Bare Knuckle Barn Fight Vignettes

Posted by Simguy on 7/16/2004, 12:54 pm.

Anybody see “Jane Doe’ with Teri Hatcher? it’s got two handy visual reference in this piece: a form fitting, trashy green t-shirt top with a few buttons conveniently undone, showing off Teri’s tasty torso and; a barn complete with sunny hay loft, floating motes of dust and hay, tractor, bales on the ground floor, etc/ Good setting for a fist fight--Teri in her green top, pale blue panties, skinny/sinewy legs and hiking boots versus similarly taut cougar Cox in red top of the same make, red cotton panties, muscular bare legs and white thick soled shoes (big stomping heel, like a hiking boot tread, only funk/fashion in style).

I picture “Any Which Way But Loose” fist fighting--early stepping and jabbing as long limbed gals flash cracking jabs, but as they wear down and start to reel--it’s just exhausted, last-woman-standing slobber knocker.

Some vignettes:

Cox steadying Teri with left handful of t shirt for a big swinging Hollywood right hand. Cut to Teri stooped forward, plaintive face, eyes half closed, mouth parted. Cut to Cox snarling, lips tight, Sweeping punch pounds Teri around to her right, sends her staggering blinking, disheveled, but not down. Cox breathing hard staggers after her--just bwalking her down from behind as Teri tries to rally.

Early on--Teri reaching to tie up around Cox’s waist--Courteney batting away slender, straight armed rights and lefts to the ribs. Hatcher finally closes the clamp, grimacing as she presses a cheek into Cox’s shoulder.

Courteney crying out and buckling as Teri swings a kicking right boot to the left thigh: heavy boot, slender, heard thigh, Court grabbing at the muscle in anguish, crippled--Teri delivering the kick with her hands thrown high over her head, then wiping her mouth as she takes a moment to appreciate the sight. Hair wild, bits of hay in it--Teri’s an animal at this point.

Teri stooped forward in a daze--just about out of it. Cox lifts a thumping white boot up between Teri’s legs--again with the histrionic hands-high delivery foe emphasis. Just a twitching facial reaction from Teri--a throttled grunt as she takes it, then falters to all fours. Cut to snarling Courteney circling, then hoisting that heavy boot up into Teri’s ribs from the side--cut to Teri crying out, shaking from the thump, but not lifted by it--slower reaction as she crumples, hugging at her ribs and rolling to her back in the dust, eyes clenched tight, knees bent, ankles crossed.

Courteney forcing her way on top, taking a handful of green t shirt in the left fist, pounding away righty to Teri’s defenseless face from the mount position. Hatcher out of it--staring into cracking clout. Courteney working  hard, tugging Cox to, then drifting her with repetitive rights, Teri drifting out on her back, right hand limp at her side, left hand clutching feebly at Courteney trunks, bunching them at the waist.

Reposted by Archer 9/24/11.