BOXING AFTER DARK

Monday Night Fights by simguy on 4/22/2002, 7:07 am

Before: Hatcher spurning Ledford for the time being - taking a break from a very destructive rivalry that's spilled out of the ring and onto apartment carpet at times. "Brandy can cool her heels," snipes Teri, "she needs me - she's nothing without me. We'll go again when I need a tune up but right now I've got a chance to beat up a movie star more on my level." Jolie out of the ring for over a year - looking muscular and fit on the scales but timing could be a concern with so few ring minutes. Both girls with the lanky build - Hatcher the acknowledged whack master between the two, Jolie younger, maybe stronger at this point. Teri in red velvet push up and panties, white lace trim, Jolie in black velvet push up and panties, white lace trim, sporting the little platinum blonde bob as a promo for her upcoming film --drawing comparisons with 70s porn star Seka with the look.

During R1: Lanky boxing midring - this is Hatcher's fight. Jolie with a rigid, very high guard, she's blocking a lot of shots, but letting Teri get off first and dictate terms. Hatcher looser limbed, right hand cocked at her chin, left hand low and snappy off the hip. Hatcher landing 3 to 1, coming up the middle with the whippy one-two, working the sides with licking lefts and rights across the waist. Teri able to lean in and out on wide spread legs, changing distance just enough to mess with Angelina's accuracy.

R2: Hatcher tightens the noose. First minute: Teri steering and positioning her girl with the jab, influencing Jolie to the ropes. Second minute, Hatcher lashing and licking the hook to the body as Jolie leans forward all covered up - Teri standing up tall and doubling the left hand in behind that right elbow with thick, shivering impact, then curling it up into Jolie's bulging bra. Angelina's legs start to tremor - she's hurt. Final round, Hatcher leaning in, getting off, leaning out to make a broken-down Jolie miss, then leaning in to make her pay. Hatcher getting happy to the body with both hands slashing away. Teri also banging up the middle, splitting Jolie's mitts and rocking the blonde back against the ropes. Dying moments: Hatcher pressing in close with her left hand down, left shoulder against Jolie's chest - Teri just flexes her legs and pumps in the right uppercut, picking up Angelina's face over and over and JOLIE GOES DOWN! A.J. takes the knee, gets a boozy 8, and is busted up in the lower lip at the bell.

R3: All Teri, all the time. First minute that lanky, relaxed boxing, just circling and controlling her girl, steering Angelina to the ropes. Then it's that lean in and away, hands delivering loose, stinging power shots on the waist and face. Teri bending to her right to sling the left across Jolie's brow, bending to the left to the swipe in the right, laying over on either side after scoring to prevent the counter. Jolie rocked and helpless at the midway point - she stoops forward off the ropes and Teri squares up, goes forehead to forehead and BANGS that bra with galloping right and left uppercuts in tight. Jolie groggy, not punching back - she's getting worked over by a very sharp, aggressive Hatcher through 3.

R4: Teri takes a round off - Jolie gets a second wind and starts to take the fight to the older woman. Angelina with that high guard, bends to the left and pumps in a rugged hook to the waist, doubling it up as she works out of the bob. Hatcher flat footed, takes her licking then responds in kind, stepping back in good order to walk Jolie onto the bodyshot. Down the stretch, girls are trading at medium/short range - collision of hooks goes Jolie's way as Teri's knees buckle, sending the brunette staggering backwards to the ropes. A.J. has herself a nice finishing sequence, punishing Teri with payback rising lefts and rights to the jugs as Hatcher soaks it up numb.

R5: Shutout Jolie. A.J. got outboxed in the early going - she's concentrating on digging to Teri's slender waist, drifting low on occasion, getting her head and shoulders into Hatcher to back her up. Teri suffering on the ropes - Jolie taking free swinging hacks with either hand to the trunkline, then palming up to roughly shove the brunette back for more downstairs mayhem. Teri gritting her teeth, hands at her temples - she stoops forward and is outraged as Jolie churns away with insolent lefts and rights to that red bra at the bell.

R6: Hatcher jabbing to get A.J. to block up high, then swinging the hook into the belly with a lanky, cranking motion - Jolie stiffening as she takes serious leather. All sets up a sweet brushing left across the eyes and crashing right on the chin to send A.J. stumble-bumming to the ropes - she's ALL shook up. Hatcher back on the beat down: swaying in and out, letting her hands roam on Jolie, cutting licking swaths across the blonde's stomach and jawline. A.J. terribly vulnerable as she bends forward off the ropes, gloves at her temples - Teri lashing at the gut with slinging rights and lefts - Jolie shouting "UH! UHHH!" as Hatcher rips at the meat. Teri taking every opportunity to get forehead to forehead and chug to the jugs - shoulders rolling sexy - fists just clubbing those puppies as Angelina soaks in stunned agony.

R7: Hatcher stepping right, slaps Jolie's face with a fully extended left then rockets the right over the blonde's left shoulder for another devastating connect. Jolie's front foot comes off the canvas - she's nearly downed again as Teri's striding in with free right hands all night long. Another brutal shutout beating for Hatcher as she marauds on the ropes, licking, lashing strokes, delivered with that swaying upperbody leverage - it's vintage Teri Hatcher hurting a demoralized opponent.

R8: Jolie's face puffy and sore, hands lowering - she's taken an incredible beating tonight and looks ready to go. Hatcher on those eyes with cruel jabs, steps in with sizzling overhand right that Jolie doesn't see - Angelina taking clean on her chin, snappy head swivel - A.J. scoots to her butt with a sleepy expression. Angelina stiffly to her feet, swaying slightly as the ref gives her 8, then it's Teri time the rest of the way. Hatcher bullying - she'll take her 2 or 3 strokes, then palm roughly up to straighten the battered blonde. And OH, those tits - Hatcher helping herself, just beating the stuffing out of those babies as Jolie lolls forward, open mouthed in stupor as the beating sinks in.

R9: Angelina hurt against the ropes, digs in, proves a warrior this round as Hatcher presses to finish. Supple action in close as lanky bodies eschew distance, Teri using her left shoulder to set up licking hooks and chopping little right hands. Jolie with gloves at her temples starts to hack back at Hatcher's right side - constant, thumping left hooks behind the elbow that start to wear Teri out - bit by bit, Jolie's able to turn Teri and put HER back to the ropes. Down the stretch, Angelina grimly outpunching Hatcher, using the left elbow to nudge Teri back, touching her in the body, then coming up sharp to the chin with the double hook. Teri grimacing, slugging back under pressure, girls trade choppy rights, short left hooks and HATCHER GOES DOWN! Teri dropped straight down, knees hitting her chest and pooling her in a shabby sprawl at the ropes - eyelashes fluttering, arms limp and groping and it's OVER! CRASHING KO9 Angelina Jolie!

After: Jolie beaten unrecognizable, taking the worst pummelling of her career, comes up with a miracle punch to take the chinny brunette out late. Hatcher coming to and stunned as Jolie takes her for a shattering walk of shame - A.J. guiding the brunette around the ring with a light half nelson twisting the left arm up against the backbone - Teri mincing and hurt as she is paraded corner to corner. Angelina definitely rusty, getting outboxed, but never giving up - good body work softened Hatcher up just enough to create the landscape for the stoppage. As usual - Teri sobbing for a rematch in post fight, but Jolie already getting calls - wiry blonde with a lot of options off this astounding come back win

Thanks to Apollo for this repost.

Archer 10/19/09