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5 August 2011 Cameron Diaz vs Erica Durance

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Posted by simguy on 8/5/2011, 8:33 pm

BEFORE: "Not familiar with her," Cammie D - one of the biggest stars on Earth - says of Erica D in prefight. "People tell me she can fight, but whatever: I'm Cameron Diaz...I think I can handle some CW bimbo who's too old to work at the slutshop anymore. I'll touch this girl up - stay busy on her, maybe work up a sweat if she can take a pasting for a few rounds - then look to regain MY title belts." Erica Durance stung by the dismissal, but expecting to be overlooked by the A+ list. "She's definitely under-estimating me," Erica says at podium. "I'm not just fighting for a huge paycheque here...a lot of folks are saying it's put-up-or-shutup time for me. Am I still elite-grade at lightweight? Well if I am, I win this fight - no excuses! And don't forget, I've probably got the best Diaz-mimic in the business, in my camp - thanks Tricia! (waves with a blinky-hand motion to Helfer in the audience)" Cameron in scarlet "Knight and Day" bikini; hair loose/beachy; small black gloves. Erica in royal blue sport top; scarlet bikini bottoms; small white gloves; hair in loose, dark curls.

During R1: Erica's been told not to box with Cameron - brunette mounting brawling rushes, looking for the early KO headshot. Diaz dancing away limber-legged/bendy backed as always - sidestepping, swatting brunette punches from the air, turning Erica's flanks. Diaz loose-limbed about the ring - bouncing on her lead (left) leg as she pivots clockwise - looking to bring hands up from her waist and chop 'em down on Erica's face or jugs. Erica looking to rush in, wrap up, and body Cam to ropes - mauling and pounding blonde-girl until ref moves in. Both girls have their moments - nobody ekes out advantage in a drawn first.

R2: Erica rapidly forward - jabbing to Cammie's chest - stampeding her to ropes. Erica beating on Cameron - brunette riding left arm round blonde right arm; using left shoulder to keep Cam hemmed in; deploying thumping rights body/head as Diaz covers up earmuff. Cameron stifling Diaz' escape attempts - just bodying blonde-girl flat, securing her body before continuing the beat. Midway through - Durance punishing Diaz' slender-strong ribs/waist with both hands snatching away muscular and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Cameron shaken, easing herself to one knee...early break for Erica as she brightens, hops away from her victim and looks eager in neutral corner as Cameron pulls herself together. Thereafter, Diaz showing leg - running out the clock with Erica pursuing all jugs a-jumpin'.

R3: Cammie D pivoting clockwise - sticking that left jab - her right hand at her chest as she touches Erica up. Durance turning, weaving side to side, bending at the waist...she's looking to time the poke, cash in a counter. Cameron's right hand the difference...it's just hanging at her chest, loose and relaxed: she'll bring it up and chop it across Erica's face - doubling it at times, while dangling the left at her hip. Durance bobbing and throwing hard out of the crouch - missing as bendy blonde-girl leans out of range, circles to fresh angles.

R4: Erica jabbing elusive blonde to chest - forcing Diaz to ropes. Cam shows face-in-gloves/elbows in tight - she's dipping and rolling in the pocket as Erica squares away. Durance brawny on her blonde: pushing Cam via bumping left shoulder/extended left elbow; showing crossed-arm while bobbing on the spot - beating Cam rolling right/lefts in her tummy, then bumping her. Erica bashing sleek blonde flanks; pounding those wiry protective arms...comprehensive punishment dished out as Diaz elects to soak, hoping to tire Erica's body/frustrate her spirit with rope-a-dope. Tricia Helfer up out of her seat at ringside for the break - clapping; whistling with two fingers in her mouth...she knows face-in-gloves could really fail against Erica D!

R5: Cammie D lights it up on Erica - blonde girl showing all her lithe, world-class talents. Loping, loose-limbed clockwise rotation turns Erica midring. Cameron's hands relaxed about her waist as she pivots around that lead (left) leg...she's flicking out the odd back-hand up-jab, just keeping Erica peppered and wary. Roaming to her left, Cam will pull the right hand up from her thigh - slap-chop it down across Erica's face; jab at Erica's breasts; slap-hook Erica's right ear while pivoting clockwise around defensive brunette. Diaz circling, pasting...Erica mesmerized - trying to keep dukes at cheeks as she's turning to stay square. Whip action hacks, swipes and swats take a toll...Durance blinking, going wobbly-butt about midway through...she stumbles backward in shock as Cammie D hops her down. Ropes: Durance in tight earmuff, rolling-torso in the pocket...Cameron squares away and lets hands go in whirling finishing lather! Crowd screaming as Diaz shreds away on Erica...blonde girl so lithe and effective - often doubling or tripling up the right hand chop-shots with weight on her lead (left) plant-leg, her left hand down and out to the side; when it's time to hook - Cammie draws that dangling left across Durance's straining belly. Erica dazed, growing sluggish, but curvy legs holding her up...at the bell - Durance is all busted up, swooning on the spot; Diaz shoots a murderous glare at ref...she's used to the official stopping the fight once she gets her lather on. 10-8 Cammie without the knockdown: she answers Erica's 10-8 to tighten up the cards.

R6: Cameron in that loosey-goose stance, circling clockwise - lifting the right hand up off the waist to chop it down at Erica's face, or slicing the dangling left hand wide across Durance's firm middle. Erica picked apart, but stubborn - she's bobbing/weaving close, keeping hands at cheeks...midway through, she lunges up out of the bob hooking, catching Cam to chin as blonde girl's leaning away. Head-swivel Diaz...she's sent reeling to ropes - forced to steady herself with right arm atop the cable...she's momentarily stunned as Erica pours in. Diaz tying up woozy...when ref pushes Erica's heaving chest back, blonde girl lopes to her left off ropes, showing leg. Cam dances out the final minute, coughing up the round, but denying Erica any chance to pile on.

