Posted by simguy on 8/10/2007

Before: "I'm a fighter," says Lacey in prefight, "why would I sit around and wait for Hayden to work her fat butt into shape? I want to fight every PPV - I love to get in and get after it, you know? Hayden Panettiere is a payday - nothing more. Beating girls like Alyson Hannigan is what I'm all about - of course I'm taking this fight now - what a question!" Hannigan calm at the podium, profoundly unimpressed by the woman on the opposite side of dais. "I'm sorry, I don't think much of Lacey," Hannigan shrugs, ignoring gasps of astonishment throughout the room. "The kid looks great bouncing around and smothering girls she just happens to have stopped - mostly by sheer luck - excuse me for not being bewitched by Chabert's 'talent'. Frankly, I'm tired of the publicity girls like Lacey have been getting. She's a bra; she's a covershoot; she's a trophy-win. Sorry if that sounds mean, but jeez - SOMEBODY has to say it." Alyson in midnight blue push up and panties - silver/white lace trim; small white gloves. Lacey in white push up and panties, white gloves. Chabert refusing to touch gloves with Hannigan - not that Aly was bending over backward to touch 'em up either.

During R1: Hannigan steps right, looking things over. She feints, pops the jab, steps right, pops the jab - right hand hovering under her chin as she probes Lacey's defences. Chabert bobbing and weaving - most of Hannigan's poke scrapes skull or hairline - but Lacey's not penetrating: Hannigan's footwork keeping her safe. Alyson steps left around her jab, feints the right hand, dips her left shoulder to crank a pair of tidy hooks PIK! PIK! into Lacey's ribs, then Hannigan slides out of range. Rest of the way very similar - easy breezy shutout, Alyson Hannigan: Chabert touched up, but unhurt.

R2: BOOM! Lacey times a nice right hand over Hannigan's contemptuous jab - Alyson crazy-legging to her right, eyes wide with astonishment. Chabert grinning, puts her shoulder into Aly's back, tackling redhead to ropes: Lacey comes up chugging, beating her fists against taut Hannigan rump and kidney as grimacing Alyson struggles to right herself. Ruff bump and slug, Lacey Chabert - li'l JMD'r putting her curves to good use, jostling and walloping with jugs a-jumpin'. Hannigan bullied, bouncing off ropes - she's trying to stay organized, but Lacey's landing right hands repeatedly to jaw - just clobbering away, then shoving Alyson off balance. Crowd roaring - Lacey baring her teeth and hurling in the leather: Hannigan looking windblown, loosening badly as right hands connect flush - HANNIGAN'S HURT! Alyson coming apart at the seams - hands dropping as Chabert shoves her deep to ropes and POUNDS her rival's inconspicuous breasts a torrid volley of romping lefts and rights. Hannigan's head lolling - mouthpiece dribbles off her teeth: Chabert HAMMERING away rights and lefts to chin - bashing at her foe's limp, helpless frame and the REF STEPS IN! Hannigan battered out on her feet, collapsing heavily into man's arms - stunning KO2 Lacey Chabert.

After: Stunning dismissal as brawler overwhelms boxer - Hannigan simply stacked and bludgeoned as horrified onlookers disguise their horror to look just like roaring delight. Odd display in immediate aftermath: dazed and defenceless Hannigan pulled off her stool by her biceps by grinning Lacey - but Jennifer Love Hewitt steps in, shaking her head 'No' and DENYING Chabert her tribute. Alyson discarded and shoved away as rival Jeri Jug-wenches begin nasty pushing and shrieking session - a very public display of the animosity that had been largely a matter of speculation to this point.