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23 July 2011 Carrie Prejean vs Serinda Swan

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Carrie Prejean 02.jpg Serinda Swan 04.jpg

Site: The Arena Asylum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 7/23/2011, 11:41 pm

BEFORE:

"I've said it before and I'll say it again," says a hard-eyed Serinda. "It doesn't matter who trains Prejean, she's still going to end her night sucking canvas at my feet. I won the weigh in. I'll win the disrobe. And I'll win the fight."

"I'm prettier than Swan. I'm sexier than Swan. And I'm better than Swan," says a smiling Carrie. "And not just in the ring. I'm ready for this fight. I have the perfect game plan. She's not going to like how this ends. But I am."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Thanks once again to Jessica Simpson for her commentary in the last bout, and joining us now, the Communications Director of Lookout! Boxing, Michelle Trachtenberg! Welcome, Michelle!"

Michelle: "You can call me, Mish."

O'Dell: "Umm..."

Michelle: "Oh, I know. Williams gets mad. Who CARES? Everyone at Lookout! knows she's all done!"

O'Dell: "Be that as it may, Mish, I'm sure the fans would love to hear your take on this fight..."

Michelle: "Well, I keep hearing about how this is going to be a different Prejean now but I'm not buying it. Swan is the clear favorite here, no question..."

O'Dell: "Well, we're going to find out, because that's 'Brick House' on the sound system and that means..."

Michelle: "Um...the sound system just went out...what..."

OH, THE SHARK, BABE
HAS SUCH TEETH, DEAR...

O'Dell: "Well, well, well! Here comes Carrie, and guess who's leading her down?
Michelle: "This place is going CRAZY!"

O'Dell: "Looks like J-Mac is back! And she's got a finger for Jewel and Neve in the Front Street corner! Mac leading Prejean into the ring. Jenny stares daggers at Neve."

Michelle: "Check out Wiz on the monitor! We've got bedlam here and he's just smiling and shaking his head."

O'Dell: "Prejean smiling. Drops the robe..."

Michelle: "Prejean CAN rock a bikini, can't she? That white one's got the crowd's attention..."

O'Dell: "Speaking of getting the crowd's attention, that's Jimi Hendrix and 'Foxy Lady' and here comes Serinda! Swan not sparing Prejean OR J-Mac a look. Climbs into the ring, drops the robe..."

Michelle: "This is going to be pretty black and white, isn't it? Swan in black, Prejean in white."

O'Dell: "Swan still not looking at Prejean. Wiz out of his seat to the Front Street corner. Points at Serinda and holds up his index finger. No missing the meaning of that gesture. And there's the bell. Swan just looked at Carrie for the first time. Prejean looking to work that pageant jab. Swan bobbing, moving the head, landing the left, doubling up on it. Carrie short with a right. Swan STICKING that left in Carrie's face, avoiding the blonde's jab, banging a right to the body, ducking a right hook, landing that left. Again. Again. Serinda's got the range and she's slamming the shells home."

Michelle: "Carrie looking a little frustrated. Can't seem to find Swan. Serinda's got her off balance and out of rhythm."

O'Dell: "Swan blocks a right, counters with a right hook to the flank. Carrie circles, trying to land that jab, but Swan's out of range, showing the blonde angles. Sticking that left lead. Again. Again. Prejean misses a right, short with a left hook. Swan lands a right hand lead, bangs the left to the ribs. That's the bell. All Serinda."

Michele: "Business-like stuff from Swan there. Totally dominated the round. Prejean shaking her head as she takes a seat and gets some instruction from J-Mac."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Round two underway and Carrie looking to jab and circle. Lands the left. Serinda good head movement avoids the double up, lands one of her own. Swan trying to work in a little closer, being patient. Carrie's getting that jab going."

Michelle: "Prejean, like all pageant fighters, has a good jab. She's got to fight off of that to have any chance."

O'Dell: "Prejean scores with it again. Swan sticks her own left. Again. Prejean lands the left. Swan counters with a good right. Carrie circles away. Prejean finding the range now, but Swan's got her own jab going, and she's countering Prejean's left with good, solid right hands. Serinda bangs a hook to the body there. Carrie didn't like that at all. Prejean the left, Serinda lands the right over top. Slams a left hook to the kidney. That's the round and you've got to give it to Swan."

Michelle: "Better round for Prejean, but, yeah, Serinda won it."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Back to the action as round three gets underway, and Prejean in rhythm now. Using that jab. Keeping Swan at range. Serinda patient, looking to close, find a spot. Carrie scoring with the jab. Preempting the brunette."

Michelle: "This is good stuff from Prejean. She's controlling tempo for the first time."

