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Before: Just plain ugly - Jessica Biel unrepentant in the wake of the Cat Bell incident: Jess actually showing footage of her heinous postfight activities in prefight, promising Jen "You'll get worse when I stop you." Biel goes on. "I'm the scourge of the FCBA, that's what I am. I put Cat Bell on the road to retirement. I'm sweeping Jen Garner to the sidelines. I'm too fast, too sexy, too fierce for these tired old hags who keep clinging to power like...like...aging...clinging things. I don't care if you like me or not, but you WILL respect me. I'm taking the title from Jennifer and ushering in a new golden era, and I'm talking about ALL time. Raquel Welch wouldn't have been able to go 3 rounds with me at my best. Ann Margaret? Please: she'd BEG me to stop. Marilyn Monroe, Mitzi Gaynor? Those shopworn old hacks couldn't have carried my bikini bottoms. You're looking at history in the making gentlemen: the Jessica Biel era. Savor it."
Garner poised, calm, taking the high road. "Look, to my mind, Cat Bell should have retired years ago, so Biel taking credit there is a little out of line. Jessica's explosive, I'll give her that, and I do have my work cut out for me, but Biel an all-time great? I think we all know shrill hysteria when we hear it."
Jennifer in heartpounding scarlet bikini, bra strap top - Biel in electric blue string bikini, messy blonde ponytail.
During R1: Biel up tempo, kinetic - stomp-feinting at Jen, threatening then backing off to circle, changing directions. Garner dukes up, chin tucked, light but set on her feet. Jen jabbing but coming up well short - Biel very mobile early, bouncing off ropes as she wheels pin-ball fashion around the ring. Midway through, Jessica stooping to jab tummy as Garner's jabbing up top - Biel sharp off the body with a jagged hook to chops, caps it a swinging right on the eye and GARNER'S STUNNED! Champ stumbles into ropes, left eye blinking hurt - she covers up as Biel pounces. Jessica unleashing those flyweight-quick mitts, great slashing wallops off her hips Zab Judah style, squirming in close, shifting weight one foot to the other as she straps away hard. Garner well-covered, rides it out - ribs and shoulders pinking up nicely after spanking Jessica Biel contact.
R2,3,4: Jennifer Garner settles Biel down with superior mechanics, pumping the jab, stepping to the left, potting straight right hands. Jen patient, precise - working at distance for the most part, fading lunging Biel rushes, picking Jessica up check-hooks and short intercept-right hands on the mouth. Biel nicked, tagged, pre-empted - her offense sputtering as she's getting a steady tattoo of jabs, bogging down on Jen's stick, then getting nailed as Garner counters in retreat. Biel not shutout, just out of synch: Jennifer's the better schooled vixen, controlling the action, dictating to Biel with technique. After 4, Garner's corner tells her, "Start going to that ribcage Jen - good body punches. We're gonna take her legs away, then finish this bytch up down the stretch".
R5: Biel uncooperative, stooping, getting the belly jab, leaping back out of range, circling in either direction - Garner trying to edge in behind her jab and hook Jessica's ribs, but easier said than done. Sporadic action - girls coming together for brisk exchanges, then disengaging - Biel refusing to let Garner use her strength, keeping it a battle of reflexes. Late the round - Biel jabbing to Garner's tits steps to the right like she's breaking off the attack, swings a forget-me-not hook to Garner's mouth instead - CHAMP GETS SHOOK! Jenny stepping in fence post holes, never saw the circus punch - Biel surges in with those slashing, furious haymakers from either thigh. Jessica squirming in close - has a knack for pulling hard strokes across Jen's face from inside Garner's reach - Jen leaning back into the ropes, stupefied as punishment crashes home. Garner's face getting shellacked - Biel just hopping side to side as she gets off, POURING hurt onto reeling champion. Bell - Garner wide eyed, staring - Jessica lifts her mitts and hoots with triumph, strutting the long way back to her corner.
R6: Jennifer hooking Biel's lats off the jab, finally able to put two and three together on Jessica - Biel covering up, using more upperbody defence and less leg as girls close distance. Jennifer putting ratatat combos together, lighting Biel up to the body, pump-pounding those bulging young jugs - Jessica open-mouthed as she feels Jen's strength for the first time tonight. Biel clawing back in spots, skirting the perimeter - Jen doing a nice job stalking, occasionally palm-shoving Jess hard in the shoulders to shove her back into the ropes. Steady pressure pays off late - Garner in off the jab thumps a robust right/left off meaty Biel paunch - gasping Jess immediately reaches to clinch, open mouth wet against Jen's shoulder. Bell: Garner nodding en route to her corner, feeling it now; Biel getting a pep talk, thigh rub during the break.
