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12 July 2007 Jennifer Connelly vs Claire Danes

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Jennifer Connelly 07.jpgClaire Danes 09.jpg

Posted by simguy on 7/12/2007, 6:02 pm

 

Before: Both girls stealing curious glances at each other during prefight: tension flavoured more by nervous anticipation than outright hostility. "When Jennifer started beating Eliza, I knew it was only a matter of time before we hooked up," upbeat Danes says at the podium. "Jen's bigger - but don't be surprised to see me take the fight to her and be strong on her: even in her losses, Dushku's always had success roughing Jen up, and I will too. I'm really looking forward to the challenge, and I'm very confident that - body and mind - I'm the better woman." Connelly poised at the dais - she's been getting unsolicited intel from the likes of Dani, Britney and other bantams who've had to deal with Danes, either sparring or prize-fighting. "I'm hearing a lot of the same things from people," Jen says, "how quick Claire is, how sneaky, how hard to hit clean. The main thing for me is to stay patient: I know I'm the favourite; I know I'm better - I just can't make the mistakes that might allow her to squirt by me. I've got to pay attention to detail in this fight, because Claire Danes just might be the best pure boxer I've ever faced, and it's not as though she's a midget. I'm naturally bigger, but not so much so that I can count on that. I can't just physically dominate this woman: I have to break her game down, break her footwork down, frustrate her mentally and get into her head a little." Claire in scarlet bra style bikini top; white/red horizontally barred bottoms, small red work out gloves. Jennifer in black lace bra, leopard print bikini bottoms, small black workout gloves; shoulder length curls ala Blood Diamond. Smouldering eye contact during ring instructions; girls reading each other right up to the opening bell.

 

During R1: Claire: closed stance, left shoulder pointed at Jen; left hand tummy high, right hand at chin; constant bobbing torso movement/clockwise pivots out of the crouch. Jennifer: dukes up, elbows in, eyes wide with concentration - she's stepping-to Claire, being the aggressor. Danes dipping and spitting jabs to tummy and breast; rolling shots and looking to answer-back quick-strike rights up the middle. Jen pumping an authoritative stick - really dousing Danes with it - peppering blonde skull, left shoulder, upperchest - whatever's available. Connelly taking advantage of Claire's deep crouches with swiping right hands across blonde back - drawing warnings. Claire retaliating when she works in close - flurrying to Jen's flat tummy, then escaping with a forget-me-not elbow across the ribs: that's a warning. Smooth give and take traverses most of the ring as advantage ebbs and flows. Jen separates herself throughout with a nifty little step-right, exposing Claire's back/left flank to tidy right/lefts.

 

R2: Similar looks and geometries. Claire mixing in a little muscle - getting low, crowding in with left shoulder, head and open right hand against Jen's chest - Danes looking to claw a hook when she sneaks back outside. Jen calm, alert, keeping her guard forward and rigid - she's willing to give away a strip of hittable waistline to maintain a high blocking defense. Jennifer patiently working over Claire's left side - scoring consistent right hands in above Danes' left hip, stiff-jabbing left bicep, left side of head. Claire frowning as round progresses - she's getting hit a hard jab much more often than usual. Down the stretch, Connelly in control, pulsing out the poke, suddenly hooks off the jab to clip Claire's mouth, straightening blonde up for a shearing right cross. Crowd-pleasing crack of small-mitt against pretty face- Danes' head tossed hard-right - legs buckling: she crouches deep, dukes at temples, inviting Jen to swipe away to kidney. Connelly heartless as she cleans up on Danes' supple lower back - harsh swabbing threatens to put Claire on her knees at the bell. Jen looking things over, nods in satisfaction at the trace wobble in Claire's trunks as Danes gingerly steps to her corner.

