Posted by simguy on 11/10/2007

Before: "Why not a three-peat?" playful Biel says in answer to Tractorpull question regarding Brook's unprecedented third attempt at Jessica. "My management team loves to see Brook in tatters; I love running up the score on bimbos; fans love to see hard bodies tear into juicy girls and use 'em up - where's the harm? I'll tell you this - I'm seriously considering fighting every girl I face two or three times - just to make sure they're good and flattened before I move on. Can you imagine? I'm gonna re-define what it means to be a dominant champion!" Landry and Ryan flanking young Kelly across the dais - total team effort to bring Biel down this time. "Jessica breaks every rule in the boxing textbook when she fights," Ali Landry says in rebuttal, "Kelly's just going to enforce the rules - that's all. We'll beat Biel with pageant fundamentals - we're going to be more solid, more consistent, more stable. Kelly's had the right plan going into each of her previous tests against Biel, but this time she's going to execute." Biel in taupe bikini with metallic ring connections jugs and hips - black gloves. Kelly in white bikini, white gloves; highlighted curls tangly and loose.

During R1: Jess rejected on her first two pounces: Kelly popping the jab tart, sliding back, sidestepping left, keeping the right hand chin-high. Biel encroaching, bending at the waist, continues to jump in - Brook staying tall, preempting Jess with poke. Minute mark: RIGHT HAND KELLY BROOK! Clean-clipping chin check sends Jessica staggering all stiff-legged to her right, face forlorn: Kelly finally lands the right hand she's been searching for over the last 2 encounters. Biel shaky-legging away, trying to catch her bearings - Kelly jabbing to close, hounding Biel to ropes and PASTING her another right between the gloves. Kelly's big-girl jugs a-sloshing - feet wide - she eases to right (back) foot, pulling a thick-batting hook into Jessi's ribs, then pushes both knuckles to Jessi's chest to stack her back up against ropes. Biel reeling, glassy eyed - but firming - rotating her torso, twisting side to side to roll shots. Kelly staying disciplined - raking Jessica with right cross and hooks off a pounding jab - Kelly refusing to open up crazy even with Biel wobbly-butt. Bell: Kelly's nostrils flaring, forcing blazing eye contact: Jessica shaking her head 'No - I'm not hurt"; staggering to her corner with buttocks signaling, "Yes, I'm rocked."

R2: Jessica recuperating well, up off her stool alert and fresh - she pounces in, runs into that pumping jab of Kelly's. Brook's eyes narrowed in concentration - right hand cheek high as she doubles up stick - shelling away, pivoting left to keep Biel from getting off. Jessica weaving her torso side to side tic-toc - look to slip the jab and swat a circus punch off her thighs to Kelly's chin. Biel landing clouts, but Kelly pulling back takes the edge off - Brook's footwork really keeping Jess honest. Wide ranging action through 2 minutes - largely inconclusive when Kelly's right hand detonates off Jessi's jaw to put those fabulous buttocks on 'wobble' again late. Jess stamping stork-legged around, shaking her head: Kelly hopping forward in her stance - jugs a-jumpin': she knocks jabs against Jessica's forehead, coaxing her to ropes. Brook cautious - setting up in big-girl gun platform, keeping the right hand at her cheek as she shells jabs against Biel's slipping D. Jessica supple, bending and twisting in the pocket: Kelly content to pin Biel down, pocket another round and send the champ back to her corner well-touched.

R3: Kelly giving ground in good order - right hand up as she spits out jabs, disrupting Biel as Jessica's jumping in - Kelly dragging that front (left) foot as she retreats, ready to pivot to either side around it. Midway through - Jessica continuing to be thwarted, picked off, preempted when she eats ANOTHER concussive right hand to chin. Crowd screaming as Biel soaks shock, staggers away ashambles, then heroically regroups as Kelly walks her down. Brook very cautious on her follow ups - staying behind her jab, staying safe. She's punishing Jessica, systematically lumping her up - but Biel's getting out of dangerous rounds and recovering well on her stool during breaks.