Biel/Garner title bout conc. (too much bitter athleticism for one post)
Posted by simguy on 5/21/2005, 8:51 am.
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R7: Biel darting in and out, using her jab to the chest and body, flitting out of range - she's very cagey about pursuing too hotly when Garner steps back, very aware of Jen's counter-hook. Jennifer pumping stick, but connect percentage low tonight - she's not finding Biel consistently, but she's giving up her body in the process as Jess tap-tap-taps away to midsection. Biel smiling, taunting Jen with her eyes, trying to get under Garner's skin: Jen remaining stoic, refusing to be baited - intriguing cat-and-mouse 7th. Judges like Biel's energy, she seems to be dictating and she certainly has Garner fighting a difficult fight tonight.
R8: Biel getting in under Jen's jab, hauling one of those swiping hooks off the thigh and clapping Garner's face aside - Jennifer not seeing the low-angle wallop well clatters back on shellshocked legs, hitting ropes in disarray. Swarming assault: Biel fighting off Jen's chest and clobbering champ's face - dizzying punches from weird angles as Biel coaxes leverage out of every curve. Blistering assault batters Garner terribly, but Jen able to get her guard together, digging in at the ropes - Biel wisely backs off before Garner can organize counter-punches. Rest of the way smart Jessica Biel boxing - she gets leggy, knows Jen has to attack because Biel scored so heavily early in the round - she's got Garner taking chances. Jessica showing HER ability to set traps, retreat in good order and walk Jennifer into harm - it's Biel getting the check hook, pivoting into open canvas and melting away - drawing Garner every forward for an eye-catching shutout. Jen back to her corner lumpy, eyes swelling - she wasn't expecting Biel to show savvy as well as athleticism.
R9: Biel starting to separate herself in a close fight. Body jab no longer a nuisance: it's hurting Jen, wicking away her energy. Biel in and out, thrusting her left hand straight and hard to Jen's achy ribs and midsection - Garner sweeping the stick off her tummy with her right hand, getting pre-occupied with it, and that ain't good. Jess able to sell it to the body, then loop to the head - Garner getting clocked up top, backside jiggling on contact as curvy legs keep her upright. Biel attacking from all points of the compass now - slashing in and out - she's fighting her fight, starting to score more often, shutting Garner down. Late the round - Biel bends into a gorgeous overhand right off Jen's face, pounding Garner's head and torso to the right - crowd groaning in sympathy as Jen soaks up the shot, staggers, droops forward face-in-gloves. Pure joy on Biel's smiling face as she lathers away - belting flanks, lower back, ears as Jen leans forward - Biel swiping shellack off her thighs with a sexy side to side, sinuous swinging. Garner cut in the mouth, bleeding from the nose, dazed at the bell - she stares stupidly as Biel chests up and screams incoherently into champ's face, hot breath making Jen blink.
R10: Biel SHOWBOATING on Jen Garner! Jess dropping her mitts to the side, bending forward to dare Jen to tag her, then making Garner miss with supple torso weave. Biel windmilling the right hand as if to say "Here it comes!" then stepping in a cheeky left-jab off the hip, busting Jen in the mouth. Oh those wicking belly jabs - Jessica piling 'em up all night long - Jennifer grunting, cringing, folding to accept them now. Biel able to freeze Jen with feints then light her up circus punches: great gaudy right hands against the ribs; leap-in left uppercuts to the midsection; swiping cuffs upside the head. Biel routinely dropping her hands to the side, keeping up a steady verbal barrage throughout, especially after particularly tart connects leave Garner staring. Jennifer hurt and stumbling at times, but so strong, so well conditioned she won't go down - she takes a right proper beating in the tenth however, leaving no doubt in the judges minds. Comes back UD10 for the winner and NEW lightweight champ - Jessica Biel!
After: Biel aglow - eating up the Jen Garner points lead, then shutting the champ out, hurting her repeatedly over the final three heats - it's practically unheard of in Jennifer's career. Garner badly battered - HISC handlers putting a white towel over her head as she slumps on her stool: about as bad as we've ever seen proud Jennifer take a loss.
Biel partying in her corner accepting belts and accolades in equal measure - she's queen of the world again. "I told everyone - I guaranteed everyone - I'd demolish Jen and take everything away from her and I did! Best of all times baby - drink me in - you're watching celebrity boxing history unfold before your very eyes. I'm sugar - that's what I am - Sugar Jessica. I'm that damn good!" Other fighters ringside ashen faced, making outraged cell-phone calls, not enjoying the rhetoric - calling yourself Sugar and claiming to be history's best pound for pound simply unacceptable to proud vixens in attendance.
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