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12 July 2007 Elisha Cuthbert vs Michelle Williams

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Part1

Posted by simguy on 7/12/2007, 5:58 pm.

Before: "We're just too damn big up here," Elisha states emphatically, disparaging Mishy's bantam campaign. "She's never been in against legs like mine, never taken a punch like mine - this girl's in for the beating..." Enter Mish, stage right, tackling Cuthbert from the flank, driving Elisha onto the dais - water-glasses scattered, legs thrashing. Mish sitting up on Elisha's tummy, takes a two-hand grip on the deep V neck, lavender cashmere top of her foe and gets to yanking: Cuthbert squealing in shock, her hands grabbing at Mishy's fists. Williams' tongue pink between her lips as she reefs and tugs, tearing 'Lishy's garment and exposing black-bra'd buxomness as flash bulbs burst. Officials move in - Cuthbert on her back, kicking at Mish as grinning Williams is dragged off. Mish answering the whole size debate, and answering, with vigour in prefight. Cuthbert in auvergine (very dark, rich purple) velvet bra and panties, white mitts. Mish in zebra print bikini, twist tie halter top, twist-tie sides, black gloves. During ring instructions - Mishy raises eyebrows, licks her lips - Cuthbert can't handle it, swings righty at Williams head: girls tussle and fuss as ref struggles to impose order so a boxing match can proceed.

During R1: HAMMER AND TONGS! Mishy wide eyed - left hand low - she scores with a series of right hands by hopping in, tagging 'Lishy's chin, bouncing back outside. Cuthbert rocked, but storming forward, finds Mishy's face via intercepting jab, puts a stubby right hand behind it. Williams stops bouncing, sets feet wide, claps another right across 'Lishy's jaw: both girls trade hooks, sending shivers down both sets of legs. Toe-to-toe, they THRASH away - vicious, kamikaze lefts and rights in side to side sweeps: Mishy just a little brisker, beating Cuthbert to either hand, pasting pretty blonde canuck. 'Lish starts to waver, facing into blows, getting a little sloppy with her punches and CUTHBERT GOES DOWN! 'Lish on all fours in stupor: MISHY BULLS INTO CUTHBERT'S LEFT FLANK! 'Lishy sprawled to her back, groaning: Mishy quick to her knees off Elisha's left side, reaching across to stabilize with left mitt on canvas off Elisha's right flank: WILLIAMS POUNDS AWAY RIGHTY TO RACK! Crowd roaring - Williams leering in triumph, just slamming away repeat rights to Cuthbert's helpless jugs: Elisha sputtering, lying there in swoon. Ref moves in, walks Mishy to her corner and reads riot act to HISC and Mish both. Cuthbert up, eyes darting - she gets up on her toes after 8 count, circling perimeter clockwise. Rest of the way Mishy stalking, making faces, taunting: "C'mon big girl - get big on me - you know you want to. What's the matter? You're not hurt are you? You think you're hurt? Baby, just wait!" All while pouncing in with lead rights - Mishy bouncing on her left foot to follow-through, jugs a-jumpin' as badly spooked Elisha scampers away.

R2: Williams left hand low - look at her leading right hands! Elisha facing into hot poke - Williams really lighting her up with pounced-in rights, then jumping back outside, eyes dancing. Elisha bravely coming forward, finally joins in - hooking Mishy's mouth in receipt for a right hand, moving smaller girl to her left. Then it's rights and lefts - wild slugging at middle distance. Cuthbert snarling, leaning into her blows, twisting and whaling away - mitts smashing off Mishy's shoulders, scalp, rack. Mish winging away from her hips, timing Elisha well, fitting hot slugging lefts and rights onto Cuthbert's chin inside Elisha's swings. Fight careens around the ring - Elisha landing, but being outscored: once again, ringadingdong HISC punching has Cuthbert's legs starting to go. Late the round - Williams bounds in all wide eyed, scoring with that crazy overhand right: Cuthbert babysteps right, dukes up, eyes blinking - she can't answer. Hook, Mish Williams; hook Mish Williams - Cuthbert's face bouncing back. Right hand Mish Williams, pasting 'Lishy's face hard to starboard: HEAVY hook takes Lishy in the jugs as Mish leaves her feet to torque it in - CUTHBERT GOES DOWN! Elisha scooting to her butt, blurting out "DAMN-IT!" as she's sitting up all stunned and disappointed. Mishy: grin; bats gloves; twirls away all swishy stepping with another 10-8 round.

R3: Mishy pouncing in, leading that right hand, landing flush to jaw...and Elisha's getting accustomed to the heat. Cuthbert getting clobbered, but not moving - she's able to eat, then answer hooks, taking Mish on her face or jugs. Tit for tat clouting - Mish pouncing in to score, then bounding away as she takes the receipt - Elisha scowling, walking smaller beauty down. Williams springy-legged, using the ring well, penetrating at will: Elisha proving very durable and tuff as she keeps her feet throughout.

R4: Elisha's pressure starts to pay off: Cuthbert getting closer, walking through Mishy's right hand, answering to the Williams midriff. Rising hooks taking Mish in her ribs, tummy, sternum - she's grimacing, starting to shy away - no longer bringing the fight to 'Lish. Middle minute strong for Elisha: she's enjoying Williams more at the ropes, putting 2s and 3s together, scoring in heavy, free-swinging fashion to torso. Down the stretch, Mish pushed and mauled into her own corner - Cuthbert fitting a series of rugged right hands to the pit of HISC belly, finally buckling Williams' knees. Elisha brawny, pushing Williams right side into ropes; riding the left forearm heavy across doubled-over Mishy's upperback while plugging away righty to Williams' exposed left flank. Williams suffering, unable to answer: she comes up blinky/weepy as Elisha's bodied away at bell.

