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23 Nov 2007 Charlize Theron vs Rebecca Romijn

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Victoria's Secret Body Saddle Boxing:

Posted by simguy on 11/23/2007, 9:29 am

Before: Biggest prefight conference of them all as Romijn, backed by coalition of Sports Illustrated models (Klum turning her back on VS; Marissa Miller; et al) takes the dais against Theron and her minions. "This was always, always going to come down to Charlize and me," says a determined Romijn at the podium. "We're sweeping these girls aside. For too long now - Victoria's Secret models have been acting like they're the top of the food chain, and enough's enough. SI's putting one of their own in the saddle: i'll humble Charlize, the VS girls will be brought into line, and everything will go back to being the way it was." VS girls visibly agitated - Theron the calmest of the lot taking her turn. "Becky, Becky, Becky," CT chides. "How many times do I have to thrash you before you get it? People look at you and think: "poor man's Charlize". That's it; that's all. You aren't a threat - you THINK I lie awake nights wondering what you're up to, but the truth is I never think about you period. I'm glad you're feeling feisty - you're no fun when your spirit's broken. Like the way it's going to be after this fight." Charlize in dark royal blue bikini (Esquire), white gloves. Romijn in metallic baby blue bikini; white gloves.

During R1: Romijn one of the few girls who can problematize range for Charlize - Theron spends the first minute probing, stepping around her jab, trying to locate leggy Becky. Romijn lope-stepping about, denying Charlize contact - Theron easily the aggressor, taking canvas as Becky vacates spots rather than engaging. Theron leaning into a few heavy right crosses: Romijn tilting torso-left, then swiveling pivoting left to evade these blasts. Final minute, Romijn feints, leans in a rifling right hand blast to CT's midsection: Theron body-shocked, stands there open-mouthed as Romijn jabs jugs a stiff left hand, pivoting to her left around the poke. More stiff jabbing of CT's breasts, followed by a lanky, whiplash sidearm right very heavy in Theron's flank. Charlize shying away at the bell - probably took the round, but Rebeccah's blood is up as girls separate.

R2: CT trying to impose will, stepping in with her jab: encounters fierce jabbing resistance as Becky pokes back, circles left. Long blonde left hands smiting rudely at offending mouths - girls glaring, circling clockwise. Minute mark, Becky leans forward, pulls that wide, whiplash right around in murderous arc: right fist smashes off CT's flank, sending shivers through Becky's arm. Theron crying out, stepping away: vicious blast to her ribs has her shook. Becky snarling, immediately issues stiff rebuke via the jab to CT's breasts, stampin' 'em flat. Becky leans in, POURS a shafting straight right down into CT's sternum: shout of pain CT as she recoils from the blast, hugging herself and stumbling to ropes. Becky stepping-to, jabs Charlize' chest, then slings that bullwhip right hand in behind Theron's left elbow as CT's hugging her body and DOWN GOES CHARLIZE! Withering clout momentarily takes Theron's majestic legs away, leaving her sobbing on all fours. Becky seething - SI girls leaping up out of seats at ringside; angry Bundchen screaming "GET UP YOU LAZY COW!" as Charlize trembles in shock. Theron brave, beats the count, blinking back tears: Becky Romijn's eyes narrow - she steps in jabbing Charlize against the ropes, strapping home several more of those lariat right hands to that Oscar winning ribcage by the bell. Ref pushes overeager Becky back - she screams: "THUNDER TO THE BODY, BABY - ALL NIGHT LONG!"

R3: Becky stalking Charlize, lashing rights to the body, jabbing stiff to chest. Theron in cringing retreat - she's got no answer for the swingeing attrition Becky's applying. CT turning to her right when she sees that sidearm bodyshot coming - taking the punch on her back at times: great whipcrack impacts drawing sympathetic groans from audience as Theron is strapped again and again. Becky doing yeoman's work with her jab, keeping it stiff and strong against CT's breasts - straight poke helping to keep Theron on her heels and upright, vulnerable to the right hand body shots. Becky also employing a heavy, downward-sloping righthand straight into Charlize' midsection: great meaty spanks sounding out from these blasts, buckling Theron in pain, backing her up. Theron often showing crossed arm against her body, but giving up her flanks when she does so: Becky simply lashing Charlize senseless to the ribcage.

R4: Krushers want CT on the offensive - she's taking too many full-blooded body blows from Becky. Theron stooping, jabbing to Becky's midsection, then lunging to smite her a right cross to chin: Romijn leaning backwards, forced to scramble away as Theron shows power. Becky circling left, featuring her jab to Theron's breasts and upperchest: CT attempting to time the poke, dropping cute little pull-counter right hands in chopping arcs to Becky's chin. Midway through, CT leans in, detonates a loud right hand spank off Becky's stomach: Romijn's turns to shy away, grimacing. Rangy stuff - Becky able to disengage and deny Charlize contact: Theron aggressively loping after her foe, matching leg with Romijn to take the fourth.

