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26 June 2011 Allison Mack vs Rachel Stevens

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Allison Mack 06.jpg Rachel Stevens.jpg

Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/26/2011, 1:46 am

BEFORE:

"Allison Mack is bloody stupid, is what she is," Rachel says, shaking her head. "First time we fought, she got a cheap draw when everybody but the judges knew I won. Now, if the cow had any brains, she'd have considered herself lucky and let it be. But, she had to have a rematch. So I went out and whipped her *ss even worse, so badly they had to give me the decision. And, here she is back again, looking for more. Well, just to make it clear who the superior fighter IS, since she can't seem to get it through her thick head, this time I'm going to knock the stupid cow out!"

"Rachel's right about one thing...this isn't going the distance," says a hard-eyed Allison. "I've been down that road before. Got hometowned out of a win the first time over in the UK, and the second time they gave her all the close rounds. Well, I'm taking no chances with judges and scorecards tonight. I'm knocking her a** out! Just like McCarthy!"

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and her comes Rachel Stevens, her version of 'More, More, More' booming over the sound system. Stevens making her way into the ring. Off comes the robe. Pure white bikini matches the white gloves and...uh...oh..."

"Oh the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear..."

McCarthy: "UNbelievable.."

O'Dell: "Well, the Bobby Darin version of that song can mean only one thing, and here she comes, Allison..."

McCarthy: "Don't SAY it..."

O'Dell: "Mack."

McCarthy: "Thank you."

O'Dell: "In a blood red robe with the words 'Mack The Knife' stitched across the shoulders..."

McCarthy: "I will SUE!"

O'Dell: "Calm down, Mac let's..."

McCarthy: "I WILL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE TRAMP! GET THAT STIFF OUT OF THE RING AND WE'LL GO RIGHT NOW!"

O'Dell: "Calm DOWN, Mac! For the folks at home that didn't see it, Allison turned to the table here and slashed the thumb of her glove across her throat and...SIT DOWN, MAC!"

McCarthy: "OUT OF MY WAY, YOU GOONS! LET'S DO THIS RIGHT NOW..."

O'Dell: "Again, for the folks at home, Jenny's 'doing a Britney' stripping off her blazer and blouse to reveal her fight gear underneath. Fortunately security isn't going to allow this to get out of hand..."

McCarthy: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT WAL-MART? I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!"

O'Dell: "Again, for the folks at home, Tess Valmore from Tractorpull is in the box next to us. She was kind of shaking her head and smiling at Mac's antics, and..."

McCarthy: "I'LL KNOCK THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE, WAL-MART!"

O'Dell: "Calm down, Mac! Let her go, boys. She's going to sit down and do the color. She just got a little upset, but Mac's a pro, aren't you, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Damn RIGHT, I am. Let's DO this..."

O'Dell: "And for the men in the audience, Mac is wearing a yellow bikini top right now, and she's out of breath. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. I'm not sure I should ask for a prediction here..."

McCarthy: "Stevens beat this overrated tramp before. She'll do it again!"

O'Dell: "And we're underway. Rachel lands a nice left, follows with another, slips to the right. Lands a quick jab. Mack short with a hook to the body. Rachel slipping out of range as Allison looks to square her up. Snapping jab by Stevens scores to the face. Mack lands to the ribs, misses a follow up to the head as Rachel stops, pops, and moves again."

McCarthy: "Stevens out-quicking Mack right now. Allison a little off. Could be she got a little shaken up by yours truly."

O'Dell: "I doubt that, Mac, but Stevens is quicker to everything right now, getting off, getting gone. Allison less active, not getting into good spots. Not able to land effectively. There's the first in the books and it's a clean win for Rachel Stevens."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Round two underway with the bell and the fighters meet in the center. Mack lands a nice hook to the body for starters. Stevens' counter blocked. Mack back downstairs, working the midsection. Rachel staying in there, firing back. Banging away to the body. Mack getting the better of things in close, landing the heavier leather..."

McCarthy: "You can beat Mack inside, though. This is how Fishel did it."

O'Dell: "True enough, but it isn't working right now for Rachel. Mack brawling effectively in there, keeping Stevens off balance, using the shoulder to get room for the short hooks, blocking and and catching a lot of Stevens stuff on her arms and shoulders. Bell upcoming. There it is, and that round goes to Mack."

McCarthy: "It was closer than the first, but, yes, Allison won it."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round underway, and Stevens working outside now, moving away from Mack as Allison tries to close. Stevens finding the mark with that left jab. Mack trying to work inside, but Stevens circling away...AND NOW A LEFT HAND AND A RIGHT AND MACK IS HURT!"

McCarthy: "Walked her right into that! Stevens with two big punches and Mack is wobbled. Stevens letting the hands go now as Mack covers up!"

O'Dell: "Allison backing up into the ropes, got the guard high, and Stevens climbing on board, working inside now, banging away at the body, stinging Mack with overhand rights to the head. Allison tying up, shoving Stevens off, but Rachel right back at her. GOOD RIGHT HAND! Mack wobbled again. Hanging on here as Stevens bangs to the body!"

McCarthy: "She's ready to go! One more will do it!"

O'Dell: "Stevens with a nasty left. Mack wobbles again but stays up, ties up Rachel's hands, cuffs the kidney with her free left. Stevens shoves off, lands a straight left...and there's the bell! Big round Rachel Stevens!"

McCarthy: "Referee was terrible there! He should have stopped it. Stevens should have won this already!"

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Round four underway, and Stevens looking to work outside again. Mack sticks a left. Another. A third. Good, hard jabs finding Stevens. Rachel not getting off right now. Turning and circling, looking to find some angles, but Mack too quick, nice combination there from Alli, left hook to the body and an overhand right to the head. Stevens retreats, trying to bait Mack again, but Allison not having it this time."