R7: Erica jabbing Cam to ropes, setting up on her chest: it's bell to bell Durance on Diaz. Cammie face-in-gloves, her forehead rubbing on Erica's; Durance mitts-at-mouth, pushing on Cam, then ripping her right/left to gut. Fat-free Cam shuddering under the wallop...she's taking a terrible pounding here as Erica lays siege to waist. Diaz tying up around Erica's head on occasion, but Durance pushing her way out to prevent ref from issuing break: brunette doing a terrific job maintaining pressure. Waist and flanks the order of the day for Erica - she's just pushin' and a-punchin' - working Cameron over with two-punch beats, then bumping and jostling in rhythm. Bell: Erica grinning, pushing up off Cam all big-girl: Diaz with sweaty blonde locks in her eyes, face flushed, mouth open and breathing hard.

R8: Cam returns the shutout in style - rotating clockwise to turn Erica midring - lashing and hacking, striping and slashing with rubbery-armed whip-strokes. Durance spellbound - right on left side of her chin/left across her gut, both elbows in tight to her body as she's bobbing on approach...she's just out on the end of Cammie's punches, taking. Diaz flicking backhand up-jabs; lifting the right up off her thigh to chop at Erica's face; batting that dangling left across Erica's tummy or jawline. SO tough to reach Cam's intentions: she'll be leaning left, then either bring that slap-chop right, or slap the hook across. She'll lean right - hesitate - then bring a bolo right uppercut while planting on right leg, finishing with a palm-down hook while pivoting left. Erica badly scuffed - nose bleeding, eyes swelling nicely as Cam gives her a cool look of appraisal at bell, nodding in curt approval at her own handiwork!

R9: Cammie keeps it up - frustrating Erica with her legs, tormenting Erica with her fists. Final minute - wide-angle left slides palm-up across Erica's jaw/under her chin: Durance staring, suddenly wobbly butt from clout. Extra, clapping hook slaps Erica's cheek; slap-chop right hand punches her chin down...mouthpiece flops out of Durance' chin as she staggers backward into ropes. Cammie D closes - 45 seconds left - Diaz lights it up: slap-chop right to face; another; another - Diaz' left hand dangling out at her side as she's hacking away righty. Licking left uppercut kisses Erica's head back; doubled up wide left strokes across Erica's tummy; right uppercut flips Erica's head back again - then Diaz is lean in, lowering her head and lashing away thick to Erica's body. Lean, limber blows - Cameron whip-slapping her fists in behind Erica's elbows, sitting brunette crippled into ropes. Final seconds - Cameron breathing hard - Erica in numb crossed-arm, doubled over in shock: blonde girl bares her teeth and savagely lathers right hands across Erica's back! Vicious fouling kidney shots stripe Durance...she's helpless, curvy legs just absorbing the wallop: bell sounds and Cameron is FURIOUS with the ref. Blonde turns to official, stomps her foot and shouts: "She's OUT! MORON!"

R10: Cameron mouthbreathing, shabby with exhaustion...she's wheeling clockwise and dealing whippy...but the punches are more "slap" than "chop" now. Durance groggy, punished, but grimly marching forward...she's jabbing for Cameron's chest, locating it, forcing her to ropes. Middle minute - Erica assumes authority over Cameron - pushing blonde girl in her shoulders; beating her heavily about the breadbasket; bashing at her flanks. Diaz dazed now, trying to tie up, but Erica too strong: brunette shoving Cam into ropes to deny the clinch attempts, then sustaining punishment. Final minute: Cameron wilting - crowd screaming - Erica working...blonde girl goes into drowsy face-in-gloves, giving up her flanks on the cheap! ERICA'S ALL IN! Durance just putting top of her head against Cam's raised forearms and whirling both mitts to blonde ribs...every once in a while, Erica will rebalance with her hands palming Cam's hips and shoving her-to. It's all too much - Durance on full-auto, going at Cameron with every last dram of determination and BLONDE GIRL GOES DOWN! Cameron numb, finally peeling off ropes to stretch out on her belly and forearms...Erica stumbling away with tears in her eyes. Diaz to all fours - straggly blonde hair draping left side of her face - exhausted eyes shining with disbelief - mouth open...IT'S OVER! Cam Diaz can't get off her knees with just seconds left to go - KO10 Erica Durance!

After: Durance blubbering tears of exultation as she falls into arms of her trainer - HUGE vindication for former champ and p4p entrant...Erica D is back! Cameron in shock...blearily telling BLONDE! Online cameras that there WILL be a rematch as she's swaying hurt on the spot - the ring filling with the usual suspects. Erica's puffy, scuffed and jubilant in postfight. "I just laid it all on the line for this fight," Erica explains. "She's so good - so skilled in what she does...I knew I'd have to commit 100% to getting her beat. She gave up way too much body tonight, I feel - thinking I would punch myself out...but I NEVER get tired of punching bodies, so that really backfired on her. I don't know who was ahead at the end, but I knew it was close, and really, am I going to win a decision over CAMERON DIAZ? You know: probably not. I had to stop her: I put my heart and soul into the task, and her legs gave out. SO sweet! I'm just so happy right now I can't even think about a rematch. It's not Cameron's call: if my people think it's best, we'll get with her again - otherwise, she'll wait. It's good for Cameron not to get her way everytime she stamps her foot - you know?"