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5 August 2011 Billie Piper vs Britney Spears

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Posted by simguy on 8/5/2011, 8:29 pm

BEFORE: Billie looking a little shellshocked at the sheer mob-weight of media assembled in prefight...she's fought well attended comic-con events before, but nothing like a Britney Spears FCBA fight. Brit sees it, acts on it from podium: "It's gettin' real, hey Billie?" Brit coos, taunting. "You ain't in Bristol any more kid: the whole WORLD is watching you now, girl. How's your tummy? Hey? Tummy doin' flip-flops? That's okay: momma's gonna tuck you in, don't you worry." Piper dry mouthed at podium, but plucky in rebuttal: "I've dreamed of this day...this fight...for years, and it's finally in my grasp. Me and Britney Spears, tummy to tummy in the boxing ring...if you had told me five years ago that I'd be making history like this, I'd have said you were daft! The moment's not too big for me - it's not: I'll take the fight to Britney and never let up. Never! Not until she's beaten!" Britney in lavender bikini; black gloves; hair up in twisty beach bun. Billie in bandeau bikini printed in a wash of pastel colours; white gloves; ponytail and bangs.

During R1: Brit engaging at midring - low forward crouch, hands down around her knees: Billie spooked by the unexpected look, tentative, weight on back (right) leg as she looks things over. Spears feints; flop-jabs Billie's belly; bobs on the spot; loop-hooks Billie's breasts - the punch starting from Brit's thigh level; loop hook again - the gloves sound out CHUP! on Billie's firm flesh. Brit stands up, walks around to her left, glaring over her right shoulder as she circles: Billie gulping, getting herself together when Spears lunges to the attack. Brit: steps in, crouches low, hands dangling; rises up into clouting right heavy upside Billie's head - Billie covered up earmuff, stricken. Brit loads a whip-heavy right, smites it across Billie's belly...Piper grimacing, backing hurt to ropes - Brit walking her down. Spears feints; flops the jab to tummy; bobs on the spot...then erupts out of crouch with a vicious right uppercut, picking up Billie's chin! DOWN GOES PIPER! Billie P imploding straight down onto her haunches, reeling back into ropes with arms looping over cables...she's spellbound, eyes staring as she flounders. Brit grinning, hops away all paunch a-jiggle, jugs a-jumping, happy in her work. Piper clambers up the ropes, give her head a vigorous shake: she's ready to go after 8. ON COMES BRITNEY! Spears stepping in - slapping a right hand heavily to Billie's left hip - cutting it across paunch. Brit's left hand palms Billie's right shoulder, pushing her upright as Billie shows earmuff. Brit pounds right-hand-on-paunch, then pushes in, bodying Billie to ropes, smothering any receipts. Pushing off, Brit lowers her head, starts going at Billie's waist via thick, rich, ropey rights and lefts - just getting her curves into slopping clout that has Piper open-mouthed in awe. It's all too much...savage body blows paralyze Piper, dropping her to all fours...grinnin' Brit steps back all sweaty-backed and shiny, hands on hips on the strut to neutral corner. Billie beats the count shabby - face SO distraught, confused and disappointed...she's getting her ass well and truly kicked in the biggest fight of her life!

R2: Billie stumbling out of the gate, still rocked and wobbly butt: Brit aggressively to midring - going into that loose-limbed crouch, hands dangling. Brit slides to her left, twitch-feinting: Billie turns, keeping dukes up. BRITNEY LUNGES INTO BILLIE! Spears' mighty legs propelling her up into a leaping left uppercut from the knees - crushing chin-check neatly splits Billie's guard, leaving her destitute as Brit pivots clockwise around the blast. Piper: reeling, knees unhinged...she's stumble-bumming around, trying to hold down the canvas with flat, slapping feet. Spears grinning, left hand dangling, right at her chest...she closes on Billie, swipes a cuffing right across British paunch; doubles it into a right uppercut clean to chin, closing Billie's eyes in stupor; as Piper's wobbling from fresh destruction; Spears tips to her right, then slops the hesitation-right upside Billie's head, just behind the ear. Billie topples forward past Brit's left flank, crashing to knees-and-face as her arms drag in beneath her body. She sprawls tummy down and this one's over: devastating KO2 Britney Spears.

After: In days to come, Dani Fishel will recall in CELEBRITY RING how Brit unleashed a similar torrent of lithe power punches in one of their fights...Spears a very unpredictable vixen when she chooses to go on the attack rather than defend the pocket. "Just too much power," Brit explains in postfight, glorying in a near flawless performance. "That, and I think Billie just wasn't ready for a spotlight this bright. You get in with Britney Spears, and it's a whole different world. Suddenly there's paparrazi at your training camp; phone constantly ringing day and night; people on the street recognizing you...it's crazy. I'm sure you get Billie in a gym-smoker somewhere and she's hell on wheels: put her in front of me at PPV? She's just another victim." Ouch!