Posted by Simguy on 9/20/2002, 6:58 am.

Before: Biggest hitters in their respective gyms square off. Both girls live and die by the KO—Meyer a relentless head hunter, Knowles beating body until her opponent quite—a decision victory won’t satisfy either. “I have to put her down,” says Dina, “we’re not equals, She’s not on my level. I don’t want her to be confused after this fight,” “Dina who?” retorts Beyonce. “I’m knockin’ out all skanks, and this chick’s definitely taking a nap.” Beyonce in green bikini top, yellow bottoms, Dina in grey Everlast sports bra, black high waist aerobics trunks.

During R1: Knowles backing Dina up early with thunderous work to the flanks. Meter coming back with sizzling combinations, cueing her hook off a short right hand—Knowles retreating with a dazzled look as punches pop off her skull. Final minute, Meyer’s relentless punching takes effect: crashing lefts and rights beat Knowles into glassy eyed stupor—Beyonce stepping back, hands down, punches bursting off her face and skull as she goes wobbly butt at the bell.

R2: Shutout Meyer, Beyonce doing a better job of getting her hands up, blunting some of that Dina leather. Meyer the boss—that vicious Omar Shieka like delivery, side to side efts and rights, has Knowles backing up, unable to get off.

R3: Beyonce weathering the early storm, starts to advance once again—Dina can’t stand her ground when bodes come together. Beyonce hooking with Dina, getting cheek to cheek, then walking Meyer back. Final minute: Meyer’s back touches rope—Knowles digging in, getting off with hollow sounding rips to the ribs, rolling her shiny shoulders inside to beat Dina’s torso raw.

R4: Series of sharp collisions all around the ring—savage two way flurries of punches, then girls fall in to clinch—referee issuing breaks. Meyer getting off first, getting the better of most of the trade—she’s getting Knowles moving backwards and that’s the whole gameplan as far as fighting Beyonce goes.

R5: Knowles with thumping good work to the Meyer breadbasket early—she’s got her mouth on Dina’s shoulder, weight forward, she’s hoisting punches up underneath and backing Meyer up. Dina bludgeoned much of the round, but down the stretch: right uppercut picks up Beyonce’s face—she stands up straight, blinking as Dina helps herself right/left to either jaw line; Knowles is hurt. Beyonce staggering straight back, hands down, eyes staring—Meyer hacking away right/LEFT, really cranking hooks upside Beyonce’s head. Knowles drifting, stunned at the bell—Dina steads a Beyonce round with sudden power.

R6: Knowles roars back, Beyonce shakes it off, goes right back at her girl, backing Dina up with a rising right to the pit of the stomach and clanging left hook on the chin. Meyer’s back on the ropes early—she’s just palming Beyonce’s shoulders, trying to control her opponent’s head. Knowles brawny, legs pining Dina to the perimeter, fists churning away to the body underneath Meyer’s outstretched arms,. good nonstop bashing work on the ribs and belly of her foe—Meyer grimacing, holding, not getting off-she battered bell to bell for a shutout.

R7: WILD punching from Meter early—Beyonce no defense e genius, but she sees it coming, steps out, steps around as Dina sweeps air. Midway through, Knowles coming forward—Dina stacks her up with a pounding right hand wide to the jaw—Beyonce standing straight up again, wobbly butt, hurt. Dina strokes a ripping hook, twists into another right hand, busts ANOTHER hook off the side of Knowles’ head and BEYONCE STARTS TO CRUMBLE! Knowles faltering forward—Dina stepping back, walking her into crashing hook after hook and KNOWLES IS DOWN! Beyonce sprawling on her belly, rolling to her back in stupor and it’s OVER! KO7 Dina Meyer!

After: Meyer overjoyed at the sight o a beached Beyonce—Dina helping herself to sleeping beauty by flopping down, hooking the leg and smiling wild as the crowd roars out a three count! Ref pulling Meyer off the limp victim—ring flooding with entourages—it’s pandemonium. Dina breaking out the lead pipe on Beyonce tonight—Knowles battered senseless, taking WAY too many flush shots from a dangerous skull-basher. Meyer able to get Knowles on her heels and tee off—Beyonce not the same fight when she’s going backward.

Reposted by Archer 10/17/09.