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26 June 2011 Neve Campbell Def Jennie Garth

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Neve Campbell 06.jpg Jennie Garth 05.jpg

Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/26/2011, 1:53 am

BEFORE:

"Jennie Garth is going to retire?" Neve says, eyes cold as the Arctic "She's going to have some little loser ceremony where they're going to give her a trophy for all her hard work as a gatekeeper? Guess what? Not happening! I will decide when Jennie Garth retires. And it's going to be tonight, right after I kick her bleached blonde overrated a**!"

"Yeah, I figured I'd laced up the gloves for the last time," says a sweetly smiling Jennie. "But, this is a much better way to go out. I OWN Neve Campbell and she knows it. And tonight, I'm going to knock her out one last time before I hang up the gloves. And, you know what? I won't go down in FCBA history as a gatekeeper. Turn around Neve's record against me, and she's eligible for the Hall of Fame. But I've ruined that dream, and tonight I'm going to put a stake through it. Jennie Garth will go down in FCBA history as the girl who kept Neve Campbell out of the Hall of Fame!"

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back live at ringside, and that would be Lillix doing their version of 'What I Like About You' and here comes Jennie Garth, in what may well be her last FCBA fight! Garth coming out of retirement for this one, one last chance to beat rival Neve Campbell. Jennie in the ring, takes off the robe, reveals a zebra-striped bikini and...oh, boy. Here we go...that's 'One Hit To The Body', and that can only mean 'The Bodysnatcher', Neve Campbell, is on her way to the ring..."

McCarthy: "Let's not worry about what she has on under the robe. She can do us all a favor and leave it on..."

O'Dell: "Neve into the ring, takes off the robe...has a sky blue and white striped biki..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, CAMPBELL! I'LL COME IN THERE AND SMACK THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE! COME DOWN HERE! COME DOWN HERE!"

O'Dell: "For the folks at home, Neve just came over to the side of the ring where we're sitting and pointed at her waistline while staring at Jenny. Clearly referring to the low blow..."

McCarthy: "ALLEGED LOW BLOW! THERE WAS NO LOW BLOW...SCREW YOU CAMPBELL! I'LL KICK YOUR..."

O'Dell: "Calm down, Mac! Have a seat now! We've got the Main Event here to call...and, as I was saying, folks at home, Neve clearly referring to the ALLEGED low blow in round ten of The Gauntlet..."

McCarthy: "I WON that round! I kicked her a**! And I'd have won The Gauntlet, too, if it wasn't for that backstabbling Nolin!"

O'Dell: "Be that as it may, we're about ready for round one! And here we go. Both fighters a bit cautious in the early going here. They've fought four times, so they know each other well, but it's been awhile. Jennie slipping a jab, snapping out one of her own. Scoring with it. Working in close, turing Neve, banging to the body. Campbell looking to fire back, but Garth clever here, catching punches on the elbows and shoulders, banging a left hook off Neve's right shoulder then coming back with a right to the side of the head."

McCarthy: "Campbell not getting off at all, here. Jennie's got her timing way off."

O'Dell: "Garth with a shoulder, shoving Neve back then digging a hook to the midsection, clubbing an overhand to the back of the head as Neve ducks. Referee going to warn her for that, but it didn't appear to be intentional. He breaks the fighters, but they come right back together. Neve short with a jab. Garth lands. Slips a right hand, bangs a left to the face. And that's the bell. Good first for the blonde."

McCarthy: "Easy win for Garth there. Neve shaking her head on the way back to the corner. Not looking at all pleased."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Ready for the second now, and here we go. Garth again working inside on Campbell, and Neve more than happy to do this. Digs a hook into Jennie's belly, and Garth responds in kind..."

McCarthy: "This isn't how I'd fight Neve. You want to BOX her..."

O'Dell: "Should I bring up the time you stood toe to toe with her all night? Good hook Campbell. Banging away at the ribs of Garth. Jennie fires back! Nice right to the head. Neve staying downstairs, hammering those flanks with hook after hook."

