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10 August 2011 Cobie Smulders vs Rochelle Wiseman

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Cobie Smulders.jpg Rochelle Wiseman.jpg

BBU International Bout Plymouth, England

Posted by Knowlesey on 8/10/2011, 10:13 am

Rochelle is again disappointed with her management's choice of opponent - a girl who has won just 3 of her 18 bouts. She badly wants a fight with Katy Perry, lomnging to avenge the beatings handed out to her fellow BBU girls by the American in 2010 as the girl honed her skills prior to admission in FCBA.

Rochelle is first into the ring, looking good, as ever, wearing an orange bikini, swiftly followed by the older Cobie, in a black bikini. No contest in this area - Rochelle is far hotter.

Round 1

Rochelle starts well, soon smacking her left jab into Cobie's face, the Canadian's head being jolted backwards right from the bell, as the agile, swift punching Rochelle lands jab after jab, reddening the actress's face really soon. Cobie's holding on where she can, looking to draw the younger girl's sting by frustrating her, and she does land a few shots to the singer's body at close quarters, managing to confine the girl. The Canadian's problem is that, each time the girls are parted, Rochelle bumps a few jabs into her face, a bruise already appearing on her right cheek.

Round 1 to Rochelle

Round 2

Cobie looks aggressive in the opening seconds, swapping punches with Rochelle, with both girls landing to the head, but this cannot be right for the actress, who soon finds the Brit following those sharp left jebs up with a couple of right hooks, and by the midpoint of the round she's looking wobbly, her knees beginning to quake. Encouraged, Rochelle rips two good right hooks into Cobie's mouth, stuns her with a left to that damaged cheek, then she puts the girl down with a shortarm right hook to the jaw, raising her arms as the referee counts to 7, surprised to see Cobie getting to her feet, lips drooling blood. The round draws to an end with Rochelle hurting Cobie again with a right hook to the mouth, the actress hanging on to the bell.

Big winning round for Rochelle

Round 3

Rochelle tears into Cobie from the bell, clearly looking to finish the actress off, but maybe she's a little too impatient, and she finds herself rebuffed, with the more experienced girl able to pick her off, landing her own crisp little jabs to the Brit's waiting face, smacking her backwards for the first time in this fight. Suddenly, Rochelle looks in trouble, not quite able to clinch and hold like the older girl, so she meets her with aggression instead, on the ropes but fighting back, using her boxing skills to smack the older girl around the face, those punches not improving the Canadian's looks one bit, and she's cut her now, blood snaking from the actress's left eyeborw, and she almost hits the floor again after taking a big left hook to the jaw, once again, clinckhing at the bell.

Closer round, but Rochelle is well on top.

Round 4

A battered Cobie Smulders is slow to resume this fight, and she is soon on the receiving end of a quick burst from Rochelle, the Brit landing shots to the actress's face with left and right hands, and she puts her back on the canvas with a neat little left uppercut, Rochelle dancing with joy, then shocked to see the Canadian on her feet at 8, shaky but defending herself. But despite appearances, Cobie is finished, and she's undone by another solid combination from the singer, ending the fight face down, felled by a stunning right hook.

Rochelle Wiseman knocked Cobie Smulders out in round 4

A good performance tonight from Rochelle, who parades around the ring after the fight, taking the ringside microphone, and screaming, "Katy Perry! I'm ready you whore!" To her surprise, from a private box, she hears a voice, "Let's get it on, b###h! Another Brit wannabe can kiss my ass!" Rochelle looks up to see a grinning Russell Brand as his wife flounces out of the box and back to their hotel.