Posted by Simguy on 3/7/2008

Before: "Pound her tummy," Carmen enthuses when asked about her Britney-busting strategy. "It's still the best way to go. I know there's a lot of talk about how tuff Britney is now and that you can't drive up the middle on her anymore - but I'M going to. I've hurt Spears plenty downstairs over the years, and I aim to keep on hurtin'!" Spears pursing lips - animosity for Electra clearly visible as Brit takes the podium. "If Carmen knew the first thing about beating me, she'd have done it by now," Britney snipes. "At her best, she had trouble holding ground against me, and I think we'd all agree Carmen hasn't seen her 'best' in about 5 years. I'm not losing this fight - not to Carmen. You guys may as well come up with another angle, because 'upset' ain't gonna fly." Carmen in royal blue/white diagonal striped bikini; white gloves. Britney in hot pink bikini, tie side bottoms; white gloves; hair in messy beach ponytail.

During R1: Wild, lunging, jiggle-fest - girls circling, crouching, leaping in with power leads. Britney rocking Carmen over and over with uppercuts from the knees or plowing lead right hands - Spears detonating fat, single shot wallop off Electra's skull, breasts and midsection. Carmen windblown - wide eyed as she's battered and tossed about the ring. Spears' colour high, eyes blazing as she shows curvy girls can be acrobats after all.

R2: Electra returns fire - penetrating with lead right hands (palm-down) to Britney's gut, backing blonde to ropes. Carmen attacking supple with Brit defending apron: Electra pawing out her right hand to locate, then torquing into vicious hooks, clapping Brit hip to head. Spears missing against Carmen's undulating torso movement and deep knee bends - Electra weaving and bobbing like a cobra, then snatching back hot. Spears taking a good shot, but wide eyed, leaning into ropes with weight on right (back) foot.

R3: Britney engages midring, gets touches, then fades to ropes, luring Carmen forward into traps. Electra has to go get those touches back - commits her to penetrating Brit's pocket - leading to several sensuous, pushing and slugging matches at close quarters. Spears giving up tummy as she leans back into ropes - Carmen getting there with straight right hands - but Britney cuffing back counters, clapping Electra's ears, swatting her waist and breasts. Carmen's buns ringing as she's clipped and smote - she's frequently reaching in to clinch, curvy legs stamping to keep Britney pinned down. Classic pocket defence - Britney eats Carmen up as Electra bogs down in heavy wrestling/mugging inside.

R4: Britney engages midring, scoring to Carmen's breasts, then fades to ropes - Electra dutifully coming along. Spears comfy with back to cables - sliding to either side - right under her chin, left across her gut as she dips and rolls. Carmen squirming to get inside, struggling to push Britney's arms out of the way, then flurrying rapidly across tummy and tits: Spears absorbing this work, clouting and cuffing back at Electra's ears and chin, patiently swatting the taste out of Electra's mouth. Down the stretch, Britney with a series of slips and counters devastates Carmen to breasts, jawlines and tummy - whacking single shots backs Electra off open-mouthed in wonder.

R5: Electra showing hair-trigger quicks midring - pre-empting Britney with pulsing right hands - triggering the punches from a closed stance. Spears punched hard on her mouth and breasts - eating that stamping right: she's upright, hands up, weight on right foot, taking punches as Carmen circles and dictates. Britney shying away, but now SHE'S given up a lot of points by the half way point - Electra grinning, circling, taunts Britney into giving chase. Spears jugs a-jumping as she tries to pounce-with - finding Carmen elusive. Down the stretch, Carmen's twitching shoulders feint Britney - Electra drives in a lunging straight right to chin - reloads and stamps it again - SENDING BRITNEY TO HER BACKSIDE! Scooting knockdown - Spears lips pursed in a shocked little "OH!" - Electra yelping for joy - bounding away, pounding her mitts together with happy aggression.

R6: Electra continues to press a faded Britney. Carmen crouching low, spearing lead right hands to Britney's breadbasket: tanned flesh singing out with spank as Electra gets in there gooood. Hooks take Britney across her breasts - Carm shifting weight to right (back) foot to claw the left hand across - Electra in wide stance, torso up and down/side to side in supple, athletic fashion. Carmen loose, lithe - feinting Britney, leaping in and out at her - Electra's hands dangling at her sides as she walks around her foe with a big, "I'm winning" grin. Spears petulant, grumpy - she's selecting poor distance - allowing Carmen to set up and lunge with impunity.

