poor Audrina crying, hugging herself all miserable and throbbing...she just didn't see things ending this way tonight.