Posted by simguy on 10/20/2007

Before: Is Jessica the most dominant, fearsome figure in celebrity fight-sport today? "Rubbish," says a determined Brook in prefight. "Try most over-rated, over-hyped American tramp since Theron. I have the tools and the plan to take Jessica down. When I best her, will you all be calling ME the most dominant, fearsome woman in the sport? You had bloody well better!" Biel oozing confidence at the dais - all smiles and chatty with the press: battering Jen Garner last time out has Jessica on a career high at the moment. "I'd love to take Kelly out with a body shot," Jess says playfully at podium, eyes gleaming. "Can you just see it? I stroke her, then step back as she collapses, gurgling and spluttering, hugging her middle? But that's right now - sometimes I just think about punishing her, carrying her for as long as I can; sometimes I think about placing a piercing right hand to her chin - there's so much I can do with her. Any which way you slice it though, the fight always ends up the same way: Kelly Brook - tits up!" Jess in pink bikini, lime strings, white gloves, blonde hair in tight battle bun. Kelly in white bikini, white gloves, hair in tight highlighted curls.

During R1: Jess springy - right foot up on it's big toe; right hand under chin, left across gut - she's twitching, bouncing, smiling. Brook hands up, scowling - stepping forward strong behind her jab. Jessica's punching abrupt, vicious early: chopping right takes Kelly on her mouth over top the Brook jab; hook claws at Brook's jugs, then doubles into her ribs CHUP! Jess dips inside another Brook jab, countering simultaneously with the jolting left uppercut: Kelly's head flings back, legs and limbs suddenly spastic. Jessica bounces quick-swatting lefts and rights off Kelly's face and DOWN GOES BROOK! Kelly swooning forward, hugging Jess about her buttocks and sliding down the length of champion to all fours - Jess stepping away all grins, hands high as Brook gets a shaky 8. Jessica swaggering, hands at her sides as she wades into Kelly to finish: Brook jabs Jessi's mouth, chest, mouth - backs her off. Kelly off the ropes in good order: right hand at cheek - left hand pumping poke with authority: Jessica has to dance away with a frown. Biel circling, looking to curve in from angles, but Kelly won't have it. Buxom Brit turning, staying composed, keeping the jab on Jessica and stabilizing to deny Biel her finishing run.

R2: Swinging hook from Biel's thigh claps to Kelly's chin, sends Brook reeling to ropes - but again, Kelly firms, regroups with high right hand defence, getting herself together behind the jab. Jessica springy-legged, pushing off the back big toe - she's scooting in and out - testing the Brook midsection via the spicy jab, circling as Brook bangs back jabs in response. Jessica working to Kelly's chest with harsh one-twos: savage, quick punches - the right hand strafing jug with breathtaking force as Kelly's lips part. Brook getting touched hard, but looking sturdy, refusing to let her doors get blown off by dynamic Biel early.

R3: Jess in, out, and around: Kelly not doing enough to Jessi's body to take the spring out of those majestic legs and muscular buttocks. Jess collecting her hits in tart, sudden ones and twos - spritzing her jab to body and head as necessary. Kelly grimacing as right hands rake her breasts; grunting as hooks dig in deep behind right elbow. Kelly shook and tested by left uppercuts tossing her head back; rocked and staggered by chopping rights upside her head. Brook's stance broken at times when she's caught hard - she'll stagger away, regroup and pump stick: Kelly showing tremendous composure under intense scrutiny from a ballistic champion through 3.

R4: Jessica still mobile - showing good respect for Kelly's right hand by circling counterclockwise for the most part. Brook grunting as Jess stoops and stuffs hard jabs to tummy - Biel getting that punch for free as she's stitching in and out before receipt. Jess jabbing stiff up top - popping impacts shelling Kelly's prepared defences - then crossing the right hand to chin or jug. Jessi's whippy hook a thing of limber beauty - swatting at Kelly's body, breasts and jaw on the tail-end of brisk one-twos. Brook repeatedly shaken, but proving durable: she's TRYING to hook Jess to the body off the jab, with little success.

R5: Lead right hand penetrates, buckles Kelly's legs - she's sent reeling to ropes, eyes blinking. Moments later - midring - Jessica hurts Kelly with a whippy hook off another right hand lead - crisp tic-toc to Kelly's jawlines has her stepping in fence post holes. Hot-swatting brace of hooks - SIX in all from Jess - splashes against Kelly's right flank, breast and skull, beating her in stumbling clockwise reel. Biel bouncy-legged, rigid punching - gorgeous snap and placement on Jessica's output as she senses Brook's collapse. Withering hook carves across Brook's waist, crippling her: she stoops forward while backing into ropes. Jessica pounces - pushing the lead right to Brook's mouth to brush her back. Swiping hook clouts jug; licking left uppercut snaps Kelly's head back, loosening her form; thick hook buries itself into Kelly's liver. Brook folding forward, gurgling: Jessica reaching in under Kelly's limp arms, chests her brawny to ropes. Crowd screaming for ref to stop it - he's keeping a close watch as Brook's head starts to loss, mouth open, eyelashes flickering. Jessica grinning, taking pleasure here: hook swipes at defenceless jug, belting those hulking beauties aside; clipping right uppercut flings Kelly's head back over top ropes; left hook clouts British tummy, then licks chin via quick uppercut. Too much Jessica here - too quick and tuff - ref finally jumps in as Kelly's lolling and swaying, but refusing to bend the knee. TKO 5 in dynamic fashion, Jessica Biel.

After: Brook in battered stupor, slumping out in the official's arms. Jessica crowing, strutting all athletic around ring, hands high. She stops to taunt Kelly as Brook's being brought around on her stool. Jeri Ryan fronting up and having angry words: Biel flaunting her pride in Brook's corner completely unacceptable to blonde veteran. "Another Biel-buster bites the dust," Jessica chortles in postfight. "I wanted to work her over more, but there was nothing left - I don't know my own strength with these girls!" When asked about the field and what might be next, Jessica is customarily blunt: "It doesn't matter who's next - every fight's going to be a replay of tonight. There is no one in this sport who can give me competition. I have no competition. I'm the T-rex of boxing - I'm the top of the food chain. If you get in the ring with me, your whole world is going to change. And I'm not going away: I'm gonna be champion of this division for YEARS - breaking hearts, kicking butts, and taking names all the way through!" There's more, but you get the gist of it: Jessi's feeling pretty good about herself these days.