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23 August 2011 Una Healy vs Jenny McCarthy

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Una Healy 02.jpg Jenny McCarthy 07.jpg

BBU International Bout Dublin, Ireland

Posted by Knowlesey on 8/23/2011, 9:07 am

Before the fight, Jenny is quite scathing, “I can’t believe this! I volunteer to come over and box a few exhibition rounds, and this dozy little dancing whore wants a proper fight – she’s the BBU bantamweight champion? No? Me neither! I thought it was some high school title! Well, she’s in for a real beating in that ring – a REAL beating!” Una has responded with a sneer, “Yeah, yeah. Listen, this old lady needs to retire, and what better way for a wannabe Irish girl to be knocked over by a real one! Time’s up for J-Mac!”

Una is first into the ring for this bout – the girl looks lovely in her white bikini, and when Jenny joins her in a dazzling pink one-piece outfit, she dons a pair of sunglasses to mock the older girl’s dress-sense and taste.

Round 1

Away the girls go, with Una landing the first punch, a neat little jab, which Jenny reels away from in mock pain, before coming forwards, stern-faced to thud a salvo of five punches straight into the local girl’s face, which makes her reel away in actual pain. Una keeps her gloves upside her head as Jenny comes after her to the body, smacking her right glove into the singer’s ribs, inflicting a little more pain. But Jenny is careless, and she stays close to Una for a little too long after landing her shots, allowing the redhead to land a few punches of her own, good ones, too, which twist the actress’s head sideways, with the girls glaring at each other at the bell.

Round 2

Una is a confident girl, and she starts to take Jenny on in the early part of the round, moving swiftly around the ring, jabbing nicely, but she then dwells, looking to land a right hook follow up, and that earns her another of Jenny’s savage flurries, as she cuffs Una to the face with both her left and right fist. Una’s a brave girl, but she’s been hurt and stunned by that, and, with Jenny almost pushing her to the ropes, she takes a big left hook to the jaw which makes her sink to her knees. Una looks bleak when she gets to her feet at 7, her face already bruised, and she takes another couple of good shots to the body on the ropes in the closing exchanges.

Round 3

Jenny is slower than one might expect to get off her stool – maybe age is creeping up on her – and Una is able to keep her at bay for the first part of the round, even landing a couple of jabs. As the round progresses, Jenny starts to drag Una in towards her for a cheek to cheek mauling, rubbing her forehead against Una’s cheek, slipping her a cruel shot to the kidneys -n the referee’s blind side, generally roughing the singer up. Una seems shocked, but she pulls clear and boxes nicely, but using a lot of energy to keep away from the American.

Round 4

The girls are soon up close and personal again in the fourth, with Jenny clearly giving Una plenty of verbal abuse directly into her ear, rubbing the heel of her glove upside the Irish girl’s cheek, then ‘unseen’ by the referee, ‘accidentally’ smacking her forehead against Una’s left eye, before then smacking it hard with two heavy right hooks, the girl hanging on to stay upright. It’s unclear what happens, but Una comes away from this latest clinch with blood on her face, her left eyebrow cut – was that a punch or a butt? Either way, Jenny gives the singer a stare and rips her to the body to hurt her some more.

Round 5

Una’s corner can complain as much as it likes, but the fight goes on the same sweet way, with Jenny now having Una in her grasp again, clinching in tight, stepping on her toes, rubbing her head in her face, then hitting her on the break when the referee does step in. The Irish girl is in big trouble now as Jenny senses her weakening, but she still carries on with the softening up of the BBU champion, working her to the body, pushing her back to the ropes, then thumping her face, and it’s too much for Una again, as she drops to the canvas, her tear and blood streaked face a mask of pain. As Una resumes on 8, Jenny picks her off again, landing wherever she feels like landing her punches, the Irish singer somehow making it through the round.

Round 6

Now Jenny looks like a girl in a hurry – she’s straight across the ring at the bell, assaulting Una as soon as she rises shakily form her stool, and she just smashes punches into the pretty face, blood spraying with each blow, half pulls Healy out of the corner, then smacks a right hook into the girl’s jaw, a shuddering punch which flattens her, and she doesn’t wake up from that in a hurry!

Jenny McCarthy knocked Una Healy out in round 6

Jenny’s destruction of Una has been brutal, and, at times outside the rules, but the Irish crowd gives her a warm ovation as she parades around the ring, which turns to silence as she stops in front of the horribly battered singer. No! She won’t will she? Yep! She hauls Una to her feet, and marches her unsteadily around the ring, making her stand in each corner to announce, “Jenny’s the boss! The greatest Irish girl around!” which draws a mixed reception of boos and cheers, After flinging Una back onto her stool after her walk of shame, Jenny picks up her BBU championship belt, leaves the ring with it, then tosses it into a bin, shouting, “A worthless belt for a worthless whore of a dancing hooker!”