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15 June 2007 Megan Fox vs Virginie Ledoyen

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Megan Fox 01.jpgVirginie Ledoyen 03.jpg

 

EU BOXING

 

Posted by simguy on 6/15/2007, 3:13 pm

 

Before: Fox set to become the world's biggest little starlet - world tour in conjunction with Transformer's press starts in Paris. Megs proved she can fight in a ferocious test against fellow gamine Sarah Carter - now it's time for an outright win. "Virginie's a girl who needs every square inch of her ass kicked by somebody really, really pretty," Fox explains at the podium, finger curling itself in her hair. "Getting beat up by me is going to be the best thing that ever happens to this tramp!" Ledoyen pursing her lips, crossing her arms, scowling throughout the Fox diatribe: in France, Virginie's the mega-star and Fox should act accordingly. "I do not like this skimpy-girl's attitude," Ledoyen states. She's about to say more, but her speech is ruined by Megan's lunging charge from stage left. Cue catfight - girls in each other's hair, twisting and turning upon red carpet: tawdry; unspeakable. Megs in orange bikini top; electric blue thong bottoms; white boxing boots to midcalf avec tassles; small white work out gloves; bytchy snarl at all times. Ledoyen in lilac push up bra and swimsuit bottoms; small white workout gloves; white boxing shoes to midcalf avec tassles; determined frown as she meets Megan's gaze during ring instructions.

 

During R1: Virginie slipping Megan's headshots, answering slinging left and right roundhouses hellishly hard to ribcage - French girl's tiny mitts bouncing off American girl's hard, tanned torso with bright cracking impacts. FOX IS HURT! Megan standing upright, elbows in, tears welling up as she gasps in pain: Virginie's just WHALING away on that slender ribcage. Ledoyen swinging her hardest - slender arms shivering on impact - she's sliding and pivoting around her girl as poor Fox totters around, hands-at-face - but Megan's able to sop it up standing. Ledoyen aggressive after the first-minute blitz, but a little more methodical: still extending on shots, swinging hard rights and lefts, just a-pelting her wilting opponent all around the ring. Bell to bell Ledoyen: Fox stamping her foot and shrieking at her corner during the break - it's all their fault!

 

R2: Fox glaring her best "I'm going to be bigger than Lindsay Lohan" glare - seething with temper as Virginie slinks around all grins and taunting eyes. Dukes up, elbows in all around - good disciplined boxing at range as girls fence midring. Fox doubling up pretty on stick, driving Ledoyen back - Virginie very springy legged, tassles tossing as she evades American pressure. Half way through, Fox making the fight, but unable to find Virginie - Megan's frustrated and breaks the rules accordingly. Megs lifts left knee up high, thrusting out with her foot to stomp/push Virginie in her chest with the flat sole of the boot: startled French girl reels back into ropes as crowd gasps in shock. Fox hopping forward into a brisk right hand, catching 'Ginie on the chops: Ledoyen bends at the waist, trying to get under Megan's jamming rights. Megs snarling, rotates her shoulders, digs chugging rights and lefts to Virginie's breasts and tummy underneath: breathless French girl reaches in around American hips, driving forward and sending both vixens sprawling to canvas. Ledoyen up top: Megan immediately latching on with an over-under grip to cuddle Virginie close. Belly to belly squirming until ref yanks the girls up, reads both the riot act: Ledoyen glaring, absently rubbing her chest as ref blathers on. Stop and go bitterness after that - girls lunging in on each other with jabs and right hands, then clinching, then deliberately hip-tossing or suplexing each other to canvas where they immediately work tummy-to-tummy MMA style. Ref repeatedly tugging the girls up and giving them good hard shakes to make them behave.

 

R3: Virginie spurning Fox - beating her to right hands, outjabbing her, sidestepping Fox aggression. Ledoyen punching hard from middle distance or greater - small mitts skidding off Megan's beautiful face or rapping hard off her tanned ribcage: American lass visibly wilting a bit under hard French touches. Megan pumping her jab effectively, but she's too slug-happy - always looking to engage Virginie in swinging exchanges. Virginie's footwork and calmer state of mind big difference makers here: Fox fighting too angry, getting touched up, head and body. More warnings for Fox: during one clinch - the girls bent forward, heads in close; Megan lefts her left knee-tip into Virginie's sternum, nearly dropping shocked French girl to all fours.

 

R4: Virginie really pouring it to Megan now - American girl angrily stepping forward, but eventually slowing, then wilting, covering up as Ledoyen lashes away. Virginie tearing at Foxy's ribcage sweeping, rangy rights and lefts - dipping and twisting into the blows, pulling her arms onto Megan. Megan elbows in, dukes up: she's unable to punch back after the first minute, just wandering around, soaking up a terrible beating. Pro-Ledoyen crowd eating it up as Virginie eats Megan up: glorious, strapping body blows carom off shiny torso - Megs baby stepping around, face in gloves. Fox trembling, hugging herself at the break, cringing as she mopes back to her corner. Unbeknownst to Megs, Ledoyen's right behind her, mocking her crippled stance, grinning as she follows hurting American to corner.

 

R5: Megan's lips curled off her teeth - she's slugging like a little trooper, but her form's all gone: she's given up too much body to Virginie, too early. Ledoyen loping around flat footed, licking her lips hungrily, eyes wide: she sees how hurt Fox is, gives American lots of supple upperbody movement to get Megan missing. Virginie cruelly stays on the body, dipping to either side - pulling wide lefts and rights in sweeping arcs against Fox's fat-free torso. Lovely American crying out, barking in pain, cramping, stamping around - trying to keep elbows in to protect her throbbing bod. Ledoyen heartless, staying on Megan as Fox wanders about. Megan turning away from Virginie, showing her back or left flank, tears flowing: it's total collapse as Ledoyen pours it to crippled Fox. Virginie swinging away without fear of repraisal - sensational lather to her foe's torso finally sends achy American drooooping to canvas. Fox sits back on sleek haunches, spluttering in pain, hugging her ribcage - she's done. 10 count passes blubbering Fox by: KO5 to the body, Virginie Ledoyen.

 

After: All Paris rejoices: Virginie Ledoyen takes apart hard-nosed Megan Fox in 5 often brutal rounds of small-girl slugging. We've seen it before at 110: one girl gets the jump on the other's body and builds up unstoppable momentum - even Megan's shocking rule infractions couldn't save her from Virginie's swinging fists. In true Diva style, Fox blames jet lag and creamy French food for her poor performance following a spectacular effort against Carter. Virginie has another explanation: "I was waiting for a really pretty girl to kick my ass," Ledoyen smiles all coy, "I did not feel Megan qualified."

 

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