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28 August 2011 Post Fight Hot August Card

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"Live Stream of post fight Press Conference"

Posted by Boxing World Online on 8/28/2011, 1:27 am

The Man In The Hat sits on the dais. To his left, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, Avril Lavigne, Jewel, and Leelee Sobieski. To his right, Neve Campbell, Pink, Allison Mack, Kristen Stewart, and Amanda Seyfried.

Man In The Hat: "First. I want to thank Av for another great job. Second, Irene is a little bytch. The whole freakin' British ARMY couldn't stop Philly. This little bytch with her wind and rain ain't gonna make us flinch. But, we are now on our third natural disaster in a week. Earthquake. Hurricane. McCarthy."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Wiz, obviously you're pleased after going six for six tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Right you are. I was very happy with all six ladies tonight. All of them accomplished something important. Cable Boy II! You're next!"

Showtime Reporter: "Can you elaborate on that?"

Man In The Hat: "Sure. Every fight we make is part of a plan. Leelee and Neve needed work. We put them in with solid fighters who had somethin' ta prove, and they handled them impressively. Pinkness fought a former champion who's a superb boxer and looked great takin' her out of there. Amanda? She's had problems with boxers in the past. Needed to show she can handle them. She did. Jamie Lynn? Needed to get back on track. She did. And Kristen? I wanted her to be challenged by a kid as big and strong as she is. And she handled that. They all got things done tonight. I'm happy with all of 'em. Well, there's Madison Addison Abigail McKenzie! Go ahead!"

M.A.A.M.: "Some observers were saying that Jamie Lynn's performance was much more impressive than Kristen's tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Really? What flippin' fight were THEY watchin'? The Five-Tool Player here got up off the deck TWICE to win a WAR out there! I was pretty impressed."

M.A.A.M: "But, Jamie Lynn took Appleby out in three..."

Man In The Hat: "Yes. And she was ALSO very impressive."

M.A.A.M.: "So, has Jamie Lynn moved back ahead of Kristen among your flys? Is she back to being a top prospect? Are you pushing her again? Is that why she's sitting closer to you than Kristen and Amanda?"

Man In The Hat(shaking his head): "Ok. This ain't the old Soviet Union. You ain't gonna learn anything about Front Street by seein' who stands closer to Brezhnev at the freakin' May Day Parade! We walked in and sat down. There ain't no seatin' chart, save for me gettin' the chair in the middle. As for Jamie Lynn, I got a case of thousand dollar a bottle champagne in the limo we're gonna ride in to dinner. I also got some diet sodas. Know why? Because Jamie Lynn needs somethin' ta drink, too. And she ain't OLD enough to drink alcohol. I ain't worried about where she is in the rankings or the pecking order or anything else. Jamie Lynn is gonna fight regularly. She's gonna have fun and do her best out there. Period. Tess, dear, go ahead!"

Tess: "Wiz, why was Britney handling Jamie Lynn's corner tonight?"

Man In The Hat: "Because we think that having Brit in her corner makes things more comfortable for Jamie Lynn."

Jamie Lynn(smiling): "I'm glad YOU think that..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Perhaps 'comfortable' is not the correct word..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Smackey. Take us out into the wind and rain..."

Reporter: "Can we get a ride to the restaurant?"

Man In The Hat: "Plenty of room in the limo. Let's get out of here!"