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15 July 2011 Boxing World Magazine August Issue
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COVER: Aly Michalka poses in the middle of a ring in a purple string bikini and matching purple gloves. Headline in purple: THE NEXT BIG THING!
COVER STORY: Aly Michalka is poised to take the FCBA by storm, and has the bantamweight AND lightweight titles firmly in her sights!
THE BEST STABLE IN THE FCBA? (Picture: Paris Hilton in a pink bikini stands in front of the ladies of Lookout! Boxing, all decked out in various swimwear.) Lookout! Boxing can claim two top lightweight contenders, the deepest pool of flyweight talent in the FCBA, and the bantamweight gold. Have Paris Hilton and her millions built the most talented stable in women's boxing?
CLASS OF HER OWN! (Picture: Panettiere rocks Kristen Bell with a right hook.) Hayden Panettiere turns back Kristen Bell, retains the flyweight title, and makes it clear there's one flyweight who's at least half a step above all the rest!
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?!(Picture: Hayden Panettiere in a blue bikini on the left. Vanessa Hudgens in red on the right. Both with gloved fists on hips looking at the camera.) Our panel rates potential all-star teams of blondes and brunettes and discusses which hair color would dominate a show down!
WHO SHOULD GO?(Picture: A smiling Grace Park in gloves, boxing shorts and a sports bra with the word FIRED? in red letters splashed across her chest .) Selena Gomez, Sarah Chalke, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kristin Kreuk, Grace Park and other disappointing fighters our panel thinks ought to get the pink slip!
CROSSOVER DREAMS!(Picture: Adrianne Palicki in a hot pink bikini and gloves next to Amanda Righetti in gloves and a yellow bikini.). Cross-weight match-ups we'd love to see! Palicki/Righetti, Panettiere/Cuthbert, and a dozen more!
SIDEBAR: BEST POUND-FOR-POUND DEBATE OVER...FOR NOW! (Picture: Durance on her belly at the feet of Righetti.) Amanda Righetti claims the pound-for-pound title with a ninth round KO of Erica Durance!
COMMANDER TROI! (Picture: Bellisario in a silver bikini and matching gloves.) Troian Bellisario is the least famous of the Garnet Gunners, but our panel says she's on her way to becoming the stable's Alpha.
SUMMER PROBLEM! (Picture: Glau nails Perabo with a right hand.) Summer Glau has derailed Swan and Perabo and dethroned Britney Spears. Why our experts think Glau and her style make boring fights that are bad for the FCBA!
DE-SPEARRITTED! (Picture: Hannah flat on her back at the feet of Hudgens.) It's been a tough month for blonde beauty Hannah Spearritt, who was not only pounded out in two by rival Vanessa Hudgens, but then found herself on the unemployment line as RiRy Boxing went out of business!
MINKA ON DECK! (Picture: Duff on her face, hands beneath her, as Kelly looks on.) Minka Kelly stops former bantamweight champ Hilary Duff and makes clear the battle for top bantam at Lookout! is far from over!
DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT SHE'S BACK!: (Picture: Shay Mitchell flat on her back at the feet of McCord.) AnnaLynne McCord has been laboring in the shadow of Michalka and falling through the flyweight rankings, but back to back impressive wins have AnnaLynne on track, which is bad news for the rest of the division!
BATTERED BACK INTO RETIREMENT!: (Picture: Garth takes a body shot from Campbell.) Neve Campbell gets the last word against old rival Jennie Garth, giving the blonde a nasty ten round beating that almost certainly will stand as Jennie's FCBA swan song!
SARAH TO CAMPAIGN AT BANTAM?: (Picture: Carter lands a solid left to the face of Dushku.) With stablemate Hayden Panettiere in control of flyweight, Sarah Carter ventures to bantam and out-points Hall of Famer Eliza Dushku!
SIGNING RUMORS! (Picture: Adrianne Palicki stands alone in a ring marked "Sceej Boxing".) With Gena Lee Nolin gone to Front Street and Jenny McCarthy just...gone, Sceej Boxing is on the hunt for talent. Our panel discusses just who might be on the radar.
MOON ECLIPSED!(Picture: Bloodgood stands in a ring, covered by a fighter-shaped shadow.) Moon Bloodgood is being overshadowed in her own stable by Bridget Regan, and our panel says she can't be happy about it!
SWAN VS. DECKER: SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE!: (Pictures: Side by side: Left: Decker in a yellow bikini and black cowboy hat. Right: Swan in a red number and a white cowboy hat.) The Serinda Swan/Brooklyn Decker feud continues to heat up. Our panel says Front Street may not be big enough for the both of them!
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!: (Picture: Taylor Cole in a black bikini stands, stone faced, arms crossed, mid ring.) Taylor Cole is a top ten lightweight. But she can't get fights. And she wants to know why!
SECRET SOURCE: HISC'S SECRET PLAN TO PUSH OUT MISHY! (Picture: The familiar green question mark on a black background.) Our Secret Source says there's a clear motive behind The Cracker Empire's signings of Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman. "Look, they've been trying to dominate fly forever," the source says. "And you can't dominate a youth-oriented division with an aging pair like Danes and Williams with all those miles on them. Mishy's already showing cracks with those losses to Hudgens, and Danes isn't far behind. That's why they shoved her up to bantam to push Eliza. Kunis and Portman are the future at fly for HISC. Williams is the past. She can't compete there anymore, and it won't be long until they show her the door!"
POINTY'S CORNER: Poindexter Del Crunchy talks radishes! All the different varieties and which are most nutritious!
ALSO: BRENDA SONG on how she's going to destroy Vanessa to the body! BLAST FROM THE PAST: MARTHA DAVIS: the New Wave goddess discusses her career and her battles with Belinda Carlisle, Madonna, Pat Benetar and Grace Slick! AND: ELIZABETH HURLEY on BBU-UK and her plans for the FCBA! |
15 July 2011 Boxing World Magazine August Issue
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