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5 August 2011 Kelly Brook vs Kate Upton

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Posted by simguy on 8/5/2011, 8:30 pm

BEFORE: "Brooklyn is so old news," Kate says in prefight, "I'm the new one, and people want to see me pound Kelly Brook: nobody cares what Decker's doing. And pound Kelly Brook is DEFINITELY what I mean to do. She's fat and out of shape, past her due-date...Kate Upton's gonna clean up all these bytches in due course, don't you guys worry!" Brook's heard it all before at this point, but she's still a little vexed: Upton's way too uppity for her own good. "Little miss has a beating coming," Kelly assures the media, "that's a promise. Yes - she's a body-beautiful - but such girls come and go in the FCBA. They arrive to much fanfare, and are then dispatched by the women-of-talent, and that's where I come in: I'm the cold dose of reality here to spoil Kate's hopes and dreams. She'll be battered and helpless at the end, but let's give her her moment now shall we? She's absolutely adorable when she's being all aggressive!" First dose of reality comes at weigh in, when the traditional scales are outfitted with an extra attachment to weigh jugs separately: Brook's jugs humble Upton's by girth as they once did Casta's - leaving Kate stunned in disbelief, her hands cupping under and holding up her breasts as she stares down to inspect the out-gunned knockers.

Kate's orange-and-white bikini (white gloves):
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=kate_upton_ad_hot&title=Kate%20Upton%20Pictures&loc=3

Kelly aqua-green bikini (powder blue gloves):
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=kelly_brook_blue_chest&title=Kelly%20Brook%20Pictures&loc=3

During R1: No screwing around - girls step-to midring - Kelly over the top via looping right hand, missing behind Kate, pulling blonde head forward and down instead. Kelly lugging thick lefts and rights up into Kate's belly, plowing in a few, then mopping up a clouting hook on Upton's jugs. Kate: blonde hair in her eyes, teeth bared...she's back at Kelly via shoving right to gut; plowing left to gut; slamming right forearm in close across Kelly's mammoth jugs. Brook hammered back a step, but righting herself: she steps into a walloping right to jug - loading up with the elbow drawn well back for a full-bodied swing. Kate stumbles back on her heels, then stabilizes, plowing into Kelly's oncoming jugs via clobbering right - girls just falling in together, slopping heavy left/rights in lapping action to offending guts, then looking to clout jug as fighters start to separate. Midway through, Kelly shifts weight to right leg, clouting left hooks across Katie's rack CHUP! CHUP!...Upton open-mouthed, a little jug-shocked here, staring. Kelly leans in, carrying the right thick to paunch, then clouting Upton-jug again as blonde girl's backpedaling woozy to ropes. Kelly wading in - elbows in against her body, hands up on approach: she steps-to; jabs Katie's breasts a pawing left; tips torso-left to swing a healthy right loud atop Kate's left hip...Upton gasping at the weight of shot, turning her right shoulder into ropes and bending at the waist. Kelly standing off Kate's left flank - lifting thick hooks up into jug and belly, Kelly's right hand coming to rest atop the curving top of Upton's buttocks for leverage. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Kate just gurgling/whimpering, easing herself to right knee all panting and disheveled...Kelly leans forward all non-chalant, hands resting atop top rope as she looks out into crowd, her thighs pressing on Kate's left shoulder until whining blonde pushes her away in protest. Kate beats the count all teary-eyed: final minute mop up for Kelly as she squares away flat footed; pumps the jab, pounds away righty from medium distance. Kate: grimacing, covering up earmuff, her elbows in tight, taking heavy wallop on arms/belly as Kelly patiently batters the defences. Kelly: jugs a-sloshing side to side as she leans herself into thudding rights, her fist slamming up and down Upton's glossy left flank. Brook grunting like a tennis player as she dishes up these hits: it's just one beefy girl getting off thick on another at the bell.

R2: Sloppy, heavy handed slugging continues...Kelly missing over the top righty, but pulling Kate's head down and in on follow-through: Brook able to lift thudding lefts and rights into quivering Upton-gut and jug - all while Kelly's leaning her chin out over Upton's left shoulder. Kate righting herself, slamming back: SHE'S fitting a plowing right deep to Kelly's gut, then getting left forearms into Brook's jugs to put Kelly on her heels. When they miss and fall-in, it's a matter of lapping at one another's guts, punching up-torso and cashing in those jugs via cuffing, clouting wallops. Fight stumbles to ropes - Kate on top: she reaches under Kelly's arms and crushes her deep to cables in a brazen bid for jug-on-jug supremacy. Kate working Kelly over - now pumping big-girl at her gut; now pushing off on her, then walloping her right flank thick, juicy hooks. Brook grimacing, taking a beating: she reaches to tie up around Kate's head/shoulders, but Upton gets her left hand up between the bodies, bracing Kelly's jugs via left forearm and pushing Brook into ropes. Kate cackling hot in Kelly's face as Upton's legs surge to push Kate forward, compressing proud British rack: Kelly whining beneath the weight of Kate, trying to wriggle out from under. Round finishes up with Kelly looking cranky/shopworn - hands at her mouth/elbows in, her body slightly turned to her left; Kate chopping in short left hooks to Kelly's right armpit/sideboob as brunette lays on ropes, taking thick CHUP! CHUP! leather. Bell: Kate pushes in to make Kelly groan under the weight, then pushes off all "I'm big" to strut back to her corner.

