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22 June 2011 Summer Glau vs Piper Perabo

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Posted by simguy on 6/22/2011, 4:52 pm

BEFORE: Glau at podium, anxiously awaiting the curtain reveal...solid blonde figure eventually comes sashaying out into the open and it's PIPER PERABO: conqueror of Evangeline Lilly and Medallion's latest signing. Summer aghast - mouth open, obviously shocked that management would push her like this: Piper's probably the hottest fighter at the weight right now.

Perabo grinning ear to ear at Summer as she takes the podium. "Thanks everybody - thanks for the encouragement - and thanks to Medallion for the signing bonus and the HUGE vote of confidence," Piper says this last while turning her head to look directly at Summer: Glau frozen solid in her seat, just gulping. "Now, to business: beating Summer Glau. I didn't sign with these boys to play second fiddle: I've managed myself to a sterling record - I've got massive wins over the toughest girls in the division, and the last thing I wanted was to come here and get lost in the shuffle. I'm fighting Summer for stable-supremacy, and that's the way it should be. I've nothing against her personally, but I've been Alpha everywhere I've been, and that's never going to change. So Summer - sorry girl, but I'm here to shake you UP!" Glau composing herself...Medallion management giving her a tall order and she knows it. "I've been the underdog most of my career," Glau acknowledges, harkening back to stellar wins over bigger, more impressive foes, "and with Piper coming in off a victory over Lilly, I guess I am again. But that's ok: I've never been intimidated by any woman in boxing, and I'm not about to start now. Piper's good, but her accomplishments don't match up to mine, and I think she's going to get a pret-ty rude awakening when we settle this thing in the ring!" Summer in black bra strap style bikini; loose, long brown hair tangly; small black gloves. Piper in white bikini with shades of blue floral print on the front (all white in the back); small white gloves; blonde hair loose/tangly.

During R1,2,3: Summer all leg, all the time - circling wide, bouncing off ropes like a billiard ball, slipping punches cute...she's a right little bendy-back in these heats. Not always a lot of offence...Summer spending much of the time on the run - making Piper miss, but not always making her pay. Bit of an up-jab from Summer - some looping, buggywhip right hands head or hip - but no consistent effort to keep Perabo contained. Piper walking Summer down - elbows in/dukes at chin: her body's thick and strong against Summer's willow-switch licks - Piper just walking through the work. Perabo using the jab to locate Summer in the chest, then looking to step-close and bash away...not a lot of spots for Piper to release the hounds, but she's the overall aggressor. Perabo takes the first and third with pressure (though unable to trap Summer ropeside); Glau does enough in the second to get the nod.

R4: Summer from angle - spreading Piper out with the jab; buggywhipping Piper's left-side lats with sidearm rights - loping away from any blonde pressure as Perabo has trouble cutting off the ring on elusive ballerina. Smoldering glare at bell, Summer to Piper: Glau not about to give up supremacy with a battle!

R5: Glau's best round yet - she's circling counter-clockwise - turning Perabo's left flank - using feints and up-jabs to keep Piper's guard up. Perabo weaving forward, looking to get strong and big...but every attempt to squeeze Summer against ropes is like grabbing soap in a shower. Glau so bendy and wriggly - leaping away from contact, then suddenly springing back in - usually with a lashing right hand carried thick into Piper's lats. Perabo reluctant to punch because of the misses...Glau able to dart in, drag that limber right buggywhip into blonde ribs, then slide away - potshotting Piper's torso a bright pink this round.

R6: Same again - Piper coming forward like an armored tortoise - elbows pressed tight to her body, hands open to palm her cheeks. Perabo applying pressure with her legs, but not jabbing - simple task for lithe Summer to slap out the jab, feint, lash the buggywhip potshot, then sidestep. Slender brunette all limber and agile, making Piper look slow, confused in a shutout 6th.

R7: Piper finally puts it on Summer. Jabs to Glau's upperchest shunt her to ropes. Sum forms face-in-gloves - rolling and bendy her torso on the spot to slip the incoming. Perabo hacking away without mercy - using the left to sort Summer out, measure her, then SHOVING in the right hand hard to body or left ear. Piper pushing on Summer, never letting her off the ropes, then HOOKING those right-side ribs, beating the breath from Glau. Summer grimacing, legs suddenly stiff...she's battered bell to bell as Piper lays it on thick and methodical.

R8: Basically the same thing - Piper directing Summer to ropes, then processing her. Glau busier this time - not just twisting and rolling in the pocket: she's actively seeking licking uppercut-counters and lashing the odd willow-switch hook to Piper's dominant paunch. Perabo ragdolling Summer into ropes, then plowing her body...blonde girl wisely avoiding Summer's elusive head to break down the ribcage.

R9: Summer getting leggy again - loping in circles around Piper - changing directions to shake pursuit. It's Glau's potshot routine again - Piper walking through and taking buggywhip lashings...Summer quickly evacuating the area after landing.

R10: Vintage Summer Glau - running from Piper to lure her forward - buggywhipping her in the hip or flank, then bounding away. Perabo vexed, frustrated - she's absorbing these licks without complaint, but finding it very difficult to achieve punching solutions herself. Summer pulling Piper's head down and holding her inside - drawing warnings, but nullifying Perabo to some extent - former champ pulling out all the stops to confound the usurper. Goes to cards, comes back UD10 CLOSE...Summer Glau!

After: Piper absolutely astonished - mouth open wide, eyes welling up with confusion: welcome to Summer Glau boxing, Piper Perabo. Summer BEAMING...huge upset on a par with the Britney win...Glau proving a crafty little minx when the chips are down. Adding insult to injury...cheeky Summer prances 4 steps in front of Piper, places right hand on hip - pauses to nod at the crowd in exaggerated fashion - then looks back grinning over her right shoulder at a shellshocked Perabo! Piper looking gut-kicked - she can't believe Summer's bendy-backed nerve! "I just want to welcome Piper to Medallion," Glau says sweetly in postfight, "...with a big, fat LOSS! Push me for Alpha? Honey, you need to push away from the buffet table first! I'm a lean, mean, buggywhipping machine, and I've got your number, Piper...all night long!"