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13 August 2011 Claire Danes vs Ashley Tisdale

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by Hawkeye on 8/13/2011, 8:43 am

(Writing: Hawkeye; Results: Simguy )

Editor's Note: Hey all. Sim sent me the results of a request awhile back and I'm just getting around to writing and posting. Hopefully will have another in the not too distant future.

BEFORE: Claire dipping down into the High School Musical pool to ride hard and heavy on indie talent Ashley. If Consortium doesn’t think Michelle is mentally ready to exorcise Hudgens, next best thing is apparently for Danes to teach a different ingénue a lesson. “Scarlett stepped up and stole my ride to Hayden. Tonight the trip back to Panties and a title shot begins anew. There is some symmetry in beating Tisdale into a shell when Mish has so much trouble with her castmate. Honestly, Ashley’s nothing special. She might have more tools than Vanessa, but lots of girls do.” Ashley, meeting HISC demand to fight with milk-chocolate-colored locks to better show off Claire’s strawberry blonde, seems far from intimidated. “The only one of those Consortium girls that seems to know how to handle a girl with energy is Portman. And I’m all about the energy,” the perky Disney upstart pronounces, winking at a less than enthused Claire. “The template to beat the Cracker Girls is out there. I just have to follow it.” Though cancelled, Ashley’s still getting her money’s worth with the royal blue "HELLCATS" sport top; white cheerleader spanky bottoms; small white gloves; her hair is in world's bounciest ponytail with messy bangs framing face. Claire in navy sport bikini top shot through with red plaid lines; navy bottoms; red gloves.

R1: Claire rotating out of the box with Ashley far from hesitant to join her, Danes tossing out a couple jabs to slow the brunette’s advance. Both slowly wheel, Claire dipping her head and shoulders in figure-8s when Ashley loads up behind her jabs, letting the Disney grad know she’s going to have a moving target all night and to be prepared for a lot of missing. Claire hops out of one of her body twists, ready to make the first hay, but gets CAUGHT with a right cross. The blow connects clean with Danes’ jaw in a fateful example of terrific/terrible timing. Cue whiplash head spin…Danes sent stumbling, wide-eyed, holding her right hand out to try and find ropes that aren’t there. Ashley jumps after Claire, close enough to send a follow-up left banging off her left cheek and the added impetus from Tisdale sends Claire TO ALL FOURS. Danes is frazzled as she looks to her corner with ‘What happened?’ gaze. Mishy up, screaming at Claire to right her ship as the count continues, knowing this won’t be good for anyone in the Cracker Kingdom. Claire responds and takes her eight, assuring her corner she’s OK with a wave of her hand. Ashley is less convinced, immediately stepping up and unleashing. No rhyme or reason from Tiz. The Diz shark smells blood and finds more Claire, torqueing in a stubby left to the tummy when Claire reaches to tie up that bends Danes nicely for an overhand follow right thumping into Claire’s chin. Danes backpedals a step or two before FALLING TO HER KEISTER at Ashley’s feet again inside the first minute. Eyelids batting, a shocked Danes sits staring blankly for a second or two while Ashley bounces in a celebratory circle. “THAT’S TWO. TWO!” she shouts before regaining her composure and watching as Claire pushes unsteadily to her feet. Claire up again and with a LOT of time left to run out before the end of Round One! Perky and pert brunette is ready to end things and she moves in to lay the wood, when a sweeping Danes left catches Tiz in the ribs. Halted with a gurgle, Claire turns things over, dipping under and around a couple more ‘finish this’ efforts from Ashley to lay some meaty smacks to brunette tummy and jugs. Final minute goes to Claire, but as the bell rings to end the first, a growling Tiffany is defiant and a rattled Claire wanders back to her corner.

R2: Ashley aggressive again, racing to a rising Claire. Danes can’t make it out of the corner, Tisdale reaching a left arm around the blonde’s shoulder and THROWING CLAIRE BACK IN, Ashley going all Mishy on Danes. Dipping her head into Claire’s left shoulder, Ashley squares up with some heavy ‘hups’ into breadbasket and belt, drawing a guttural ‘oooph’ when one goes a little South of the border. Tisdale gets a warning from the ref but there’s no break and after a left to Claire’s jaw that loosens Danes’ legs, the storm really begins. Ashley moves upstairs, buffeting a windblown Claire, the blonde’s booty eventually taking a seat on the middle ropes for an instant before a follow-up message right thunks into Danes’ cheek. Claire spills forward into Ashley’s frame and when the brunette steps aside, there’s nowhere to go but down, as CLAIRE SPRAWLS to her chest. A giddy Ashley hops to a neutral corner, but then returns to hover, while a stricken Claire does a ‘girly push-up’ then barrel rolls to her back, arms high and wide, legs crossed at the ankles. She’s not getting up. KO2 ASHLEY FREAKIN TISDALE.

After: An ecstatic Ashley doesn’t seem to know what to do for a moment or two. While on the outside, Mish and the Consortium Crew, ready for a walk in the park by Claire, slump in their collective seat, some heads in hands, others with jaws being pulled from the floor. And then…ASHLEY TAKES THE D-TRAIN. Pulling Claire away from the Consortium’s corner crew, Ashley walks a sniveling, teary-eyed Danes to her side of the ring, raising Claire’s arms and stuffing in a healthy thrust to her tummy to double over the gurgling blonde. Tiz shoves Claire into her corner, Danes’ back thumping into the buckles and it’s Ashley UP on the middle ropes. Forcing her taut glistening tummy into Claire’s patrician features, Danes’ pouting frown flattens against warm belly. Claire’s face shifts to a side, as Danes gets an earful of Tizzy’s tummy. The blonde’s hands weakly push against Ashley’s hips, but with Tisdale leaning in, she’s going nowhere. Claire’s fragile and unheeded demands that Ashley stop are followed by pleas to her Packmates. Finally, after apparently being stunned into inactivity, but perhaps simply allowing Claire to get what she deserves, the cavalry arrives. Mish and Kristin pull Ashley off and down, Tisdale threatening to take on both Williams and Kreuk there and then. However, some of the cooler-thinking of Ashley’s troops spirit her away so she can continue to enjoy her upset-of-the-year candidate evening.