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25 Dec 2007 Heidi Klum vs Angie Harmon

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Posted by simguy on 12/25/2007, 9:34 am.

BEFORE: Heidi bright eyed, upbeat - emerging as the dominant Victoria's Secret model in their travelling fight-shows - time to step up and try her hand at FCBA comp again. "I'm bigger and stronger now than when I first took FCBA fights," Heidi says, grinning and showing off well-toned arms. "Angie may have handled Tricia Helfer, but I think she'll find I'm made of sterner stuff. I won't wilt like Tricia - Harmon must prepare for a real fight against THIS blonde." Angie glowing - career finally on track thanks to high-profile victory and rivalry with the BSG blonde - she's branching out into new lucrative blonde/brunette opportunities. "I wanted to keep my momentum going after Tricia," confides Harmon in prefight. "When Heidi became available, it was just the perfect situation. She's another tall, sinewy blonde - it's a look my fans love to see me in with, and I hope to do to her what I did to Tricia." Heidi in gym two piece - black boy cut stretch shorts with lime side stripe; black sports bra with lime string-straps and bordering; small black gloves; ponytail; black shoes/white socks. Angie in crimson sports bra, navy boy cut shorts with crimson belt; small black gloves; black shoes, white socks; curly ponytail.

During R1,2,3: Rangy, steppin', shellackin' action. Girls upright, hands up, thoughtful expressions. Feet wide, weight planting on front (left) legs. Both pop jabs, then hook or cross, cover up and torso-rotate to move heads. Angie ranging in with batting hooks to Heidi's rightside ribs - bright small-glove PIK! PAK! PEK! sounding out as Harmon establishes. Heidi slowly falling off the pace as Angie outworks her - but Klum setting down on the odd hard right, catching Angie to chin and moving her. Spirited tall-girl stuff - methodical pace, gangly deliveries - Angie takes the first two rounds, Heidi the third in close, competitive negotiations.

R4: Angie relaxing, hitting her groove. She's stepping forward, popping that chippy jab, ratchetting in the level right hand, scraping the hook, then backhanding the left hand while chopping the right. Heidi more and more blocking and waiting, camping out behind her gloves: blonde looking to pounce on openings, but getting swamped by volume. Harmon stepping to the left, working working working - brunette exhaling hot through pursed lips as she hums along. Good rangy strapping action to Heidi's flanks as Angie clanks away - no real devastating shots, but the accumulation has Heidi grimacing. Late the round - Harmon has Klum's guard breaking down - brunette able to push Heidi in her shoulders while advancing on Klum, stepping in and fetching her a rangy, biting hook to chin to put Supermodel wobbly butt at bell.

R5: THICK right hand to tummy, Heidi to Angie - almost a playground punch as blonde shoves it in all straight-backed and stern-faced. Harmon cramping, shying away - she flicks out the go-away jab while regrouping with her legs. Heigi loping forward, ponytail bouncing - she walks Angie down, smites her a wide right to the flank and a gouging, lanky left in the sternum, keeping the shellack on slender brunette torso. Harmon grimacing, offers the fight's first clinches - ref working to disentangle gangly beauties. Heidi looking strong, stapping her girl down with eager-eyes, strapping away: Harmon beaten in steady retreat around the ring, keeps her composure.

R6,7,8: Harmon strings together three shutout rounds, uptempoing, punishing Heidi to the body with the same glorious chassis attack that stunned Tricia Helfer. Angie non-stop on Heidi - walking her down - nice bandy-armed lashing as Harmon bats and shellacks away on rigid blonde flanks, toned blonde arms. Heidi face-in-gloves, wilting - she's visibly numbing, breathing through her mouth, unable to answer back as Angie bastes her in punishment. Harmon's sticky, ratchetting delivery pleasing to her fans: sometimes she'll extend the left fist with the small-glove thumb out to the side; lick the thumb against Heidi to mark her, then clout her the hard right hand on that spot; finishing up with a hook and step-to-the-left. Klum groaning, suffering - bravely facing into the work, but just getting systematically pummelled through 9 long minutes. Harmon smiling, glowing back to her corner after dishing out each beating: she has to know Helfer's watching.

R9: More Angie, but some Heidi as well: Klum proving competitive as Harmon can't find the off-switch. Angie still the boss, punching into Heidi with righfs and lefts sticky to tummy, then loosening to get after Heidi's flanks all bandy-armed. Klum damaged, but serviceable - she's stepping into Angie's body with stubborn, rangy rights, then cleaning up hooks as Harmon gives ground. Spirited stuff - both women scoring to each other's face down the stretch to loosen both sets of knees at bell.

R10: 9th proves the last gasp for Klum: Angie presses the attack, takes the fight away from her foe in the tenth. Steady, seductive beating - Klum sliding listlessly along ropes, face-in-gloves, mouth open; Angie stepping-with, bandy-lashing away with rigid-limbed vigour. Angie just fittiing her punches onto Heidi now - the right jamming in flat-knuckle behind Klum's left elbow; the left sticking into flat blonde paunch at beltline. Punches skid off Heidi's scalp or guard as she reels. Midway through, Heidi's right side turned to the ropes, presenting her left side: Angie heartless, her left hand braced against Heidi's tummy with the right buggywhips again and again against pale supermodel back: DOWN GOES KLUM! Angie pushed back and warned for smiting Heidi's back; Klum blinking back tears, slowly, gingerly getting to her feet. Harmon closes out the round with humming constancy - lathering Heidi into stupor by the final bell. UD10 Angie Harmon.

After: Klum distraught - supermodels often live in a protected bubble, leaving them emotionally unprepared for hard defeat at the hands of other women - Heidi clearly devastated by being roughly handled tonight. Angie resplendent, wicking away the strength from another long blonde with that mid-round surge to the ribcage - Harmon lighting up the arena with her big brown eyes and incandescent smile. "I just gnaw at 'em," Angie drawls happily in postfight, lumping Tricia and Heidi together in the 'used up victims' trash-bin. "Tricia couldn't take my body raking, and neither could Heidi. I can't tell you how good this feels - finally getting the recognition. I was unfairly written off after losing to Charlize, like, 10 years ago: I'm finally getting the chance to redeem myself, and I'm getting it DONE on these girls!"