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15 September 2009 Katie Cassidy vs Olivia Wilde

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Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on 9/15/2009, 7:19 pm.

BEFORE: Cassidy wasting no time - jumping right into the face of last year's hottest TV star to make a big FCBA splash. "What can I say?" Katie says all mischievous at the dais, "I want Olivia's heat! She's worked hard to make herself worth beating: I'm here to reap that harvest." Wilde non-plussed - more than a little irritated at Cassidy's sleek blonde good looks and brazen attitude. "Katie's a leach," Olivia shrugs. "Nobody's watching 'Melrose'; nobody cares who she is. I'll touch her up to stay busy, and hopefully she'll skulk back down to her own level." Cassidy in scarlet cotton jockey two piece; small black work out gloves; scrappy blonde ponytail (not quite as feisty as Kristen Bell's, but close). Wilde in grey calvin klein cotton two piece sport/fight wear; small black gloves; oily brunette ponytail typical on House.

During R1: Katie wide-eyed, aggressive - carrying right hand low as she jabs to Olivia's face. Wilde swat-parrying poke out of the air with her right hand, easing herself in and out of range - looking to clip Katie a wide hook off the hip, then chop down at her righty. No clean contact: lithe, wiry girls quick, hard to hit in furtive two-way. Wilde the aggressor, throwing harder: it's enough to sway fence-sitting judges.

R2: Katie stepping in jabs to body, then to face - spreading Olivia out, moving her off-stance. Cassidy hopping forward, twitching quick right hands off her shoulder, spooking Olivia back with aggressive face-punching. Fighting along the ropes: Katie attacking brunette breadbasket, showing she can tighten up stroke and churn away hup-hup. Wilde defending well, blocking on her elbows, but getting outworked by feisty blonde through 2.

R3: Katie aggressively forward behind her jab, turning into right hands, then hopping into hooks: she's chasing Olivia out of her stance! Wilde frowning, concerned: she's loping the perimeter, grumpy as Katie keeps tabs with a saucy left jab in the tummy. Down the stretch, Katie so comfy she grabs Oli's top with the small-gloved left hand; tugs Wilde forward; spins her counterclockwise; slaps her upside the head open-hand righty! Olivia rubbing her ear, bytching to the ref: official warns grinning Katie for tugging-and-punching.

R4: Katie takes her third straight from Olivia: blonde more aggressive, busier, taking the initiative as Wilde stalks the aprons. Cassidy frisky - jabbing up and down to measure, then coming in hard: right crosses and zippy palm-down hooks. Katie nimble on her feet - shifting weight between legs; scooting in and out: Wilde's usually the one outclassing girls' footwork. Olivia not shutout - she's hooking dutifully to Katie's flat tummy in spots - but it's all Cassidy through 4. Over-the-shoulder grin, Katie to Olivia as girls separate after the bell: Wilde looking cranky, touched-up.

R5: Olivia with good first-minute pressure runs into a hook at 1:01: brunette knees give a shimmy. Katie over to offence as Wilde shows hurt: Cassidy brisk about her brunette's flanks and ribcage - batting away saucy, both hands. Wilde to ropes, grimacing: bright-eyed Katie dips in on front (left) leg, tucks the left uppercut neat to Olivia's sternum: first audible shout of pain from Wilde as she slumps in ropes. Katie reaches in her left hand to secure grey cotton top, tugging Olivia off the ropes, spinning her counter-clockwise and slapping her righty on the ear! Ref bellowing warnings, but not interfering: Cassidy able to scour Wilde to ropes. Slender-limbed beatdown - Cassidy to Wilde: Olivia showing face-in-gloves as Katie's wiry arms shred into sinewy relief upon shivering contact with offending brunette flanks. Cassidy glowing at bell - hands high, buttocks bouncing: she's pasting Olivia through 5!

R6: Katie at Olivia...blonde's negligent hand-position starts to haunt her as Wilde's finding the mark with counters. Olivia better-schooled, or at least better disciplined: she's blocking up top, keeping elbows in tight, then dropping chopping blows onto Katie's pretty face/perky breasts. Hook smites Katie's mouth half way through: signs of distressed blonde buttocks as Cassidy staggers out of the contact. Olivia jabbing down into body; snarling as she hop-hooks at Katie's head, chasing her ropeside. Final minute a tasty pasting: Olivia DIGGING hooks at Katie's flat waist, gouging up into her sternum, then chopping short right hands onto Katie's left ear. Nice tight form, Olivia: those short, hammer drop rights working in concert with biting lefts underneath...CASSIDY'S HURT! Katie sitting stricken in ropes, head jolting as Wilde's in a groove, landing every time and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO6, Olivia Wilde.

After: Wilde seething in aftermath - lumped up herself and embarrassed for much of the contest: better technique comes to Olivia's rescue in the end. "She's a tramp," Wilde says, downplaying Katie's efforts. "She's basically a blown up flyweight - probably doesn't hit any harder than Claire Danes. Once I lined her up, it was over."