Posted by simguy on 12/10/2004

Before: Elizabeth trading off her meteoric FCBA success - hasn't won a televised fight in over a year but images of her flattening the best in the business remain. "She could always punch," says one Celebrity Ring staffer. "And it wasn't just power, it was her awkwardness, her commitment on offence - she was very difficult to handle for a while." McCarthy looking to scoop an easy W and beat up damaged goods - blissfully unapologetic about it. "Shannon's here to get her ass kicked," Jenny gushes in prefight. "I don't think the suspense here is if Shannon can pull the upset - it's how good Jenny Mac's going to look, how much jug will she take, how long will Elizabeth take the pounding - those kinds of questions. Looking forward to it!" Jenny in pink and white polka-dot Maxim bikini, sexy lacing up the front, white shoes and socks - Shannon toned down in white lace bra, navy bikini bottoms, white shoes and socks.

During R1: Sloppy brawling first minute - both girls gleefully wide, falling in with each other - Jenny a little billy goat in there with her head on Shannon's cheek - Elizabeth warned for cracking elbows at Mac's temple. Midway through, Jenny scores a clouting overhand right, follows up a biting hook to swivel Shan's head - tall brunette in trouble as she staggers away wobbly butt. Jen hopping forward all smiles, lands another smashing right on the eye, twists and tugs a hook across long brunette ribs - Elizabeth buckles, but answers right back! Shan with a sweeping right to the pit of McCarthy's stomach, straightening to put a tidy compact hook on Jenny's chin and BLONDE backside set a-wobbling as Mac walks into hurt. SHANNON DRUMS AWAY LOW! Elizabeth hard-hearted, dips down to curl rights and lefts against Jenny's polka-dotted trunks - Mac gurgling, pitching forward to clinch. Shannon able to slam away kidney around Jenny's groping, extended arms as blonde tries to smother the hurt.

R2: Shannon looping rights and putting whiplash shellack onto Jenny's jaw - blonde's legs tested yet again as Elizabeth able to get through with power. Jen stepping up her body attack - trying to crowd Shannon, pound her ribs and tits. Good couple minutes of hard punching devolves into FCBA equivalent of mud wrestling - Elizabeth headlocking and bulldogging Jenny to canvas - girls writhing and scrapping on their knees as ref awkwardly tries to restore order. Hellcats disobedient - punching at each other over top the man as he tries to separate 'em - both corners get read the riot act during the break.

R3: Jenny pounds her way into Shannon's trunks and abdomen - crumpling Elizabeth - brunette's arms draped over blonde's glistening back as Shannon's rump is driven into the ropes. Jenny working on the inside, stuffing Elizabeth's bra with harm, but Shannon grappling and swamping, pulling Jenny to canvas once again. Heinous apartment stuff at one point - Jenny on all fours, right side to the ropes - Shannon sitting, hands behind her for ballast - brunette lifting her legs and stomping at Jenny's flank with machine-gun delivery, buffeting helpless blonde against the lower strand. More warnings, girls glaring at each other, chests heaving as ref reminds them to 'be professionals.'

R4: Professionals tackle each other to canvas again - Elizabeth doing her best to injure Jenny with elbows - ref working hard to get them boxing. Latter half the round more orthodox - McCarthy jabbing, rotating counterclockwise, potshotting overhand rights and cleaning up Shannon's flat tummy good shocking lefts that have Elizabeth grunting in receipt.

R5: Shannon swinging away wide lefts and rights, backing Jenny up with robust shellack, then licking low as McCarthy's butt touches the ropes, sending blonde sobbing to all fours: warning Elizabeth as Jenny gets some time to walk it off. Jenny wades in low, digging away for justice - Shannon groaning, folding up as HER hips shoot back - she's bludgeoned to all fours and pounded hard on the back as Jenny stoops to land a karate chopping right. Warnings. Scoldings. Chastisements. None of it having any effect. Shannon outrageous with her elbows - deliberately throwing them at Jenny's brows, busting the blonde open over her left eye. McCarthy punching hard to the body, then deliberately coco-butting Elizabeth's left eye - sending brunette recoiling in pain. In tight, Mac not shy about throwing tidy forearms against Shannon's bra, drawing weepy protests from shuddering brunette. Late the round, rangy Elizabeth uppercuts slide through Jenny's guard, scraping off her face and dazing her - cleanest punching of the round gets the points as ref jumps in quick at the bell.

R6: Jenny times Shannon's hopeful right - dipping inside the looping wallop, tucking a tidy right to Elizabeth's trunks, then lurching straight to pick up Shannon's chin a robust left uppercut. Short punching from Jen doing wonders - Elizabeth staggering away wide eyed, badly shook as Jenny walks her down to ropes. Mac sharpshooting - tapping out the jab, then bending in with smashing rights on the face - Shannon stunned, staring into blows, hands stacked tummy and chest, legs in a wide A - she's looking ramshackle. Jenny stays on her - rights and lefts on the chin, sneaky hooks to tender crotch, brutal hooks in behind the elbow, hoisting lefts and rights up into jug whenever it's available. Elizabeth badly worn down under the punishment - wilting forward, battered back, mouth open in a perpetual grimace. Two minute mark - Shannon broken, listless, taking punches - Jenny hooks liver, doubles up a curling left to the chin, gets that left uppy again - Shannon drooping sideways, ready to go. Final clubbing flurry of lefts and rights chases Shannon sleepy to canvas - she stretches out on her belly as McCarthy bellows down in triumph. Brutal KO6 Jenny McCarthy.

After: Not the cakewalk Jenny was expecting - both girls badly worked over in a fight that was equal parts hard punching and cheap extra-curricular business. Bodywork the difference - Jenny able to take the fight inside and dismantle her slender foe - Shannon best when she can extend, especially on looping right hand haymakers. Rapacious Jenny helps Shannon to her feet, wraps a strong right arm around slender brunette waist and pulls groggy Elizabeth out for a scalding walk of shame. McCarthy presenting battered Shannon: Elizabeth's head lolling, lips curled in hurting pout - HBO techs a little nervous, decide to cut away just in case McCarthy decides to heap on something extra.