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17 Jan 2009 Kristen Bell vs Kristin Kreuk

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2009, 8:22 am.

Before: If Kreuk/Carter's one of the most bitter rivalries in boxing, Kreuk/Bell isn't too far behind. "There's a lot between us that Kristen has to answer for," Kreuk confides, alluding to non-FCBA matters. "In the ring, I'm the boss - that's what she has to realize. In the ring, we dance to my tune - not hers. When I'm finished with boxing, I want historians to look back and see that Kristin Kreuk was the doom of Kristen Bell. Every fight, I want to diminish her - take something out of her she'll never get back. You can call that bitter if you want: I just call it survival of the fittest." Bell smiling hard: usually upbeat, friendly blonde a little icier when Kreuk's in the room. "Last year was a fluke," Bell announces at podium. "The natural order of things sees me above, and in control of, Kristin Kreuk. Girl got out of her cage last year and ran amok for a few months, but that's not happening again. Krissy's got to relearn her place. '09's the year I start to take even the boxing ring away from Kreuk. Sarah can have whatever's left - if she still wants it." Kreuk in purple high-neck bikini; hair loose and long; small black workout gloves. Bell in pale shades-of-blue aquatic print bikini; small white work out gloves; hair in feistiest ponytail on earth, messy bangs.

During R1: Kreuk setting up to box: Bell gambles, comes out swinging lusty. Vicious rights and lefts carom off Kreuk's temples/shoulders/ears - she beaten at the stagger to ropes - crowd shrieking. Bell piling in with left forearm up across Krissy's throat - then blonde girl digging, scrounging for the truth about Kreuk downstairs. Chugging lefts and rights beat the break from Kristin - ragged, she slides to her right, overwhelmed and scampering. Bell's teeth bared - she lunges after Kreuk - hooking her face and tits, chasing brunette to neutral corner, then driving into breadbasket with both arms pumping. Kreuk sobbing aloud, trying to tie up - little buttocks jumping up onto turnbuckle from sheer ferocity of Bell's body-thump. Kris spills right, again trying to squirt out from under: Bell steps-with, hooking Kristin's front, then squaring on her for more lathering abuse. Fight spills into Bell's corner: again she drives a forearm in under Kreuk's chin to stack her up, then plowing into her brunette tummy. Kreuk panicked, covers up turtle - turning her right side into the ropes, cowering before Bell's onslaught. JACKHAMMERING LEFTS AND RIGHTS! Blonde sensing collapse - Bell squares away butt-back, back straight, teeth bared - she's pumping out straight lefts and rights with palm-down delivery, jamming in on Kristin's left ear, back of her head, left shoulder. Kristin drooping forward - SHE'S PUNCHED CLEAN OUT OF THE RING! Furious, non-stop stamping pounds Krissy numb - she falls out just under the middle strand - tumbling onto apron. Ref bodying seething blonde back - Kreuk stunned, eyes open, but glassy, lips parted - she's on her back, reaching up with left hand, trying to grab at ropes but it's NO GO! Kris Kreuk counted out - that's KO1 Kristen Bell!

AFTER: Pandemonium - Bell screaming - leaping into the arms of her trainer: crazy blitzkrieg assault hammers Kreuk senseless before she can organize effective defence. Bell eventually storming the HISC corner, pulling a weepy Kreuk to her feet by her left arm: Kristen shouting at Kreuk, blowing her hair back, pounding a finger into her chest as she makes her points - STERN blonde rebuke has Kreuk snivelling. To finish - Bell pushes Kris into her own corner, props her right leg in the ropes, turning away to leave the battered vixen shuddering in tears as flashbulbs record the pose. "I'm calling all blondes," Bell says in postfight all blazing eyes, "Now's the time to move on Kreuk. Sarah. Hayden. Lindsay. Even Mishy - this is bigger that stables - you know you want Kris back in her place. Press her now, and she'll give. We can put this tramp back on the sidelines. Krissy's ripe: take her!"