O'Dell: "Carrie another hard left...AND DOWN GOES PREJEAN! Oh, did Swanny time that one! Right hand counter and Carrie went straight to her rear end!"

Michelle: "Prejean getting up at six. Referee's going to let this continue."

O'Dell: "On comes Serinda. Prejean tying up, pulls Swan in...OH, THAT WAS LOW BY PREJEAN! SHOVEL HOOK! WAY BELOW THE BELT! AND IT HURT SWAN!"

Michelle: "Referee was screened! Carrie pulled Swan in front of him so he couldn't see it."

O'Dell: "Referee breaks the pair and Carrie back to work with the jab. Serinda jabbing back, but she's clearly been affected by the foul. She's not able to follow up on the knockdown. Prejean circling and jabbing. Serinda content to jab with as the clock runs down. That's it for the third. Swan gets the round big, but Prejean denies the clean up and survives!"

Michelle: "Check the replay, Jennifer. Watch Prejean grab Swan and pull her past the referee so that he's screened. Then watch the shovel hook. WAY low. But the ref never saw it."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Back to live action in round four, and Carrie on to the offensive here. Using that left to locate Serinda and keep the brunette off. Swan not showing as much movement as in previous rounds, looking a little heavy legged. Got to be the effects of that low blow, Mish!"

Michelle: "Absolutely. Big change from the first three when Serinda was in control. Carrie's having no trouble landing. Serinda not able to get off much at all."

O'Dell: "Prejean follows the left with a right hook to the head. Swan shakes it off, comes forward, misses with a left. Prejean's legs and left jab dominating this round. Serinda a step slow."

Michelle: "Get a camera on McCarthy. She is absolutely loving this..."

O'Dell: "And so is Carrie. Pumping that jab out. Finding the range. Swan unable to do much of anything as the fourth comes to an end. High-five from Jenny for Carrie as Prejean returns to the corner. The blonde's still behind, but she just won her first round."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Round five underway and it's back to jab and circle for Prejean. Classic pageant stance. Technically perfect. Jab and move, keep the opponent off. Good speed and accuracy with it. Swan getting hit clean. Can't seem to get anything going."

Michelle: "That low blow turned the fight. Swan's legs still aren't back."

O'Dell: "And Prejean is taking full advantage. Target practice in there! Lumping Serinda up with a deadly accurate jab. Swan unable to get untracked here. Prejean follows the jab with a nice right. Knocked sweat flying from Serinda's head. Good footwork, Carrie as she circles away, sticking that jab again and again. There's the bell. McCarthy in the ring to greet Carrie. Jawing with Jewel. Neve stepping through the ropes!"

Michelle: "Referee sending them both out of the ring with a stern warning. All that extracurricular stuff aside, Prejean's back in the fight, having taken the last two heats!"

Prejean/Swan Part 2

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 7/23/2011, 11:43 pm

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "On to round six, and Carrie back to the jab. Swan counters with one of her own. Prejean blocks the right cross follow up. Sticks the left, moves. Swan bobbing in. Moving better now, whacks the flanks with a left hook. Carrie fires right back, sneaking the left between the gloves. Swan back downstairs with a hook to the breadbasket. Carrie jabs and circles away."

Michelle: "Swan's got her legs back. She's pressuring again, but the blonde isn't punking. She's firing right back."

O'Dell: "Certainly is. Good jab again, Carrie. Serinda counters by hooking the kidney. Going mostly body now. Setting up the shots with her own left jab. Prejean lands again. Swan counters. Doubles up on the jab, misses the right as Carrie ducks it."

Michelle: "Carrie giving as good as she gets here. Serinda still patient, not forcing, working for position. Getting off with a nice two-punch combination there. And Prejean fires back with one of her own!"

O'Dell: "Swan back to the body. Dodges a jab, lands a straight right. There's the bell. Pretty close, but I think Swan."

Michelle: "I agree, but I wouldn't want to have to count on the judges seeing it that way."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Seventh underway and Prejean rifling a double jab home! Carrie circles away from a counter. Sticks the jab again! Follows with a straight right. Reverses direction away from the counter. Swan pressuring. Moving the head. Avoids a jab. Sticks the left. Bangs home a right to the rib cage. Left uppercut to the side of the head. Carrie covering up now. Serinda letting the hands go. Thumping to the body and Prejean not liking it one bit!"

Michelle: "Carrie trying to cover up and clinch here. Needs to get some distance. Swan's teeing off..."

O'Dell: "Serinda hooking the ribs. Prejean crouching, guard up. Swan pound a right off the side of the head behind the gloves. She's got Carrie up against the ropes and she's going to work on that midsection. Hooking, bringing the guard down, banging a left to the side of Carrie's head..."

