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10 July 2009 Sienna Miller vs Audrina Patridge

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Posted by simguy on 7/10/2009, 9:11 am


BEFORE: "It's a fresh start," says a bright-eyed Sienna Miller of new management and new prospects Stateside. "Losing to HISC opened my eyes: I sacked my entire training staff as a result, and I had no idea what to do or where to go with my fighting. I knew I could hold my own against the Cruz sisters; knew I could handle my UK business, but it was obvious that my training was insufficient to deal with the best American flyweights. That's no longer the case: I feel re-armed and rejuvenated. Audrina is my coming-out fight - I'd like to think of her as my debut, since that's kind of the way it feels." Patridge slimmed down for her burger ad: burger boys still backing her, milking her fighting efforts for maximum marketing gain. "I'll pound through this girl in two punches!" Audrina boasts. "She's a twig: I'll snap her! Check it!" (Audi stands, hands on hips, grinning like a moron as she lets her strong little body speak for itself.

 

Sienna in white string bikini; small powder blue work out gloves. Audrina in gold burger-eating bikini; small black work out gloves.

During R1: Sienna getting off first - fully-extended jab finding Audrina, setting her up for a scraping right cross. Miller stepping left around her rangy one-twos, scoring against Audrina's face. Patridge sputtering, but combative early - turning, winging punches: all her work seems random and late as Sienna plays poke-and-go. Late the round, Sienna hooks Audrina sticky to gut - blonde hopping to her left with hands down, gets clipped a lick as Patridge swings a chesty right off her hip to Miller's chin. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Sudden jolt shakes Sienna, then sits her down: she's a startled beauty, sitting up pretty, blinking in surprise as snarling Audrina is bodied back by ref.

R2: Sienna undaunted - legs look fine, eyes alert as she shakes off Patridge power. Jabs - long, stiff, and sticky - poke at Audi's golden brown midriff or face, spreading her out. Sienna able to lean in, extend on limber right hands, stroking Audrina chin or chest at will. Patridge with dukes shoulder high, trying to hop to spots in an organized stance: jugs are a-jumpin', but she's a hot mess otherwise, clearly amateurish in her movements. Down the stretch, Miller's slinging rights to jug and jaw have Audrina sputtering in frustration as blonde starts to move her brunette. Bell: Sienna puts an insurance jab onto Audi's left eye, causing Patridge to cry out, cover her face, then launch a blistering tirade at the ref.

R3: Miller quick n' leggy - not giving Audrina any more chances to set her feet and swing with full jug-weight behind those right hands. Stiff, sticking poke, body and head, then Miller sidesteps left. With Audrina spread out and sorted, Miller deploys right hands: sliding crosses to chin; driving crosses across the grand bow of Audrina's chest. Patridge fuming, stamping around, slapping back awkward punches, but she's effectively being tapped off balance, then clocked. Down the stretch, Sienna sharpshoots a jab straight to Audrina's nose: Patridge squeals, covers her face with both hands, turning away to her left. Miller baring her teeth, sweeping limber right hands to Audi's firm brown gut from a point just behind Patridge's right shoulder. Audi blubbering into her gloves, just standing there as Miller reloads, shoves a straight right in above the Patridge right hip. "Stop! Stop!" Audrina's shouting - ref has no choice but wave Sienna off as she's setting to torment Patridge further. Once she's safe - a snivelling Audi P looks up at ref and asks of her nose, "Is it broken?" Answer: not even close. TKO3 Sienna Miller as Patridge is panicked into another defeat.

After: Miller with a lay up, but as a re-debut it's exactly the result she wanted...except for the knockdown. "That girl can punch!" A chagrined Sienna admits. "I hooked her to the body and didn't bring my hand back to guard: it's something I've done my whole career and my guys are trying to break me of it - but Audrina caught me fair and square. Shook it off and made her quit; that's the main thing. I've a win on American soil, and the sky's the limit from here!"

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