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22 Sept 2007 Claire Danes vs Lindsay Lohan

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 Part 1

 

Posted by simguy on 9/22/2007, 7:59 am.

Before: Elite match up at 110 - Lohan tasked with keeping Danes in check as girls jockey for position around Chabert/Bell. "It's a different camp whenever we face a HISC girl," Lindsay admits in prefight. "Curfew's really strict, everybody's way more serious - I hate it. That's why I have to take my anger out on Claire. I haven't seen my friends in like 5 weeks; if I have to do one more sit up, I'll scream: somebody's gotta pay for this!" Danes demure, calmly striping her young foe with practiced cattiness. "I can imagine how hard it is for Lindsay to train without vodka - must be rough. Oh, and Lilo - just a tip: BJ's don't count as cardio - you actually have to get up off your knees and run and stuff." Lilo in jaunty nauticals: navy bikini top with bold brass ring connection; white bottoms with baby blue diagonal stripes and little baby blue anchors; small white gloves. Claire in crimson bikini - sporty; small red gloves.

 

During R1: Lilo upright, right hand at cheek - jab pinging out straight n' stiff, keeping Claire honest. Danes supple-waisted - bending forward with her head close to Lilo while pivoting to either side, then straightening up into the fresh angle, turning Lohan midring. Lindsay's poke tapping out in brisk threes - Claire can slip and negotiate it, but she's not getting off much. Lohan able to swing a firm right hand into Claire's left hip, plus gouge the odd short left uppercut to body as Danes' head isn't available.

 

R2: Similar stuff - mostly midring - Claire pivoting while bending forward at the waist - very difficult to catch on the chin. Lilo disciplined - pinging the jab in clusters - taking quick-steps back to mess up Danes' timing on counters. Lindsay continuing to score downstairs - nice rigid, slender-limbed hooks batting across paunch, or tucking up into sternum; right houndhouses launched lusty to flank as Claire's staying compact. Hard to score - Lindsay's the aggressor, being busier, but missing a lot - total connects roughly equal through 2.

 

R3: Lindsay digs a rising left to Claire's midsection, doubles it tuff "PIK! PIK!": Danes grimacing upon receipt, immediately clinches. Ref's break - Lilo closes behind the jab, juuust misses a robust right cross up top, but cashes in another sticking left to Danes' midriff. Claire angered - coming out of the deep bob with uppercuts from either hand: action heating up as Danes looks to get a little respect. Middle minute very feisty - Claire dipping and slapping Lilo's face, pivoting around her; Lohan fronting into blows, angrily spitting jabs, batting wide rights to flank and repeatedly lifting her left into Claire's ribs: girls rotate counterclockwise as they work. Down the stretch, Claire bending and twisting, giving ground - Lohan pressing her, walking her down. Lohan hurls a wiry right cross: Claire side-slips it, rips back the world's tightest little left uppercut outside-in off the front foot: TAKING LILO TO CHIN! Kodak-moment counterpunch sends Lindsay's trim legs into spasms - she's stepping in fence post holes: Claire brightens, hands low as she steps forward - she lifts a right hand off her hip and pokes it onto Lilo's mouth at the bell, scattering her to ropes.

 

R4: Claire grinning at the sight of Lohan still walking carefully on her heels: Lilo frowning, dukes up. Claire hotdogging - hands down at her sides, giving Lilo cute little side-weaves as Lohan's jabbing, looking to answer with another of those sudden counter-uppercuts. RIGHT HAND, LINDSAY LOHAN! Lilo pinging out the jab from high-guard - times the tic-toc of Claire's side to side slipping, finally dropping a right cross bingo on the chin: CLAIRE SCOOTS TO HER REAR-END! Danes sitting up pretty, blinking in shock, mouth open - she scrambles up quickly - pushing against ref as he's trying to get the 8 count out. Lohan organized, dukes mouth-high, chin tucked - Claire rushes in, anxious to get the knockdown back. Danes stalking - jabbing at Lohan's healthy breasts, then looking to slip-left and rip the left uppercut. Lindsay giving ground, drawing Claire in - Lohan not anxious to throw another right hand when Danes seems so poised to counter it. Down the stretch - girls feinting and circling: Lohan twitches the right, selling it - Claire dips on instinct, answering the left uppercut but TAKES THE LEFT HOOK INSTEAD! Wiry, ringing blast - Lilo's thin elbow up as she turns the punch over, taking Claire on the jaw and DROPPING DANES AGAIN! Claire not bouncing up this time - taking a moment to collect herself on her back as crowd erupts to collective feet.

