BBU/Kear's Kats Bout

Posted by Alli Kear on 8/25/2011, 11:28 am

Results: Knowlesey    Writing: Alli Kear

“Good evening. This is Alex Hammond saying welcome to tonight’s special boxing show, and we go straight to our reporter Georgie Thompson at the BBU headquarters in Cardiff for commentary on the fight between singers Nadine Coyle of ‘Girls Aloud’ and Mollie King of ‘The Saturdays’

Thanks Alex. The girls are already in the ring, disrobed and ready to go. They are both wearing bikinis for this matchup – Nadine’s is black, and Mollie’s white, and they’re looking lithe, supple and ready to get stuck in. There’s the bell for the first round!

King looks the aggressor here tonight – she doesn’t like Coyle, and she’s taking it to the Irish girl, scowling at her as she slams her left lead into that lovely face, with Coyle already having to take a few steps back, and she’s holding King now, saying something to the ref, who pulls the girls apart. Back they go at it, but Coyle’s getting the worst of this at the moment, with the all action King giving her face a bit of a spank, so again Coyle holds, her arms pinning King to the ropes, and King isn’t happy! Neither’s the ref, and he speaks harshly to Nads as her pulls her off, with a sneering King hitting her before he’s finished – that’s not right, sweetheart, even if you are annoyed, and the ref’s now shouting at her as well. There’s the bell, and probably a good thing.

The ref’s visited both corners in the break, giving both girls a roasting, so let’s see what happens now in round 2

Coyle starts a bit quicker this time, nice jab there just picking off King, and the blonde didn’t look so clever then. She’s coming back as Coyle straight off though, pop, pop, pop to the girl’s bod, and Coyle’s screwing her eyes up – she felt those – but still coming forward. Nads, you need to have a game plan, honey! Coyle just gets hammered by King’s gloves there, charging in without thinking, and she got a faceful from Mol, who’s now slotting punches into Coyle’s face, and she’s got her wobbling – her knees are shaking, and that’s a good left hook to her ribs there from King, and to the head, and Coyle hits the floor – that doesn’t look good for the Irish girl, but she’s up, and the ref gives her an 8, checks her and lets it go on. King’s hitting Coyle in the guts again, and Nads is wailing, but that’s the end of the round.

Nadine’s still feeling the effect of that punch as she sits on her stool – yeah, the replay shows Mollie got her right on the temple, and that’s nasty for her, but she’s ready to go in the third, still shaking her head though.

Off they go again, and – oh boy, that’s a good left hand King’s got there, really bending Coyle over with a hard shot to the liver area, and Coyle’s going backwards at a rate of knots, backed up to the ropes. King now, getting on with the job, landing to Coyle’s tits – that’s making ‘em bounce! Coyle’s come off the ropes, but she’s staggering a bit, and King gets her now with a right to the belly, that left hook again – smack in the mouth – Coyle’s down, and I think she’s staying there – no, she’s up, but her legs have gone, that’s it! All over for Nadine Coyle!

Mollie King has beaten Nadine Coyle in this fight with referee stopping the action in round 3, and there goes Mollie King, posing on the top rope for pictures – a good win for the blonde, and a reverse for Kear’s Kats gorgeous Irish flyweight!”