Before: Premium blonde/brunette match up - but Pressly with all the Mo coming in. "Physically, Jessica's got a lot going for her," Jaime admits, "but unfortunately for her - that's not enough. She's gutless. While I've been the most dominant woman in boxing for over a year, Jessica's been boxing's whiniest little slut. Do the math: Jessica Alba can't handle what I bring to the boxing ring."

Alba strong in face of harsh Krusher trash, shovels it right back. "Jaime WAS dominant - against flyweights. Let's not forget just how tiny and fragile a Natalie Portman or Sarah Michelle Gellar really is. Pressly's up with the big girls now and we punch HARD. I'm going to bring out the punk in Jaime Pressly big time - you watch."

Alba in taupe/brown bikini (Aristide reference), Pressly in metallic pink bikini (Kim reference).

During R1: Alba going lanky to Pressly's body early - great strapping, licking left hooks from a wide stance - fist bouncing loud off taut blonde belly meat. Pressly stooped, hands at temples as she takes - unable to respond immediately as Alba drifts to her right, looking things over. Jess relaxed - backhanding the jab at Jaime's mouth, turning over a slicing right on the cheek, drawing the right hand back across Jaime's mouth in speed bag fashion to set up a slinging hook on the chops. Pressly arms crossed, taking shots, stumbling early - she's off balance, disoriented as Alba shreds the D. End of minute two, Alba stepping counterclockwise as she licks and straps away - she feints, bends into a gorgeous hesitation right hand flat on Pressly's jaw: Jaime's front leg jerks up off the canvas, head flattened to her right shoulder - blonde girl's hurt! Alba smiling - easing in on her front foot and getting back up underneath with hooks - vicious digging lefts hammer away at Pressly's toned sternum and tummy meat, buckling blonde legs at the bell. Glorious, sinewy punching first from Jessica Alba - smirk of satisfaction, bounce in her step en-route to her corner.

R2: Pressly lands a fine, sliding right over Alba's low left, steps-with retreating brunette and jams it in again as Jessica takes to her heels. Alba hopping to her right along the ropes - Pressly stalking - brunette not anxious to taste anymore blonde leather. Alba bounding, getting her distance - she rotates back to midring, settles down, starts showing Jaime the sinuous backhand jab off the hip as blonde covers up and attempts to walk through it. Alba sliding to her right suddenly strides in, pulls the right off her hip and loops it round to Jaime's jaw - spanking flat connect pounds the mouthpiece of Jaime's teeth, puts her wobbly butt, paralyzed on the spot. Jess weight on her front foot - gouging up with the left hand to Jaime's breasts and solar plexus, pounding down with a slinging right to the skull/jaw and PRESSLY GOES DOWN! Series of lanky power connects puts taut blonde on her back and it's OVER! KO2 in shocking fashion, Jessica Alba!

After: Alba snapping a string of disappointments with a huge win over a bitter rival - brunette clearly delighted/fascinated with the sight of a helpless, stretched out Jaime Pressly at midring. Nothing fancy - huge, accurate power shots from a sinewy puncher finding sensitive areas on Jaime from the opening moments - blonde simply switching off from sheer punishment taken.

"It's the start of something special," Jessica promises her fans in postfight. "Don't forget, I fought Dushku tough - really took it out of her - I've been ready to break out for some time now and this was it. I blew the doors off Jaime Pressly - not many girls can say that. It's Jessica Alba's time at last!"