R5: MISH! Renewed ferocity drives Elisha back on her heels: she can't hold canvas as Williams surges forward. Mish can't miss those bouncing right hand leads, plowing away to Elisha's jaw, hurting her, setting her up for either another right hand or the follow-on hook. Ropes: Mishy wriggles her way in, head-scrubbing; chugging away in bursts to tummy and trunks; pumping up into rack as Cuthbert slumps against ropes in shock. Poor 'Lishy! She's able to soak the work, but what a pasting - she just can't answer against Williams' full court press. Ref finally grabbing Mishy's arm and taking her aside for a good shaking after she rips 3 successive hooks to Cuthbert's trunks. Williams impatient, trying to push past the lecture: Lishy crying, right hand pressed against crotch as she leans against ropes for support

Lish/Mish conc.

Posted by simguy on 7/12/2007, 5:59 pm.

R6: Elisha's all scuffed up, face swelling - but she's coming forward. Williams landing the right hand, getting a punch or three up on Cuthbert before Elisha can answer - but C-bert finding the midsection with increasing authority, really sinking her weight into roundhouse blows. Mishy more flat footed now - occasionally just lowering her head and pushing Cuthbert off: Williams no longer working every moment of each round. Elisha the aggressor, starting to set the tempo, and when she pancakes Mishy to ropes? Jug. A rubbing, clubbing, shrugging humbling of Mishy's proud jug. Elisha chests up at the bell, breathing hot in Mishy's drowsy face: ref takes a hand.

R7: MISH LIGHTS ELISHA UP! Williams leaping in with the right hand, clapping Elisha to jaw, bending in and down on follow throught: Cuthbert's legs and backside jello-quaking as she's momentarily chinchecked. Mish circling, scoring her best, but minute mark sees her breathing hard, stepping outside to walk around her foe. Mish hands down at her sides as she walks, mouth open: left side of Cuthbert's head puffy and sore, eye closed, but she lifts dukes to chin - grimly determined to step Mishy down. Cuthbert popping a tart jab, hitting Mish in her left shoulder - Williams stepping away as pace slows. Mish fighting in spots, but it's flat footed, heavy slogging - then she'll lean into Elisha to push her off. 'Lish walking resolutely back in, steadily pressurizing Mish around the ring. Round finishes up with Williams butt-in-ropes, face-in-gloves as Cuthbert lifts thudding, ponderous rights and lefts up into offending ribcage. Cuthbert fighting with lips curled back off clenched teeth, hair in her eyes as she gets beefy on Mish late.

R8: Pace continues to slow - Mishy walking away to catch her breath, then pushing into Elisha for grim segments of mouth-on-shoulder slogging. Hard working stuff when they're getting off: blonde tousles in close, girls concentrating hard; stuffing, digging shos to tummy or flank, punctuated by the odd bump-bump jug mugging. Both girls jerking little uppercuts inside, picking opponent's face up out of the warm blonde huddle. Elisha muscling Mish at times - pushing Williams off balance, reaching under her arms and chesting her back. Mish showing a little dash of Danes as she sidesteps while leaning into 'Lish, turning the bigger girl.

R9: Steady, grinding work - Elisha getting it done on Mish. Williams really mouth breathing, looking shabby: she'll take a body blow and cringe up, just pushing Elisha off rather than answering hot. Cuthbert panting herself, breathing through pursed lips, but she's the fresher - constantly pushing through clinches, working to stuff leather into Mishy's midsection. Williams constantly walked to ropes and bludgeoned - Elisha in a very dogged, determined rhythm - nothing wild or off balance: she's getting her hips and back into firm, compact blows. Mishy's jugs rudely buffetted this round: Elisha pushing and bodying up on Williams to expose jug, then scrubbing away close enough to follow through with shoulders-on-cleavage delivery.

R10: Mish catching a second wind at last - actually opens the round on her toes, knocking her jab against Cuthbert's punished face. Minute mark, Williams sets down, lands that right hand on Elisha's jaw again: Cuthbert's legs give a shimmy, hands push out in don't-hurt-me fashion. Mish smelling hurt, swings a wide hook, taking Elisha across her lips; back with the right hand to paste Cuthbert side to side - 'Lish tottering back on her heels. Cuthbert shook, eyelashes fluttering - she tries a weak right uppercut from too far away, eats a crashing right cross on her face: Elisha's face tosses to starboard - she staggers back into ropes. Mish hungrily in: stepping close, crouching down, ERUPTING into hook on Elisha's ear. Mish pushing Elisha's hands down and to the side, then drifting Canuck beauty a cracking right. Mish pushing woozy Elisha in her chest to stack her up, cracking her a lusty left across the face. Cuthbert swaying on the spot - arms reaching out wide on Mish, but too weak to tie up - Williams able to square away, push at the limbs, stabilize her foe and paste her brutal. Methodical shellacking dished out until 10 second warning is banged out on apron: Mishy suddenly TEARING up Elisha's rack with a chugging burst of hup-hup lefts and rights. Bell: Elisha blubbering in woozy outrage as Mish lands some insurance blows to rack - ref finally pulling naughty HISC vixen off swooning prey. Comes back UD10 close, Mish Williams.

After: Williams rides early knockdowns to victory, but as one BLONDE! mag contributor puts it: "Against Elisha Cuthbert, Mish Williams would show signs of the 'Liu Effect' - landing punches so violent and shocking early that Elisha couldn't stand against them. As the fight wore on however, Michelle's punching seemed to carry less and less sock as Cuthbert acclimated." Elisha badly busted up, simply too available to her foe's accurate, savage haymakers tonight, but proving durable and doughty in a losing effort. Postfight interviews never get off the ground as Mish antagonizes Elisha so badly off camera that the girls start getting into it all over again - forcing officials to intervene and separate tempestuous blondes