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16 Jan 2009 Christina Ricci vs Megan Fox

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Posted by simguy on 1/16/2009, 7:27 am.

Before: Ricci bursting with confidence - giving up every physical advantage to get Fox in the ring...and loving it! "I've been slapping out tall girls my whole life," shrugs feisty little brawler. "To me - Megan's not a fighter. Maybe a CATfighter - not a boxer. Once she feels me to the body, she's gonna look for a way out - watch for it!" Fox non-plussed by Chrissy's attitude, glaring throughout Ricci's speech. "I'm the big girl in this fight," says bantam Fox of her flyweight foe, "and I'm going to act like it. Chrissy's getting hurt and that's all there is to it." Ricci in midnight blue bikini; white gloves; hair in slick, short blonde ponytail. Fox in pink bikini; hair in long, loose tangles; white gloves.

During R1: Ricci up the middle: Fox walks her in, beats her senseless. Tough sledding for Chris: she bobs and weaves on approach, trying to get under Foxie's jab, only to munch on right uppercuts, then fall-away left hooks as Meg shifts weight to back (right) foot - out of range. Megan thoughtful, calm - she's getting off every few seconds or so, extending on shots, punching down at Chris, then leaning away, creating more distance for Ricci. Frustration leads to gambling, which leads to hurt as Chris takes cleaner and cleaner shots off her face as round progresses. Final moments see Fox stun Chris a drifting right cross, followed by a pair of jolting jabs; Fox baring her teeth as her left hand drives Chrissy off at bell.

R2: Ricci stubborn - trying to weave her way inside: Fox waiting on the approach, tracking Ricci with jabs, then walking her into lead right cross/left hook combinations. Ricci punched hard upon her face - she's blinking, sputtering at hard spank, grimly trudging through it. Fox sliding to her right, loving it on Chrissy: little Ricci simply unable to close the gap and get to those supple brunette ribs. Midway through, Ricci pushing forward blunders into a CRASHING right hand - Fox bending in and plowing through the jaw. Ricci immediately cringing, jacknifing face-first to canvas as Fox misses a clean-up left hook over top. Meg jogs to neutral corner grinning wide as poor Ricci sleeps through the 10 count. KO2 in blowout fashion - Megan Fox.

After: Ricci's hubris getting the better of her: Megan just too big and rangy for little blonde cannonball. "Honestly, I don't know what she was thinking," crows a happy Megan Fox in postfight. "Get to my body? In her dreams! I'm built to take down girls like LIndsay Lohan and Jessica Alba - Christina never had a chance! That was like a leopard vs a chihuaha!"