Posted by simguy on 5/8/2004

Before: Entertaining prefight conferences - Hef releasing his legion of blonde girl friends to show up in the front row wearing bras and skin tight stretch pants, where they proceed to shout down and heckle poor Kelly at every turn. Brook beside herself - Kozar chuckling - so much blonde Playmate malice Kelly doesn't know where to turn. Heather pulling out all the stops with the psyche job - she doesn't get a lot of PPV dates, wants to make this one count on a voluptuous, but fledgling young import. Kelly in hulking underwire bra and panties, of some very feminine, metallic white material (Samdog reference photo down the board) - Kozar in bulging gold bikini. Kozar refusing to touch gloves during ring instructions - any little trick to get under Kelly's skin.

During R1: Brook with a pushing jab, not really snapping it out there - she bumps Kozar in the chest a few times before blonde hauls back and slams a tidy right/left crisp to chin. Brook stutter stepping and shook - Kozar tackles her hard from the side, packs her to ropes and hands out a slobberknocking, heartfelt beat down - lusty wide lefts and rights, chin up, chest out as she pulls in the wallop. Brook upright, hands at her face, wailing under pressure - she's simply drubbed to her knees - then given an extra right hand in the ear to put her on her hip. KOZAR DROPS TO HER KNEES AND LANDS CHEAP! Rising, girlish right hand clout on the chin - poor Brook just sitting pretty, getting her face spanked back - ref has to wrap up and drag spitting, snarling Kozar off. Kelly fighting down panic - takes a woozy 8, then covers up turtle-style at the ropes as Kozar comes swinging in again! Heather baring her teeth, belting away with brazen aggression - Kelly bent forward, protecting her head but giving up shiny back to hammer blows. Brook bludgeoned to her knees again in the final minute, tears brimming in those beautiful brown eyes - Kozar bodied back, all wriggling and struggling to get in extra.

R2: Jeri Ryan comes out of the audience, silences the assigned Brook trainer and tells Kelly - "Don't you DARE take any of Kozar's shit! You get in there and give her HELL!" So much for advice to box. CLAMBAKE! Brook choosing Ryan's advice over the trainer's, chin up, legs strong - she plants and swings - Kozar plants and swings - they SLAM away toe to toe. Awkward rights pitched against lefts, lefts against rights - girls swishing, falling into each other, gasping and whining as robust blows skid home at random. Kozar beaten in stages to the ropes, starts tightening up her strokes and catching Brook with tidy left and right uppercuts on the chin. Now it's Kelly giving ground, breathing hard - she steps back, sets - both women step into shivering right hands flush on offending gut - both rattled, momentarily stunned by impact. Girls load up, trade right hands again to bellies, reload, cram right hands to jug, reload, jam away righty to jug - snarling, bare-toothed aggression as girls set curvy frames to lug right hands up and in. Kozar's driven back - disbelief on her face as Brook gets the better of it - and blonde issues fight's first breathless clinches. All Kelly at the bell, but playing into blonde's hands - Kozar exhausted, manages to tie up Brook's arms and bring a raucous round 2 to a close.

R3: Neither girl really in condition to go all out like this - mouths open, faces straining as once again - it's a belting donnybrook midring. Recklessness and ferocity not really efficient - girls are clubbing each other upside the head, but not always with a lot of leverage. Heather the first to notice, pawing her jab to jug to set up a riding right hand on the mouth - Kelly's put wobbly butt at the midway point, starting to take backward steps. Heather bodying up, stacking brunette to ropes - going methodically to body close in. Kozar pulling down on Brook's neck with the left, plugging away righty to midsection - Kel soon joins her, also pulling with the left to slug right - crowd to it's feet as hefty vixens wallow in one another's misery. Tugging and twisting, bawling and snarling, plugging and pumping - it's just a jiggly, body-banging good time. Round ends with sweaty heads held tight together, weary right arms pumping, pushing, cramming into hips, ribs, tummies and bulging jug - when they're separated, both girls are ragged, sobbing for breath, faces shiny with tears.

R4: More stupid, loaded up right hands - both girls leaning into pushing haymakers with the lefts down at the thigh - breasts and faces pounded and bashed raw - and Kozar doesn't have the stomach for it. Heather wilting, half turning away from the blazing abuse - Brook stampeding blonde to ropes, getting her body on and JAMMING blubbery Kozar to strands. Rich, thick, joyful jug mugging ensues - Kelly reaping the spoils of winning the battle of nerves midring, helps herself to mouthwatering melon - hoisting lefts and rights up into bulging sacks. Kozar sobbing out and trying to clinch, but cushy blonde's SPENT! Kelly on Heather, standing up in the stirrups - Kozar slumping, sobbing piteously, no longer defending herself and THE REF STEPS IN! Crowd roaring it's approval as Brook thrusts her mitts skyward and STOMPS the ring, setting that world class rack a-quaking! Glorious TKO4 Kelly Brook.

After: Probably a step BACK for Kelly in terms of skill, but the Ryan pep talk brought out a buxom beast in Brook, silencing Hef's blondes at ringside as Kozar is beaten into slackjawed stupor. More importantly than the artistic merit points - fans giving Brook a long, hooting standing O - hulking brunette showing heart to match her chest in standing up to a bully tonight. Badly thrashed Heather hugging her throbbing body and weeping in rage in her corner - not what she expected when she set out to rough Kelly up tonight.