McCarthy: "Rachel needs to get busy in there. She's not letting her hands go!"

O'Dell: "She's getting preempted, Mac! Allison busy. Landing that jab, following with a nice hook to the body. Stevens snaps a nice jab to the chin, but Mack counters with a hard right. Two good lefts Alli Mack! Got Rachel's attention. Stevens working inside and Mack goes to the body, then snaps back the Brit's head with a hard right hand. Stevens backing out and circling. Mack with another two-punch combination to the head, sending Rachel's hair flying. And there's the bell, and Allison Mack clearly controlled that one."

McCarthy: "I've still got Stevens up a point through four. I gave her a 10-8 for the third, but if the judges didn't, we're all even here."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Round five getting underway now and WOW! Big exchange right there, Mac! Fighters just met in the center of the ring and let loose! Both landed some big punches! Stevens follows with a straight left jab. Mack lands a left-right to the head and backs Stevens up! Rachel popping that jab. Allison bangs to the body, backing Stevens up again, rings her up to the chin. Stevens a hook to the kidney. Mack lands two more to the head! Fighters tie up now and the referee has to forced them apart."

McCarthy: "Stevens lands a left, buries a right to the flanks. Mack fires right back, two lefts to the face and a right hook to the midsection. Stevens misses a right, Mack ducks under it and slams two short hooks to the body. Rachel with a hook behind the left ear! Neither girl willing to disengage! This is the kind of fight J-Mac LOVES to be in!"

O'Dell: "So does ALLISON Mack, as she snaps back Rachel's head, now circles and lands a right-left. Mack fighting from the outside now. Stevens short with a right and Allison lands another two-punch combination to the head. Stevens circles. Sticks a jab. Another. Mack bangs back. Nails Rachel with a left, slams a right into the side of her head. There's the bell. Round to Alli Mack!"

McCarthy: "Close. But I think you're right. Mack will get the points from the judges."

Allison Mack/Rachel Stevens conc.

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/26/2011, 1:51 am

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "And as round six begins, here we go again! Mack lets the hands go! Nails Stevens with two hard shots, but Rachel fires right back, Mack's hair flying as Rachel lands clean to the chin. Mack closes, works to the body, lathering those flanks, but Stevens won't take a step back, hooking the kidneys, Mack comes back with an uppercut to the chin! Stevens an overhand right to the ear!"

McCarthy: "Mack would never try THIS with J-Mac! She'd already be fast asleep!"

O'Dell: "Stevens trying to execute that gameplan, Mac! Lands a right-left to the head, but Mack shakes it off, bangs a hook to the belly, snaps back Rachel's head with a straight left, hooks in behind the left elbow with the right. Stevens jabs, circles. Lands a left lead, Mack catches the right on her glove, hammers a right lead to the chin! Sweat flying off Stevens! Mack to work downstairs, digging in hooks! Rachel bangs one off the crown of Mack's head. Allison hooks the kidneys! Stevens working hard, landing well, but Mack still outworking her. There's the bell! Bitter stuff...but Alli Mack's got herself another round and she's forged a bit of a lead here, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Still close, though."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Getting underway in the seventh, and Stevens, moving inside Mack's jab, working the body. Mack bangs back. Stevens hooks to the head, bangs a hard right to the rack. Mack shoves her backward, jabs to the chin. Stevens counters with a pair of left hooks to the kidney."

McCarthy: "Stevens a little quicker right now, has Mack off balance, using the shoulder inside to bump Mack, then work the body."

O'Dell: "Allison misses with a big right. That might have done it, but Stevens ducking it and working the midsection. Bangs Mack's chin with an uppercut, shoves Allison back, sticks a left jab. Mack to the ribs, Stevens a straight right to the chin. The two women punching in tight, chins on one another's shoulders. Uppercut to the belly Stevens. Hook to the flank Mack. Rachel lands two more to rthe body. Been busier this round, outworking Mack. And there's the bell and Stevens gets that one."

McCarthy: "This is too close to call on the scorecards right now."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Getting into the late rounds now, Mac, and this one is a three round fight. There's the bell and Mack and Stevens right after one another. Rachel sticking that jab. Mack going downstairs, banging the body. Again, you couldn't stick a piece of paper in between the two. They're chin-on-shoulder, just banging away. Mack sinks a hook into the belly, backs Stevens up a step with a left to the side of the head. Rachel with a right hook to the side of the head. Mack PLOWS a pair of hooks to the belly. Stevens wincing. Mack ripping shots into the ribs. Stevens hurt to the body here, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Rachel circling away, trying to get some space. Mack in a crouch, right after her. Bobbing in, avoiding a left jab. Cutting off the ring. Rachel slipping away, jabbing and moving. Mack cuts her off again. Rocks a right into the ribs. Stevens bunching up."

O'Dell: "BIG RIGHT HAND ALLI MACK! Stevens staggered. Reeling to her left. Mack snaps her head back with a double pump on the left jab...RIGHT HOOK MACK! UP OUT OF THAT CROUCH! DOWN GOES STEVENS!"

McCarthy: "Rachel down in a heap. Not moving at all!"

O'Dell: "Referee picks up the count at three...four...five...six...Stevens hasn't moved...nine...ten! It's over! The winner by KO8, Allison..."

McCarthy: "Don't say it..."

O'Dell: "'Mack The Knife' Mack!"

AFTER:

McCarthy: "Let's go up to the ring and Jenny O'Dell!"

O'Dell: "Allison, this thing was close going into the eighth. Did you think you needed to stop her to be sure of the win?"

Allison: "I was stopping her. Period. It was just a matter of when. I owed that bytch one, pure and simple. And Mack The Knife pays back, with interest. Just ask your little partner down there."