McCarthy: "Garth trying to work upstairs. She's landing some, but Neve's scoring a ton down below."

O'Dell: "Neve among the hardest hitters in the bantam division. You don't want to trade with her, and that's what Jennie's doing right now. Campbell hooking that tummy, and that's the round. And Neve's evened this thing up."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round underway and Neve moving right in on Jennie. Garth giving ground, backing into the ropes, looking to work out of the pocket here..."

McCarthy: "Not a good idea. Brit can maybe do this against Neve, but this isn't what Jennie wants to do."

O'Dell: "Campbell going to work, banging away at the body. And this is how she gets you. Wears you down with that body attack. Slows you up, and then finishes you with that power. Garth lands a nice uppercut there, but Neve banging the kidneys, hooking the ribs, shouldering into Jennie."

McCarthy: "Garth looking for a big punch here. Better find it, because Neve's giving her a beating."

O'Dell: "Big uppercut there, but Campbell leans away, then pounds two hooks into Jennie's left side. Garth clinching. Holding Neve's arms, banging at her back with a free hand. Neve a left to the side of the head. Steps back. Bangs home a right lead to the face. That's the bell, and Campbell dominant there."

McCarthy: "Garth won't last five if this keeps up."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth of a scheduled ten underway, and Neve right back at Jennie Garth. Garth lands a right lead. Campbell digging in down below, again backing Garth to the ropes. Jennie hooks behind the left ear. Neve a couple of straight lefts and...DOWN GOES GARTH! BRUTAL HOOK TO THE LIVER BY CAMPBELL AND JENNIE IS DOWN!"

McCarthy: "Clean. Garth may be done."

O'Dell: "Jennie makes it to a knee. Getting to her feet now, but clearly hurt. Referee going to let this go, and here comes Campbell, jabbing Jennie back into the ropes, letting the hands go to the body! Jennie clinching, cringing in pain, Neve hacking and slashing, pinking up Garth from bustline to waistline!"

McCarthy: "Jennie just hanging on here, trying to get out of this round!"

O'Dell: "She's taking a beating doing it, Mac. Right to the belly, left hook to the ribcage. Right to the side of the head. Jennie wobbling along the ropes. There's the bell. And that's a big round for Neve Campbell!"

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Heading for the halfway point of this one and Jennie is on her bicycle for the first time tonight. Legging away from Neve behind a crisp jab..."

McCarthy: "This is what she should have been doing all NIGHT!"

O'Dell: "Again, need I remind you of the night you stood toe to toe with Neve? ANYway, Neve giving chase here. Methodical. Cutting the ring off. Bobbing past the jab. Hooking the ribs. Jennie circles away, scoring a bit from the outside with that crisp left. Campbell works in, bangs to the body. Jennie countering to Neve's tummy. The women tied up here. Referee going to break them and Jennie back up and moving. Neve walking her down. Sticks a nice jab. Jennie counters with a hook to the ribs. Neve banging away downstairs until Jennie slips away again to find some empty canvas. Garth scoring a bit from outside, but again Neve closes, works the body. Bell rings. Campbell's won her fourth straight round."

McCarthy: "She has, and Jennie's corner's letting her have it. Telling her they need to see something. I can't believe they'd stop this, but..."

Neve Campbell/Jennie Garth conc.

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/26/2011, 1:55 am

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Round six now, and Garth allowing Neve to close and going to work, reefing hooks into the brunette's body, ducking and twisting, using the shoulder and elbows to knock Campbell off balance, move her arms, open up the body for more work."

McCarthy: "Slick stuff, turning Campbell. Working low, then high. Snaps Neve's head with a right hand there, ducks under a return hook, slips a jab, digs two into the belly, half step left to avoid a left jab, bangs a right to the ribcage. This is good stuff from Jennie!"