R4: Kelly eats Jessica up jabs, then CRACKS her another belting right hand to chin: Biel's knees bending, then straightening as once again, those legs won't go. Jess staggering forward, dukes loose at her temples: Kelly retreating in good order, spitting the jab, spitting the jab, then leaning into the right hand as Jessi spills forward. Jess wobbly butt - weak-kneed: Kelly able to sidestep and push Jess on either shoulder, moving the champ around, keeping her outside. Midway through, pounding one-twos greet a series of ragged pounces from a badly deteriorated Jessica Biel: she's taking a terrible face-pasting, getting rejected and sent backwards after each aborted blitz. Down the stretch, Kelly belting away one-two - getting off first, pushing Jessica to keep her stumbling: Brook commits on an evil, withering left hook behind the elbow that wrenches a shout of pain from Biel as champ cringes forward. Right uppercut/rangy left hook caps the round as Kelly swivels Jessica's head, leaving the champ destitute at the bell. Goes 10-8 without the knockdown - Biel wandering back bleak and bloodied to her stool after 4 rounds of the best Kelly Brook anybody's ever seen.

R5: Unearthly stamina of Jess Biel: Kelly starting to breathe hard, frowning as Jessica regroups once again and pushes the pace. Kel hanging back behind the jab, walking Jessica onto it - Biel tic-toc weaving, crouching low - starting to slip past with more consistency. Jess penetrating, catching Kelly backing up with big-swatting lefts or rights from the thighs - Brook shows a sturdy chin, getting her face clapped with authority this round. Jessica doubling up her jab late, working her way in properly: she's able to fight off Kelly's chest, forcing Brook to ropes. Kelly grunting, grimacing - hands up at her temples as Landry's going apoplectic screaming "CLINCH! TIE HER UP!" Jessica's brawny shoulders rotating - tight-swiping lefts and rights clawing at Brook's waistline and mouthwatering jugs, then clipping vicious at her chin via compact uppercuts. Biel so tidy-punching - uppercuts off either foot with either hand: she puts Brook wobbly butt by the bell. Ali very stern with Kelly, telling her repeatedly "don't let her work on the inside."

R6: Kelly shows resilience - shaking off hurt and getting back to basics. Good firm jab, doubled up as necessary, complemented with range and angle adjusting footwork. Hard right hands off the jab, frequently catching Jessica staring; lovely left hooks to the midsection and a nasty right uppercut in close. Kelly tying up each and every time Biel penetrates: British lass pulling American in with the left behind her head, right tucking in behind Jessi's right elbow for the break. Biel sullen, lumping up badly - she's often walking in and accepting clinches, showing signs of wear and tear.

R7: Textbook Kelly sticks with it, drilling Biel in the basics. Jab, first and foremost. Footwork determining range and angle of attack. Thoughtful right hands pulverizing Jessica, shocking her, hurting her, then strong pushes to keep her outside. Left hand riding behind Jessica's head, holding her steady for right uppercuts: ref warns Kelly for the illegal hold-and-hit. Body shots followed by immediate clinches: Kelly's giving Biel no chance to answer. Jessica mouthbreathing due to a bloody nose - she's shabby with damage - walking in, pawing at Kelly, then getting clinched and pushed around. Brook putting a belly on Jess this round - walking wobbly-butt champ into ropes and bodying her down for the break - Biel pouting, complaining to ref of Kelly's holding. Bell: if there's a prettier grin in boxing than Kelly's, I'd like to see it.

R8: Biel regroups, goes on the offensive. Kelly dismayed - she'd been thinking of mopping up the dregs when Biel clouts her a pull-counter right hand over the Brook jab. Biel's handspeed still superior: she's slipping in close, then ripping rights and lefts to Kelly's majestic torso, working her way up to cash in chin as Brook falls back. Kelly clinching as instructed, but Biel's muscling her way through it now - throwing a tough shoulder into Brook's mouth to earn warnings; snatching at waist and ribcage inside. Jessica muscular to Kelly's breasts, giving those hooters a good pounding in close, backing Brook up: Kelly grimacing, extending her arms to push the vengeful champ in her shoulders. Strong round late for Jess: she continues to draw on boxing's deepest reserves to pressurize Kelly.