 

R3: Claire back, and back, with a vengeance. Up tempo attack has Jen on her heels, blocking a series of flicking, spitting jabs from Claire's crouch. Danes aggressively punching for Jen's face via right hands - Connelly leaning back to evade them, but Claire stepping with, able to wade into Jen with lefts and rights. Ropes: Jen in good form, dukes up, well organized - but Claire tattooing tummy lefts and rights, then coming up top hooks and uppercuts. Claire pushing in with left shoulder, head, right hand to press Jen at ropes: Connelly frowning at the supple strength of Danes in close, often grabbing at Claire's wrists and holding them down while leaning in chest to chest with blonde. Midway through, sustained body attack pays off as Claire fits a glorious right uppercut into Jen's solar plexus, pushing a blurt of hurt past Jen's lips: quick left uppercut picks up Jen's chin; quicker left hook tucks in PAK! to liver, buckling Jen's knees. Clinch from Connelly - she's hurt: Claire writhing in the grasp, bodying up to make Jen take weight as ref moves in. Connelly on her toes, circling off the ropes - she's in full flight, just legging out the round: Claire in hot pursuit - eyes blazing - looking to pounce-in off her jab in hopes of checking brunette chin. Eliza D standing, clapping at the break.

 

R4: Flat footed exchanges midring - Connelly standing her ground, blocking behind a rigid guard, punching out straight one-twos; Claire slipping with sleek torso moves, biting back counters. Connelly's jab still punishing Danes' left eye/cheek/jawline - but Jen's not landing the follow ups. Claire slowly but surely tattooing Jen in rangy toe-to-toe - clever blonde hands finding Jennifer with eerie precision...
Claire slips under a Connelly right; buries the left hook TUP! in Jen's ribcage

Claire feints - Jen flinches: Claire pokes in a hesitation right between Jen's mitts PIK! While Jen's blinking - Claire doubles it PAK!

Jen's nose starts to bleed at 2 minute mark; eyes narrowed in frustration as her connects dribble off to zero.

Down the stretch, Claire picks Jennifer apart - blonde just tracking every defensive move, switching into abrupt lefts or rights to tap and bite at Jen, scoring against Connelly's face. Connelly barely throwing back - very discouraged by Danes' elusiveness. Bell: Claire practically purring, smiling demurely as she passes Jen en route to corner: how many times have Gellar, Packard, Portman, Williams et al been vexed by that smirk?

 

R5: Jen lumping up nicely, digging in flat footed to punch-with, looking to impose will - but Claire's not having it. Danes wiling to stand right in front of Jen, but so slick and cute with her torso bobbing and weaving, she's making Jennifer get off tentative. Danes scoring off Connelly's misses - but more and more, blonde leading, penetrating blocking guard with hesitation rights off feints; hooks off jabs; sneaky doubled-up punches with either hand. Claire basically flat footed - but she'll pivot round or step out on occasion, just to keep Jen guessing. Danes busier than normal - bringing flyweight volume to the bantam. Little tap-tap-tap-tap right/left hammer drop combos knock at Jen's guard, punctuated by the occasional loose-limbed hook on her ear. Lead right hand short n' choppy; left uppercut nippy; left hook clouting jaw. Easing to right foot, rolling Connelly's shot with the left shoulder - quickly poking her back a stabbing right in the face. Danes changing up distance with step outs, but also by crowding in suddenly and pushing Jen backwards, hitting off the bump. First minute all about making Jen defensive; second minute Claire's backing Jen up; third minute - Claire's digging to the body, coming up top, issuing a bit of a bit down with Connelly against ropes. Bell: Claire turns BEAMING, punching her right hand in the air; Connelly shaken, a little wobbly butt, shopworn through 5.

 

 

Connelly/Danes conc.

 

 

Posted by simguy on 7/12/2007, 6:02 pm

 

R6: Claire on Jen again - not as big, but just as thorough. Connelly not getting off - watching Claire, waiting, getting surprised. Danes being pretty brazen - sidestepping Jen while pushing her gently in the back; tugging Jen's bra strap or arm to destabilize. Claire's at play: Jen's at work. Claire's feints freezing Jen - Danes scoring with pinpoint poke, pivoting around with a cocky grin. Danes using a bit more leg - not setting down - she's not hurting Jen, but she's touching every square inch of brunette real estate. Shutout Claire Danes makes for a happy, crowing blonde: Jennifer cranky, busting up, blushing in embarrassment.