Becky/CT conc.

Posted by simguy on 11/23/2007, 9:30 am

R5: Becky's wide, slinging rights to body setting up those stiff, stamping left jabs to chest, tic-toc: CT rejected time and again as she's trying to move in and take command. Becky wresting initiative away from Theron - circling clockwise with smooth, loping, leggy pivots, slamming away on that golden chassis. Poor Charlize! Mouth open, eyes scowling in frustration - she's being broken down a little this round, legs cramping, unable to get off with authority as the body hits pile up. Becky staying well to the outside, leaning in only to smite Charlize, then regrouping behind that disciplined jab. Heartbreaking stuff for Theron as she turns and turns, wincing as she absorbs hellish clout to her left side ribs, tummy/sternum, and jugs. Shutout Romijn has her beaming: SI girls standing, applauding loudly; VS girls sit in nervous silence at the bell.

R6: Becky's taking it to Charlize. Theron wilting, badly body-shocked at this point - she fades to the ropes, eyes pleading as Becky stalks tall. Romijn patient, respectful - she stands off CT's bow, pinning her down with heavy, thudding jabs chest and tummy - softening and softening before unleashing that shrieking right to CT's throbbing left flank. Every swinging right Romijn deploys draws cheers from the SI girls: that punch is winning the fight, crippling Charlize one shellack at a time. Then there's the constant, drumming jab; the opportunistic shafting rights down into breadbasket - just a glorious, disciplined display of fight-plan execution. Charlize defiant, slugging out right hand leads, then leaning back into ropes while pulling a supple left hook across: Becky's distance management a little too cagey to let her get checked by this stuff.

R7: CT hobbled, mouth breathing, but grimly forward: she's met midring by a splattering brace of jabs chest and face. Theron hands up, on her heels: Becky leans in and POURS that right hand straight to belly. Gorgeous, spanking blast sends shockwave-ripples across Theron's tight tum, crumpling her foward with a sob: she's crippled. Becky grinning, palms CT's shoulders, walks her back to ropes butt-first, eases into her to stack: Romijn lavish with the hurt now, sensing Charlize' collapse. Dreadful beatdown ensues - Becky no longer wary, just pushing into Charlize to stack her upright, then wailing away long, lashing, strapping rights and lefts across the waist. Oh, the spank of hot leather on quivering blonde tummy meat - poor Charlize screaming behind her mitts, stooping forward, paralyzed from the hips down. It's all too much - Becky too big, strong and lanky - legs spread wide as she straps at her foe's broke-down midsection: Theron finally swoons forward to all fours, sobbing in pain. Becky strutting away hands high, bright and shiny with Theron-busting sweat and CT BEATS THE COUNT! Theron swaying at the ropes, eyelashes fluttering, lips curled back off her teeth: she's in rags, but defiant, ordering the ref to let it go. Becky seething, wades back on in: she pushes CT in her shoulders, loads up that right hand and PLOWS it to midsection, beating a shout from CT. Theron pitching forward, gives up her long, shiny back: Romijn absolutely heartless, hammerfists away on presented lumbar, smashing side to side with flashing eyes, bared teeth. Again, CT stumbles to all fours, kidney-swabbed into humming stupor -again she rises, but it's TOO LATE! CT up at 10 - ref waves it off, hugging the battered goddess into ropes as Becky goes into hysterics. TKO7, Rebeccah Romijn.

After: Ugly standoff as 5 SI models - swimsuited up for the occasion - are faced by 5 VS models in lingerie at midring: Victoria's Secret girls looking to deny Romijn her ride in complete disregard for the contract. Suddenly, disciplined column of ringcard girls marches across the VS rear, taking up positions with arms crossed, eyes fierce: surrounded VS models have no choice but to capitulate or be savagely beaten. Giselle and the rest are ushered from the ring - each one guarded close by a ringcard girl as SI models turn their attention to Charlize.

Theron's ribcage pink now, will be plum later: it's very sensitive to the touch. Becky doesn't care, pointing and directing the saddle-mount operation: SI girls strapping and cinching CT in are obliged to work on the bruised areas. Theron grimacing, biting back shouts of pain as she's trussed up: Becky standing there arms crossed, eyes triumphant as SI girls buckle Charlize up. Romijn finally mounting, kneeling into CT's back - SI girls all standing around, clapping. Becky urges Charlize forward, but not too fast: Becky cooing to Charlize "Slow, baby, slow it down - atta girl." Blubbering Charlize straining forward into the shoulder straps, legs rigid under the hated weight of Romijn, stepping heavily in circuit about the ring.

Round and round they go at a sensuous pace, Becky keeping CT at a walk - whenver Theron looks weak-kneed and ready to go, the flanking SI models support her, extending the ride. Goes on and on, until finally, Theron can't even be propped up - she collapses in stages to canvas - Rebeccah stepping free of the wreckage and straightening out her bottoms.