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5 August 2011 Kristen Bell vs Mila Kunis

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Posted by simguy on 8/5/2011, 8:26 pm

Before: "I've been beating Mila Kunis up for years," Krissy Bell shrugs in prefight, "so if it's suspense you want, maybe this fight's not what you're looking for. But if you enjoy seeing a dominant woman enjoying a lesser fighter - one girl using another girl up, just getting to the bottom of her and giving her hurt, then sir: this fight's for you! Mila never gets old for me: I feel like it's my job to keep her under-foot, and as long as I'm here, she's never going to break into the elite. Never!" Kunis ruffled as always against her nemesis, but keeping herself together at podium. "As you know, Kristen has dogged me my whole career," Mila admits, bringing a smug smile to KBell's lips, "and I've never forgiven her for being such a witch on 'Marshall. But the beauty of this game is that if at first you don't succeed, you get to keep trying a girl. I notice Bell's on the wrong side of thirty these days, and I wonder if she's the same fighter who bullied me five years ago. I bet not. From now on, it's going to be me coming on strong, while Bell fights with diminishing skills, and we'll see how she likes that. Krissy: get ready to eat tummy, girl...that's all I'm gonna say!" Kristen in soft, baby-blue quilted bikini; small white work out mitts; world's feistiest ponytail with messy bangs. Mila in bubblegum pink bikini; small black work out gloves; hair slicked back into high 60s style ponytail. Girls do NOT touch gloves - in fact, Kunis actually has her guard up THROUGHOUT ref's instructions!

During R1: Bell the aggressor early - whacking Mila an exploratory right to belly; hooking her across left cheek as Kunis is leaning away. Bell spitting jabs on a hopping approach, then she's back at Kunis' waistline right/left. Tart, popping spank from Krissy's mitts on Mila's meat...blonde girl hounding her brunette early. Middle minute - Kristen cuts off the ring, jabs Mila into crouching earmuff, then RIPS her a hook behind right elbow. Kunis grimacing, but staying in the pocket, bobbing up to kiss Krissy the stubby right uppercut to chin in receipt. Girls fighting tousle-to-tousle now, dukes at cheeks - each dipping and digging rigid left or right uppercuts to offending ribcages/tummies. Krissy stronger in the exchanges - often muscling Mila back with the chickenwing left elbow then walking her down. Down the stretch, Mila absorbing another tuff right hand in her gut backs away frowning...KBell pounces in and eats a tasty, straight one-two PIK! PAK! on the lips! Bell's legs give a shimmy as she blunders into hurt: Mila over to offence with lashing hooks, raking Bell's right flank/ear. Mila's mitt on KBell's lat: PAK! Then Mila jerks a close-in left uppercut to chin as girls heads almost clash. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Bell tumbling to all fours, face in open-mouthed wonder...Kunis turns away, takes two steps, puts hands on hips, looks over her right shoulder and winks all saucy as poor Krissy's dealing with knockdown-tremble!

R2: Kbell still not right - she's got dukes at temples, looking tentative. Mila quickly at her blonde - jabbing jug; cuffing hook to right ear; bending at the waist to slip a KBell receipt-jab; pivoting counter-clockwise UNDER that jab; strap-hooking Kbell's tummy and drifting her the right cross over blonde left shoulder! Krissy's mouthpiece shoots off her teeth...she's staring in astonishment, legs all a-quiver. Mila issuing check-jabs to Krissy's breasts as blonde girl stumbles forward hurt...brunette slidestepping back and walking Krissy into a gorgeous drifting right cross to chin! Bell sputtering forward: Mila sidesteps to Krissy's left, allowing blonde-girl to stumble face-first into ropes - then Kunis lunges forward, dragging a wide, sidearm right into Krissy's lower back, shutting off the power to Bell's legs. Moan of pain, Kristen Bell: her arms flop over top rope as she sags into ropes, then slowly turns herself around. KUNIS UNLEASHES! Mila clears her holsters, blazing away with both hands in untamed lather of hate. Krissy: shellshocked, slumping butt-in-ropes; arms crossing right atop left as she tilts forward into the storm - the punches slashing across her belly or face, clouting her senseless. Bell's legs give way...she's loose, slumping into ropes all lashes batting and the REF STEPS IN! Good lord - Kunis stops Kbell TKO2!

AFTER: Kunis squealing with delight - leaping away to join a joyous pack: HUGE win over her fiercest rival constitutes a major break-out to the upside for Kunis. BLONDE! Magazine quick to undercut the victory by insisting that Bell still suffers from "Hayden-Hangover"...but that's BLONDE! all over.

AND MILA WANTS MORE! Whole pack descends on weepy KBell as Mila pulls Bell from her stool; jams her back into turnbuckle. Krissy all distressed and shabby - right arm along top rope; left hand coming up to push lightly upon Mila's oppressive tummy as Kunis mounts the corner. Kunis presses in close with her body - pressing the back of Krissy's left hand to her left cheek as blonde girl turns her head to her right...Bell just whining, distraught beneath the weight of Mila. Kunis exuberant: blowing kisses with both hands to the roaring crowd; taking Kbell's ponytail captive in left hand while pumping the right fist; taking Kbell's ponytail in BOTH hands and reefing up on it as poor Krissy whines in protest. On and on - Mila leaves her tummy scent on conquered Krissy; an approving pack clapping and standing around like a bunch of cute little thugs as Kunis enjoys her blonde.