Michelle:"Swan's just THUMPING Prejean! Carrie's got to get out of there!"

O'Dell: "She's trying to clinch, but Serinda hammers free, slamming shots into the belly and kidneys, rocking Carrie along the ropes with a big right hand. Prejean caught most of that on her gloves and it still knocked her off balance. And speaking of 'knocked', Serinda plows a pair of uppercuts to the knockers as the bell rings! Big round for Swan, who's getting an earful about those last two punches from J-Mac..."

Michelle: "They weren't late. But McCarthy sure thinks they were!"

O'Dell: "So does Carrie, who's screaming at the referee, stomping her foot, throwing a regular tantrum..."

Michelle: "And Swan can't give J-Mac the finger because she's wearing gloves, so she signs off with an Italian salute! McCarthy looking like climbing through the ropes, but the ref has had enough. Orders her out and Carrie to her stool!"

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Well, we've had a little of everything in this fight and here we go for round eight. Swan moving right in on Carrie off the bell. Prejean backing up...LOW BLOW AGAIN! Swan falling forward right into Carrie, holding the blonde's shoulders to stay upright."

Michelle: "Referee was screened again. Carrie backed up, waited until Serinda was between her and the ref, and slammed that hook below the belt."

O'Dell: "Prejean digging to the body. Swan's got no legs at all, here and the blonde knows it. She's slamming hooks to the flanks. There's an uppercut to the chin that moved Swan's head. Serinda tying up, trying to hold down Prejean's arms. Referee going to break them. He's hearing it from the Front Street corner. McCarthy again jawing with Neve..."

Michelle: "Meanwhile Prejean back to work with that jab, snapping back the head of a heavy legged Swan. Serinda covering up, just trying to get out of this round. Carrie's having it all her own way."

O'Dell: "Left hand finds the mark again. Swan covering up as Carrie lets loose a barrage. Two or three of those landed. There's the bell. Referee forcing Prejean back to her corner, going to stay between her and Front Street. Serinda slow back to her stool. Neve and Jenny staring daggers. I hope Wiz has plenty of security here, because this might get plenty ugly."

Michelle: "Lost in all this is that Carrie's still in the fight. I've got it 77-74, but at least one of those rounds was very close. Might be 76-75 on some cards."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "Both corners have taken stern warnings from the referee, and here we go in the ninth. Prejean being booed now every time she throws a punch. Pro-Philly crowd has had enough of the blonde."

Michelle: "Swan has, too. She's aggressively at Carrie, got her legs back, bobbing the head, moving past the jab, banging to the body, and Carrie doesn't like it."

O'Dell: "Prejean trying to jab and circle, but the brunette smothering her, cutting off the ring, hooking the kidneys...OHH! THERE'S A SHOVEL HOOK TO THE LIVER! AND CARRIE'S KNEES WOBBLED!"

Michelle: "Wonder where Swan learned THAT punch?"

O'Dell: "Prejean doubled up, covering. Serinda slams a pair of uppercuts between the gloves. Carrie back on the ropes. Hard left jab snaps the head back. Right hook to the ear and Carrie stumbles along the ropes. Swan GOES RACK! Pumps three uppercuts into the puppies! RIGHT HAND, SWAN! DOWN GOES CARRIE!"

Michelle: "Straight right landed flush on the chin. McCarthy screaming at Prejean to get up, but the lights are out."

O'Dell: "CARRIE FLAT ON HER FACE, NOT MOVING AT ALL. SWAN GIVES THE THROAT SLASH TO MCCARTHY! NINE. TEN! IT'S OVER. THE WINNER BY KO9, SERINDA SWAN!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the...wait...don't turn on Tess' mic yet...J-Mac is jawing with her...we don't want that audio going out...Neve's in the ring...cue up 'Rhinestone 2'...ok, hang on...security's up there. Sending Mac on her way and Neve back to the corner..."

Michelle: "'Rhinestone 2'? Who's in THAT?"

O'Dell: "That would be Scott Baio and Lark Voorhies..."

Michelle: "How'd I miss THAT one in theaters..."

O'Dell: "I'm guessing because it went straight to video. VHS only. Anyway, up to the ring and Tess..."

Tess: "Thanks, Jenny. I've got Serinda Swan here. Serinda, looks like there were a couple of punches below the belt...

Serinda: "They fouled me twice, and it wasn't a mistake either time! That was their game plan coming in. They both knew it was the only way they had a chance. Well, I've got a message for McCarthy, and any other blonde who wants to try on The Hottest Player In The Game. I'm not hard to find. But be prepared to get blown out of the weigh in, embarrassed in the disrobe. And destroyed in the ring."