 

R5: Claire uncharacteristically overanxious - pressing Lohan to make up all those points in the fourth: Lilo patient behind her jab, running Claire onto it, stepping back in good order and giving Danes a dose of her own medicine. Midway through, Danes looking for the right uppercut gets intercepted as Lilo sweeps in over the top a tomohawk right: headswivel Claire - knees buckle - hands drop - DANES GOES DOWN! Claire dropped to her back - Lindsay jogging away all smiles and jugs a-jumpin - thrilled at the slender-limbed wallop she's landed. Claire up shaky, taking 8 with a drowsy expression: she sits in ropes, dukes at temples as Lilo goes over to offence. Lindsay squaring away, but patient - still jabbing - prodding the small-glove poke to hairline, mouth, then turning it over to slap-hook Claire's cheek. Lindsay's elbows up and out to either side as she digs 'round either Danes elbow, sticking leather into ribcage - not Lilo's hardest; she's working Claire over, touching her up. Claire deep-bending, rolling her torso and slipping punches. Lohan working diligently, but occasionally setting down to dig her hardest left hook up into Claire's stomach: BSE'r staying on the body, refusing to take chin-bait from elusive quarry.

 

Danes/Lilo conc.


Posted by simguy on 9/22/2007, 7:59 am

 

 

R6: Stomp-feint Lilo, sweeping overhand right Lilo - DOWN GOES CLAIRE! Danes frozen, tilting back on instinct as Lohan leans in - huge punch sweeps Danes to her back! Claire slamming her hands down on canvas - disgusted with herself - she rolls gingerly over her left hip and staggers up for another 8 count. Lohan buoyant, glowing - she crowds in with gusto, pushing Claire to ropes, palming her biceps, looking to get after Danes in earnest. Healthy beat down - Lilo's buttocks jostling as she stamps and plants, fighting big off Claire's chest. Linds lathering to tummy - slender limbs lapping rhythmically underneath - then she comes off body with hooks, scoring to Danes' face. Claire grim - lumping up - but alert: she'll alternate earmuff with loose crossed-arm as she's dipping and rolling - nudging her shoulder into Lindsay, snatching back at Lohan's taut midsection. By the final minute, it's a nice, supple slugfest in a phone-booth - Lohan on top at the ropes, but Claire firming, rallying and answering. Bell: Lohan clouts Danes a late left hook - ref has to take a hand as tempers flare. Lohan also scolded for following through with her elbows to Claire's biceps and shoulders: not cool.

 

R7: Fight drifts to ropes - unusual look as Claire's dug in, laying against the strands for support as she dips and rolls; Lilo squaring away, dutifully working her girl over in the pocket. Lindsay workmanlike - elbows up and out as she jams flat-knuckle punches into Claire's flanks, or skids curving licks across Danes' front. Ref repeatedly barking warnings at Lilo when her elbows occasionally follow through, bruising Claire's arms. Claire countering out of her crouch, sinuously mating her upperbody movement with punch-delivery - drawing swatting, swiping blows across Lilo's face and chest. Lindsay digging the body, then working uppercuts and hooks upstairs - she's doing a good job of staying busy, gnawing on Claire, scuffing her up in the trenches. Crowd pleasing stuff: Lohan busier; Claire more accurate, starting to find her legs again after a series of knockdowns against.

