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22 Sept 2007 Lucy Liu vs Devon Aoki

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 12 months ago

Posted by simguy on 9/22/2007, 8:10 am.

 

Before: Scowl-fest as Asian hotties take turns trying to glare each other into submission during prefight. "We saw the last dregs of Liu get used up by Jaime Pressly," Devon proclaims, neatly writing Lucy off. "Everyone talks about how dangerous she is, but she's shot. As hard as she's ever hit anyone, she's been hit back worse - I see a girl who just doesn't have what it takes any more." Liu bristling at the wanton disrespect: her aura of invincibility just a dim legend at this point. "Three rounds," Liu growls at the podium. "That's all it's going to take to destroy Devon Aoki." Devon in rust bikini - tan leather boxing boot to midcalf - small tan work out gloves. Lucy in white crochet bikini; puncher's ponytail with tangly bangs; tan boxing mukluk of soft suede to mid calf - small tan work out mitts.

 

During R1: Aoki dukes up, conventional stance; Liu gloves below her waist, undulating at the hips - swivelling her torso in such exaggerated fashion her head dips beneath Aoki's beltline. Devon jabbing crisp - shooting right hands straight to Liu's chest - Aoki just trying to make contact. Liu weaving and bending and pivoting - she's hard to touch, but Devon steps-with, keeps poking, starting to catch Lucy on the 3rd or 4th punch. Action ranges around the ring - Liu stepping to spots, deep-crouching, then lurching up at Devon with the odd circus punch from the knees - trying to answer 4 of Devon's pokes with one mighty swat. Liu punched a right hand twice on her left ear as she's swivelling away - staggers Lucy, probably gives Devon the round.

 

R2: Same again - Aoki being solid - punches straight, crisp, quick - nipping and knocking at Lucy. Liu loose in the hips, knees, hands down - torso swivelling around as she steps to spots, crouches, then erupts. Liu sporting a little backhand left jab - flipping it out while dangling the right at her thigh - negligent, insolent boxing as Liu circles to her left. Midway through - Devon steps in a right; Liu sidesteps to her left while simultaneously clouting Dev a counter-left upside the head: Aoki's shook. Liu hopping to her left, turning Dev, then lunging in a lead left uppercut: Aoki ROCKED, head blasting back dramatic - she reels to ropes, then groggily stumbles forward to clinch. Liu dangling arms at her sides as hurtin' Devon reaches in to tie up around the waist - Liu twitching torso-left, popping her hips-left to hoist a vicious, sinking right in thick and flat above Devon's exposed left hip. Gurgling cry of protest, Devon - then she's down to all fours, sobbing for breath. One big step forward and Liu's straddling the gasping youngster: Lucy posing with fists upthrust, feet wide - Devon facing west on her knees, Liu scowling to the East until ref pulls her away.

 

R3: Devon inching forward, but hinky now: she's still leg-woozy. Liu partying it up - hands low: there's that backhand jab while right hand dangles - Liu bouncing on her left (lead) foot while pivoting round Devon's right flank. Shooting right hands lance up off the hip, ticketed for Devon's mouth: Lucy bending in and down with the right hands, then looking to erupt out of the deep crouch with whistling lefts. Aoki on her heels - bewildered by the angles and crunching power: even when Liu hits shoulder or grazes hairline, she's got her entire body behind the shots. Liu prowling - mostly flat footed, but always supple and strong-legged - dipping to either side, then lurching into crazy uppercuts with either hand. When Dev folds forward behind her gloves - Lucy's lugging sandbag-heavy body shots in behind Aoki's elbows, harming her, making her baby-step forward in agony. Bell: Aoki out on her feet, reeling glassy eyed, but she ruins Liu's prefight prediction.

 

R4: Devon's punching! Aoki wobbly butt, not strong on her feet - but she's in there trying to catch Lucy in grim toe-to-toe. Liu grinning - getting scraped and clipped by the odd shot - nothing flush: she's bending low, swivelling to either side in her crouch, looking to rip back at the openings. Aoki catching a terrible shellacking as Liu slings in wallop from all angles - pasting Devon's sullen face, unhinging her knees. Midway through - Aoki grimly punching her way forward: Liu neatly slips a one-two with a deep crouch; tucks a vicious left hook tight n' swift to tummy; doubles the hook as she straightens and curls to her right, swiping Devon across her chin. DOWN GOES AOKI! Pretty little Devon sprawling in swoon to her back: Liu gyrating her hips, hands outstretched, dancing supple on the spot as Aoki's not getting up. KO4 in thunderclap fashion - Double L.

 

After: Aoki goes out on her shield - outgunned and outclassed by Lucy tonight. "Nothing's changed," Lucy says in postfight, pulling her hair from it's ponytail and shaking it all out. "I'm too much for these girls. It's not close. There's me (holds right hand up over her head) and then there's everyone else (flat left hand establishes a level down below the waist). I don't know who was filling Devon's pretty head with crazy-talk, but she needs to fire those guys, quick!"

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