Non-Title SWO (Sexy World Order) Bout

Posted by Simguy on Saturday, 27-Nov-1999, 10:39:43

Before: How or why Milano takes this bout remains a mystery, but the plucky young champ is suicidal confident in pre-fight comments, promising a few surprised for the legitimately favored Kim. Alyssa in white tankini. Page in chocolate brown bikini, gold loops and straps.

R1: Milano uses her lack of height to scoot inside on Page and promptly clinch around the big girl’s waist and thighs. With her left securing Kim’s hip, Alyssa goes to work, thrusting up with her right in between Kim’s legs to bend the big girl over with cries of indignation. Milano chugging away, corrals Kim against the ropes, and the ref finally breaks the vicious holding and hitting. Alyssa smiling as Kim clutches herself, leaning sideways  against the ropes, and Milano slashes in again, this time bending her body into overhand rights against Kim’s wide open face. KO blows at 110 slap harmlessly against Kim’s face as page seems absorbed in her pain, but midway through , Kim comes alive swinging and swatting  with helter-skelter blows, hitting Alyssa on top of the head with the sides of fists, or clouting the smaller girl across the mouth--Milano finally staggering back from the heavy leather, in the final minute, an enraged, and recovered Page steps into a short right hand from the hip, bouncing the punch right off Milano’s face as the smaller girl leans in and Alyssa scoots o her butt with a sleepy expression. Rounds ends as Milano gets shakily to her feet and Page is retrained by the ref from attacking at the bell.

R2: Alyssa still hurting, come forward, looking to tackle page around the waist, but the big girl wont have it. Page actually using a jab, bats at Alyssa’s face from outside, keeping Alyssa back, then bending into a long right uppercut on the mouth that has Milano wobbly-butt, Kimberly with a cruel grin, bodies up, pressing Milano’s head to her chest with the left while waving to the audience with the right, and calms walks the brunette into the SWO corner. Chae at ringside reaches through the ropes to take a handful Milano’s trunks--holding the little beauty’s butt against the turnbuckle as Kim goes to work. Page with a left hand in Milano’s shoulder, rivets down with rights from the shoulder, recocking the punch  each timer and delivering with merciless force against Milano’s wrecked face. Alyssa beaten senseless swoons in the corner. Kim then opens up, sweeping side to side with her fists, swatting right, then touching the swollen face with the right to chop left, then back again as blood pours. Milano starts to fold forward out of her trunks, but Kim pushes her back for more. Kim taking the reeling Milano by the wrist, hits herself with Milano’s glove and pretends to be outraged. Rub-a-dub across the breasts has Milano pouting in a daze, and Kim bodies up, pressing Alyssa into the turnbuckle, in order to tell Chae to release her. Page steps back, allowing Milano to puddle to the canvas, and the ref starts to count only to be interrupted by Page’s big body splash and 3-count. Kim heaved off the smaller body by the ref as pandemonium erupts--SWO floods the ring, hugging and kissing their leader as if a great victory has been won. Milano lying on her back for many minutes afterwards a beaten wreck.

After: Alyssa too small, simply overwhelmed, and then ruined by Kimberly in a travesty of a boxing match. Crowd loves the action needless to say, and Kim’s post fight talk makes it sound as though she were the David, Alyssa the Goliath in this horrific mismatch.

Reposted by Archer 7/21/11.