O'Dell: "Neve tying up, trying to shove Garth off and get some room, but Jennie staying tummy to tummy, outworking Campbell, banging out her first round since the first. That's the bell and Jennie's back on the board, but she's used up a lot of energy, Mac!"

McCarthy: "She's breathing awfully hard on the way back to the corner. Retirement might not have been kind to her."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Round seven underway and Garth looking to work outside again. Circling and jabbing. Neve relentlessly moving forward, willing to eat a jab to close and get to that body."

McCarthy: "I think Garth's people would like to see her go back inside, but she may need to take a round off here.."

O'Dell: "That is not something Neve Campbell is going to allow. She's boring in, hunting Jennie down, working that body, bangs a left hook to the side of the head. Garth covering up, tying up, trying to get out of there. Works her way back to the center. Neve on her again. Hooking the body, jabbing the face, working her over inside. Bell can't come soon enough for Garth, and there it is."

McCarthy: "Jennie looks like she might be done here. This doesn't look good at all."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Eighth round underway, and Jennie Garth's got a long way to come back to win this thing, and she's going to give it all she's got. Right in Neve's face at the start of this one, and here we go. Both girls working the body once again. Digging in viciously with hooks to the lats, ribs, and kidneys. Campbell having the better of things..."

McCarthy: "That's because Garth is fighting Neve's fight!"

O'Dell: "Need I remind you...NEVER MIND. Good hook to the ribs by Campbell. Bunches Garth up. Jennie ties up, but Neve punches free. Jennie bangs one to the ribs. Campbell answers to the belly. That's the bell, and Neve's got the round and a huge lead through eight."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "A look at my scorecard shows Garth is likely to need a knockout to win this thing, Mac."

McCarthy: "If the judges are watching the same fight I am."

O'Dell: "Garth seems to know it, too. Going to work inside, looking to counter as Neve looks to finish. Garth hooks to the body, jabs to the chin, turning Neve again, like we saw in the first round. Slick, stuff."

McCarthy: "If we'd seen more of this, Jennie might not need a KO here!"

O'Dell: "She's clearly looking for the big shot, moving well in close, looking to counter. Neve cautious now. Jennie's not the only one who knows she needs a knockout. Garth scoring to the body again here, follows up with a good straight right to the chin. Campbell bangs one to the breadbasket as the round ends, and it goes to Jennie Garth."

ROUND TEN:

O'Dell: "Final round underway, and Garth still in need of the finisher. Campbell can run clock here, but that's not in the cards. Neve boring right in on Jennie, hooking her to the ropes and climbing on board! Campbell to the body again, banging away at the ribs and kidneys. Garth tying up, trying to shove Neve away, but the brunette having none of it. Blasts a left to the chin, hooks a right to the bustline. Garth banging back to the kidney, but Neve a three-punch combination to the rack that has Jennie wincing in pain."

McCarthy: "Garth's done! She's exhausted. She's barely punching."

O'Dell: "The same can't be said for Campbell. Neve letting the hands go, digging into that midsection, lands a hard right to the chin. Jennie's head snapped back. Neve back to the rack, hooking away. Garth tying up her arms, trying to clinch. Referee moves in to break. Neve with a double-pump left jab to the chin, right to the flank, left to the kidney, right to the chest. Bell! It's over! Neve bodies up off of an exhausted Garth, throws her hands in the air. No doubt about it. The winner by UD10 is Neve Campbell!"

AFTER:

McCarthy: "Let's go up to the ring and Jenny O'Dell!"

O'Dell: "Neve, this fight was personal for you..."

Neve: "She's going to be the girl that keeps me from the Hall of Fame? She OWNS me? You know what I OWN? Her dreams. Yeah, you'll be dreaming about this for a long time, Garth. About how I kicked your a** in your last FCBA fight. About how I spent the last round of your career taking all the rack I wanted. About how you went out a loser. See you in your nightmares, bytch!"