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23 August 2003 Farrah Fawcett vs Demi Moore

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 2 months ago

PARTIAL REPORT

Posted by Simguy on 8/23/2003, 8:59 am.

Demi in red bikini, long black hair

Farrah in black bikini, blonde coiffure

Small gloves for both

KO5

Farrah coaxed back to the ring after lengthy retirement—fight is a total travesty, total ego stroke for Moore who just wants a legendary blonde name on her ledger.

Sickening one-sided fight made the moreso by the memory of what a slick boxer Farrah used to be. Sound of Demi’s relentless body work and Fawcett’s boozy whimpering—sight of Fawcett slumped on the ropes, taking it stupid to the ribs, getting her fragile face busted up—Demi just ladling it on with measured ferocity, very careful not to use Farrah all up at once. Tough to take—a lot of teary eyes in the audience as Fans of Farrah’s just don’t understand why all this had to be. Heinous, and Moore takes Fawcett tor a walk on top of it all, to a chorus of shrill boos. Even worse—Demi Moore/Bo Derek announced by HBO in a blatant attempt to reinflate the brunette’s rep.

Reposted by Archer 11/22/09.