R7: Carm takes her third straight - victimizing Britney midring. Spears chewed up, harrassed, turned - she finally fades to ropes to set up pocket, but she's down touches. Spears pained, looking to turn into hot counters off the ropes - dipping and rolling her torso on strong-planted legs. Carmen patient - grinning as she feints outside, then brings the jab or stamping straight right hand to Britney's tummy. Carm scoring, then leaping away, circling back to square - oh, she's cocky - dangling her hands, sticking her chin out, daring Brit to swipe at her. Carm pouncing in and out, snatching at tummy and tit: Spears protecting her body, swiping back hooks - it's a cat and mouse 7th going to Carmen.

R8: Britney fades immediately to ropes: Carmen goes and gets her. Ploy works - Electra dragged into expensive pushing and wrestling with the bigger woman - Spears routinely riding an arm brawny around Carm's head, twisting Electra into ropes, holding her down for breaks. Holding and hitting from Spears as she cuffs and swats Carmen's face in the grasp: Electra snuggling in close, kneading her fists into Britney's gut as the girls stamp and maul for position. Breathy grunts, moans of effort as the women do as much pushing and straining as pure punching. Spears able to clout out the best of it - swatting Carmen for cute points in tight.

R9: Same again - Britney lures Carmen to ropes, bogs her down, wrestles and pushes with her - all the while swatting and cuffing her heavy, compact swipes. Not negligible damage - Carmen getting her ears rung - frequently swatted onto one foot or the other. Electra responding with close-in flurries - swabbing away furiously to jug and tummy, only to be tied up and pulled in, or wrestled into ropes. Spears effectively putting her body on Carmen, taking away Electra's mesmeric mobility: Spears banking heavy, clouting swat to Carmen's sporty chassis and pretty face. Bell: Electra's lips are parted, she's wobbly butt - wandering back to her corner in a fog.

R10: Apron - Britney sets up cute n' strong. Left shoulder pointed towards Carmen; left hand across gut; right hand up under chin. Electra steaming in, slugging short lefts and rights: Spears rolling the punches with her left shoulder, slipping under, answering back clouting hooks and sharpshooting right hands out of the torso-turns. Spears more or less stationary, but hard to hit - tilting and dipping just enough to take the edge off Carmen's clubbing. Britney's licks landing fat and loud - taking Electra in her tummy, clobbering those tits, stroking her jaw - Spears scoring, then dipping to either side, covering up and staying safe. Carmen visibly wearing down as trade goes against her - she's wobbling at the midway point, shocked a short right hand to chin and ELECTRA GOES DOWN! Carmen swooning to all fours, panting with disappointment. Hard working Spears pushes strands of hair off her eyes as she struts to neutral corner. Woozy 8, Carmen - Electra breathing hard, hands at her hips as she wades in: Spears turns into a right hand from the closed stance, smiting Electra across her jugs, dipping down low on follow through. Carmen pouting, waving back tired punches: she's hurting from Britney's clean connects - no longer anxious to tummy up and brawl. Spears smiling - bending at the waist with elbows in close to body, hands stacked right atop left, tits and tummy - she's just dipping and smiting, tearing Carmen up to the breasts and ribs. CARMEN GOES DOWN! Electra blurting in pain from a slashing right hand to her left armpit - she sinks to her right knee, blubbering: Spears struts past, gloving at her ponytail. Electra bravely up: few seconds left, so Brit wades in with left hand dangling, right at her chest. Spears leans in, driving a hard right hand across Carmen's stomach, punching Electra to a seat in the ropes as Carm covers her face and bleats. Goes to cards, comes back UD10 - Britney Spears.

Aft: Electra stamping her feet, complaining of low blows, carrying on to the judges and FCBA reps. Spears smug in victory - preening in full view of Carmen and baiting her so blatantly that Electra actually has to be restrained by officials: Spears with the pluck to actually wave b'bye as Carmen's ushered out. "I took Carmen apart," Britney says with a shrug. "She's regressed since she was with BSE - much more predictable and easy to manage. I don't mean to gloat, but Electra's never respected me or shown me even basic professional courtesy. Kicking her ass makes me feel good - and you can tell her I said that