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25 November 1999 Jennifer Aniston vs Shania Twain

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 6 months ago

 

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Posted by Simguy on Thursday, 25-Nov-1999 12:05:52

Before: Twain throwing gobs of money at Aniston to get her back in the ring for this re-match following Jennifer’s come-from-behind KO several weeks ago. Aniston on a tear after the twain beating, handing out a similar upset stoppage to Euro-phenom Sophie Marceau and ET Tonight interview reveals Jen thinks of herself as pound for pound one of the best in the business. Up to Twain to stop the insanity. Shania in leopard print bikini bottoms, black push up, Jennifer in tiger print one-piece.

During R1,2: Twain in control with lateral movement, combination punching, but Aniston scoring with the odd single hook. Shania looking to put mileage on Aniston’s legs with a fast tempo, but the blonde seems equal to the task early.

R3,4: Twain starting to squeeze the vice, stepping in and staying in range longer, digging the left hand to the gut, flurrying  to the head, Aniston falling farther behind, getting lumped up facially, and reacting more slowly to Shania’s snapping riffs, Twain stepping around the blonde, extends her left to scrape the knuckles against Jen’s mouth, then whips in with the sidearm right to start an other sequence.

R5: Aniston takes her first round. For all the punches she’s taken Jen isn’t badly hurt, and  she cuts off the ring to trade with Shania for long stretches of this round. Aniston with a nice lead right on the mouth has Shania reacting instead if dictating, and swatting hooks across the breasts have Twain holding on at the bell.

R6: Twain answering with the shutout, tattooing Jennifer with ripping combinations--mostly arm punches, in defensive as Aniston leans back and covers up. Twain’s hardest punches reserved for the body as she snuggles inside, jerking her hook from the shoulder into Jen’s midriff as the blonde grimaces.

R7: Twain loving it inside, setting up over Jen’s right arm, punching inside it with the short hook, and around it to the kidney area with right hands. Aniston legs lock up as she gets sleepy against Twain, and a series of ripping left hands to her ribs cause the breakdown. Aniston groaning, takes a knee, pressing on her right side as Twain struts back with feline grace.

R8: Another shutout as Twain gets back outside, stepping lovely around Aniston, darting in to bang a wide one-two, then ducking out as Aniston misses the receipt. Twain clearly enjoying the one-sided skills exhibition, has Aniston jerking and reacting to any movement.

R9: Twain inviting Aniston’s right hand so she can counter, and Jen’s eyes come under heavy attack as twain exploit’s the openings. Biting hooks on the eye have Aniston stumbling sideways, and twain won’t let up, coming in I rushes to put fists in the target until the inevitable swelling.

R10: Aniston blinking, messed up, comes gingerly, and meets with a swirling blur of fists as Twain sets down to hurt. Lead right hands pump straight from the shoulder to Aniston face, and wide left hooks pound that swollen eye shut in a very harsh opening minute. Aniston survives, even takes over for a moment as Twain catches her breath, but Shania dominates down the stretch, measuring Jen with the left as she circles, then slicing in with the right to potshot Aniston to the bell, Decision comes back hopelessly one-sided target practice for Shania twain as Aniston pouts in despair.

After: Jen not taking the loss well, and Twain exposing Aniston’s limitations with a complete performance. Jen able to take Twain’s punches, but simply unable to set up her own offense against a much quicker, busier opponent.

Reposted by Archer 7/31/11.

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