 

R7: Claire feints Jen into a defensive huddle: blonde dressing brunette up with batting rights and lefts to ribcage and arms. Connelly crouches into it, then HOOKS CLAIRE'S CHIN! Dip, step, twist - hook off the front (left) foot takes Danes flush after she's finished ringing Jen up - blonde staggers back and to her right, legs suddenly shabby. Jennifer scowling, hopping in with a long jab, looking to kiss Claire goodnight with a right hand: Danes goes down rather than face the blow. Claire on all fours, shaking her head - she's trembling, but she's up at 8. ON COMES JEN CONNELLY! Jennifer cold-eyed, jabbing Claire into the ropes, then going body with baseball bat swings to either side. Poor Claire! Nubile blonde face-in-gloves, tilting forward from her hips, rotating her torso while feet dig in at the apron - blonde just riding it out best she can. Jennifer disciplined - jabbing to vex and locate, but doing all her damage downstairs, ringing up flanks and tummy for a 10-8 7th.

 

R8: Jen's on the march: Claire's shying away. Connelly's regal jab dictating all terms, landing hard upside Danes' face before blonde can react, setting up hooks and crosses. Connelly stepping to Danes, working on Claire's left eye, then hooking the breadbasket to weaken Danes further. Jen's right hand marauding in cruel, sidearm hacks at the flank and across the back - earning more warnings, but Jennifer's clinical heart won't be swayed. Claire badly battered when she tries to slip and roll in the pocket at the ropes - much as she can, she's tries to step around her tormentress.

 

R9: Jen on like a brunette freight train - jabbing Claire to ribbons, cutting the ring off, trading with Danes inside. Claire busting up now - left eye nearly closed: she grits her teeth, punching furiously in the exchanges to Jennifer's ribcage hup-hup-hup. Wonderful sharp crack of small mitts on hard, toned bodies - both women proving very firm as punching becomes non-stop. Heads scrub together as girls jockey for position in close - hands push at biceps and inner elbows, then dig to offending midsections. Danes wanton to Jennifer's jugs, looking to back brunette off with furious scrubbing flurries, but Connelly's not having it, answering with volleys of hacking lefts and rights, elbows held in close for tidy-kind delivery. Claire separates herself in the dying moments with a series of tucking left hooks dug brutally to Jennifer's liver: brunette doesn't back off, but she does stop punching, momentarily hurt to the body.

 

R10: Jennifer completes her work on Claire's eye, jabbing it shut with moist, cracking poke. Jen steps right - hooks, drops her right hand: poor Claire can't see the incoming. Danes proving sturdy - getting her chin toggled, but grimly turning into Jen to stay square. Claire steps out, shifts her feet: now she's southpaw - right foot forward, right eye monitoring the opponent. Jen sees the shift, adjusts with a series of penetrating straight rights up the middle, punching back Claire's face: Danes gives ground, nose bleeding. Final moments a furious frenzy of activity as both women surge, looking to nab close points: HAMMER AND TONGS! Scientific beauties leave the textbooks at home - they're just TEARING at each other, toe-to-toe. It's too much Jen - weight of shot driving Claire back - Danes is landing nicely, simply giving up too much in trade. Blonde finishes up back-to-ropes, earmuffed up, teeth bared as Jennifer opens up and dominates the final ten seconds to take the round. Bell: Connelly baring her teeth, slamming away sidearm rights and lefts to Claire's waist until ref jumps in. Long delay as scores are tallied and retallied: comes back UD10 single point - Jennifer Connelly!

 

After: Jennifer blurting out "YES!" pumping her fist - emotional moment for proud beauty as she turns back a fellow sorceress by the barest of margins. Danes' beautiful face puffy and badly battered tonight: blonde cutie probably hit with more clean jabs in this fight than in any other throughout her career. Very brave effort by the smaller vixen: Claire showing heart, coming off the canvas and fighting with the sort of raw intensity we rarely get to see from her. Controversy in days to follow as BLONDE! magazine reveals a frame-by-frame analysis of the fight which shows Claire winning 18 of 30 minutes in the fight, posting 3 shutout rounds en route: "Any one of which," the article reads, "could have been scored 10-8, giving Claire a breezy decision." Jennifer Connelly shrugs it off, telling Celebrity Ring: "Claire's hard to stop, and she makes everyone look bad, and it WAS a close fight - so I'm not surprised that BLONDE! wants to muddy the waters. You make Danes take a polygraph though, and you'll get your answer. She knows I beat her. When I dropped her, the kid basically stopped fighting - she knew I was top dog at that point." Ouch, Jen, that's pretty hard.

 

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