R9: Brook clearly fatigued - mouthbreathing, shying away - she's circling to her right, flipping out the don't-hurt-me jab as Jessi's walking her down. Biel accepting Kelly's right hand now, walking through it: Brook's thrown her best at this point and both girls know it. Jessica establishing to Kelly's chest, wrestling the Brit to ropes: Brook trying to tie up behind the elbows, pull at Jessi's head -anything to slow her down. Brutal, snatching cudgeling applied to Brook's belly, ribs, tits: she's doing a good job of protecting her chin by cupping her hands at Jessi's ears to pulls heads in close together.

R10: Biel confidently across the ring, EATS THE RIGHT HAND! Kelly waiting on it, leaning into it, crushing Jessi to chin: Biel staggering around shipwrecked, consumes the left-to-breadbasket/clubbing right to ear routine as well. Biel floundering - arms crossed as Kelly unleashes fat strapping lefts and rights: champ buffeted from one foot to the other, beaten senseless then ANSWERING THE HOOK! Short, muscular clout catches Kelly inside her own wide right: Brook suddenly shabby, feet stamping, jugs sloshing. Swatting right/left takes Kelly on the chin -Jessica keeping her elbows in and down, just swiping the shots home: Brook tottering backwards into ropes out on her feet. HERE COMES JESSICA! Biel pushing in with her head between Kelly's mitts and DIGGING to that breadbasket! Shoulders rotating - Jessica shoveling in lefts and rights, then pushing off with a brawny left shoulder to create fresh room. Poor Kelly! She's sobbing, reaching for Jessica's head, trying to tie up: Biel fighting through the clinches and POUNDING that torso. Thrilling right hand smashes into Kelly's ribs and left breast, slumping her in agony to ropes - she's just facing into punches as the bell sounds. Snarling Jessica pulled off helpless prey - Brook swaying on the spot, but blurrily defiant. Goes to the cards, comes back UD10 for the winner and NEW lightweight champ - Kelly Freakin' Brook!

After: Arrogance of Jessica Biel finally catches up to her: Kelly getting repeat looks, improving each time out, finally executes her plan to near perfection. Jessica wandering in a battered fog - beautiful face puffy, eyes swollen - she's in total denial. Brook weeping - hugged and kissed by her stablemates - and look at the fighters ringside! Standing ovation for Kelly from the likes of Jenny O'Dell, Cat Bell, Theron, Jen Garner and many others: ding-dong, the witch is dead, and Kelly's the one who dropped a house on her! AND BROOK WANTS MORE!

Not content with the upset - Kelly, Jeri and Ali march on the stricken former champ's corner, pulling a bewildered Biel to her feet and jamming her into the TU turnbuckles. Kelly pushes in first - jugs ballooning about Biel's face as Brook's arms embrace Jessica's skull. Kelly with left foot in bottom rope for extra pushing leverage: Ali to Brook's left, hand at Kelly's lower back as she's leaning in close enough to hear Biel's muffled whimpers. Jeri to Brook's right, also leaning in close - shouting needless encouragement to Kelly: "Get 'er Kell! Atta girl - show her how it's done!" Poor Biel writhing, reaching 'round behind Kelly to pull at her shoulders or hug at her waist - but Jeri and Ali pull the grips apart and make sure Jessica's compliant. 

Then it's Ali's turn.

Kelly switches off, leaving Biel gasping, blinking, open-mouthed and shiny-faced as she slumps in the corner: Ali pushes on, propping HER left foot on the ropes as she secures Jessica's face to jug. Extra helping of heaving bosom for poor Jessica - Kelly and Jeri clapping, smacking Ali on her rump or back - it's just 3 healthy big girls partying on one ballistic athlete and loving every second of it.

Jeri gets in the mix as Ali pushes up off damp and limp Biel to high-five Brook: Jessi swooning, then pushed into turnbuckles by fresh blonde weight. Ryan's pulsing rack adding to Jessi's woes: Biel probably subjugated by over 12 pounds of conquering jug all told! More back slapping and gloating - when Jeri releases - officials have rallied and are starting to move in, sparing Biel from a second run through the line up. Tractorpull scribes taking names and making accusations as all three Knockouts expected to make some sort of dirty-player list after this travesty.