 

R8: Tide turns - Lilo attacking Claire at the ropes, but Danes well organized, shaking off hurt, starting to fight her fight more effectively. Girls bumping and pawing at each other preparatory to punching - Claire getting the better of body-trade as she licks tight clout off Lohan's flat paunch. Lindsay taking her first backwards steps in a while as Claire muscles off the ropes - Danes more or less mouth-on-shoulder with Lohan, working bump-and-punch while blocking or blunting Lindsay's receipts. Both girls starting to draw warnings for the elbow-work: meanspirited stuff as each starts to deliberately slam away to bicep, or hairline in tight. Down the stretch, Danes threading inside-uppercuts between Lilo's raised mitts: Lindsay not responding when her face gets picked up - clear invitation for Claire to finish by hooking the waist. Skidding, gouging, sticking contact - Claire to LIndsay by round's end.

 

R9: Lohan falling off the pace: Claire taking over. Midring - Danes feinting Lilo, then stroking her hesitation rights to chin, THEN ripping hesitation left uppercuts to body, catching Lilo as she's trying to get off. Claire backing Lohan up, being big with her, licking her tummy either hand while dipping or pivoting to either side. Lohan's feet coming together parallel at times as confusion mounts - Claire starting to tidy up, touching the kid upstairs and down. Danes getting left uppercuts off the left foot, right uppercuts off the right foot, then strapping hooks to body: Lindsay ashen faced, brave when she's getting tattooed, then stepping back with a stricken expression. Danes goes bell to bell - turning pressure-fighter here to keep Lohan stumbling. At the break, Claire to Lohan's left side by side: Danes reaches across and savagely digs the point of her elbow to Lindsay's midsection, forcing a blurted "OH!" from Lohan as she cramps up. Ref takes a hand as both corners threaten to clear benches.

 

R10: Lohan in full retreat - earmuffing up and stepping away as Claire pours it on. Danes walking Lohan down - Claire clouting Lilo about the ears as Lindsay's covered up at temples, jabbing into the grille of the guard, then hooking Lohan's taut waist as Lindsay's backing away. Lohan griimacing - hands up, elbows together at her breasts: Claire starting lash at the exposed flank-rib and lower abdominal area with meanspirited intensity. 2 solid minutes of Claire taking Lindsay apart before Lilo answers: tic-toc right to the body, shivering left to the chin stops Claire dead in her tracks. Danes covers up earmuff, momentarily confused: Lilo scrapes the right uppercut against guard, then sloshes a wide, slender-limbed left around Claire's wrist, clouting jaw. Danes soaks it, answers back the short left uppercut inside - all legs and back on the delivery - then tucks a cruel left hook to Lohan's liver "TUPP!" Lindsay groans, buckles but comes right back a feisty left uppercut/ left uppercut routine to deny Claire momentum. Back and forth like this to bell - girls flat footed, trading away slick, compact licks. Comes back UD10 - Lindsay Lohan.

 

After: Side by side - Lohan's hand is raised: proud Claire hiding her emotions, face impassive as lips purse slightly in disgust. Close in rounds - Lindsay's buxom pop the difference as Claire mops canvas with her backside once too often. Interesting contest - girls changing roles frequently with changing fortunes - it's certainly one of Lohan's most comprehensive performances. "I boxed her early," a beaming, scuffed-up Lohan proudly chirps. "She got excited about hurting me and I caught her when she tried to go strong on me. That gave me the lead and I knew Claire would have to press, so I just kept catching her, hurting her, taking her apart to the body. Once she started breaking down, I went strong on her, but I couldn't get her out of there. I got a little tired at the end, and she was hitting me with some great body shots, so I didn't finish as strongly as I wanted - but I knew I had this. I knew I'd win the decision as long as I kept my feet and that's what happened!" Lindsay, Lindsay - are you Claire-poison now? "Yeah, you know," Lohan smiles, "I think that's just about right. Except SHE'S the poison - I'm the antidote!"

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