R3: Kelly under siege, her back to ropes, fighting bravely to deny a determined Kate Upton. Kelly presenting an organized earmuff front early on - fitting little counter uppercuts to Kate's jugs or chin in between big bawdy blonde swings. Upton squared away, lowering her head and wailing wide to waist/hips/flanks...Katie showing what she can do with feet set, weight forward, getting her hips and back into the swing of things. Monster body shots cramp Kelly up, slumping her hurt and sullen against ropes: Brook breaking down, not punching back over the last minute and a half. All Kate enjoying Kelly thus:
- Brook: right hand at left cheek/left across her gut...Kate slapping her thick, cuffing hooks across paunch or jug-tops, then POUNDING home right hand to Kelly's right breast.
- Brook showing face in gloves/elbows tight to body...Kate hook-hook-hooks Kelly to turns her slightly to Brook's left, exposing right-side lats/armpit for snug hook placement. Kate crowding in close on these latter hooks - chopping 'em in tight behind Brook's right tricep - right hand pushing on Kelly's raised forearms, lips curled off teeth to show blonde ferocity.
- Kelly reaching in under Kelly's arms, chesting her upright, then lap-lap-lapping thick and ropey left/rights to paunch. Poor Brook groaning, cramping forward...she tries to clinch, but Katie keeping her arms inside Kelly's braces Brook's jugs with left forearm and STACKS her up with a surge from blonde legs and buns.
- Bell: Kelly ashen faced, eyes a blend of rage and weepy "how-could-you-pound-at-my-magnificent-chassis" outrage. Kate: "HAH! Sloppin' it to your jugz Kelly! (blonde girl pushes in, shouting hot into Brook's blinking face) "HOW'S THAT FEEL, HEY? I'M BETTER!" Ref pulling blonde girl off, wrestling her away as Kelly hugs herself in hurt.

R4: Kate Upton marches on Kelly Brook, pouring on the hurt. Ropes: Kelly sullen, right at her left cheek/left across her gut - torso slow-rolling and twisting in the pocket as Upton lays down thick sheets of harm. Kate slamming away on Brook's biceps; heaving home thick, strapping lefts to paunch; chop, chop, chopping righty up top until Kelly forms ragged earmuff and stoops forward. Kate palming Kelly's shoulders, shoving her upright, then plowing into paunch right/left: Kelly grunting "UH! UH-H!" as blonde girl lifts in the leather. Upton bodies up, pressing Kelly ragdoll against ropes: fresh abuse as Kate lashes away thick and wide to waist/hips, strapping the fists in palm-down behind Kelly's elbows. Brook shabby with hurt, curvy legs holding her up - she's constantly shoved and stacked against ropes, then battered...best she can do is to cover up, absorb the slop, then hang on for ref's break. In between walloping sessions, Kate's happy to wrestle up top with Kelly, flattening her to ropes - throwing an arm around brunette neck and pulling her back into position. Brook battered wobbly-butt, but Kate's mouth breathing hard at the bell, walking back to her corner hands-on-hips.

R5: Upton trying to wade forward, back Kelly up: Brook holds canvas as girls slug, fall in, struggle in the clinch, then push off. Minute mark, Kelly cuffing hooks off her right leg...she shifts weight to left leg, hurling wide right hand loud to Kate's ribs behind blonde left elbow, breaking Upton's stance. Kate dismayed - hair across her eyes as she backs away sniveling...Kelly walking her down, chest heaving, eyes blazing for vengeance. Ropes - Kate still disorganized as she leans against cables: Kelly cuffs hooks CHUP! CHUP! off her right plant-leg, taking Katie across her jugs. Kate trying to form ragged earmuff: RIGHT UPPERCUT, KELLY BROOK! Kate's head flops back; Kate's body relaxes into ropes...she's hurt! Kelly lowers her head, wails away on waist/hips - vicious, thick, strapping pay-back applied to blonde core takes away Kate's legs. Upton whining, pushing hands on Kelly's shoulders to get her away: Kelly's hands palm Kate's hips, pushing her butt back into ropes, then Brook's hoisting thick rights and lefts up into belly. Blonde girl: "GUH-H!" - flopping forward, draping arms around Kelly's neck: Brook palms either side of Kate's ribcage, pushing her back into ropes; Upton's head lolling on limp neck, blonde hair strewn across her face, lips parted. BROOK PLOWS JUG! Kelly rams in the right forearm, pushing deep into Kate with her bodyweight, then pushing off to get room for a plowing left forearm. Back and forth - Kelly slamming away with all her curvy weight into Kate...poor Upton gurgling "GUH-g...GUH-g..." her head lolling, hands flailing at Kelly's shoulders. It's all too much - Kelly on Katie, pounding and pounding away on helpless rack...blonde girl ragdoll, slumped against ropes, but propped up by one or the other of Kelly's rampaging forearms...Ref FINALLY jumps in to pull Kelly off, cradling blubbering Katie to safety as blonde girl's legs give way. TKO5 in barbaric fashion, Kelly Brook.