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25 Dec 2007 Rachel McAdams vs Jenny Mccarthy

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Posted by simguy on 12/25/2007, 9:30 am

BEFORE: Tempestuous photo shoots, raucous weigh-ins: Jenny being very aggressive with Rachel, fronting on the auburn-haired avenger and mixing it up at every opportunity. "She doesn't want this fight," Jenny beams at the podium. "She's scared - I can see it in her eyes. She's thinking: "I couldn't handle Neve, and now I've got Jenny Mac on tap? How'm I gonna get out of this?" Gonna be fun boys - I'ma run this chick out of the ring. Just might chase her too, put a boot on her glutes as she's running for the exits!" Rachel non-plussed - she's used to aggression, but pundits wondering if she's still got the confidence to handle psychological pressure, post-Neve. "This is a new season," Rachel shrugs. "I got sidetracked by Neve last year - I shouldn't have - but it's over, I've turned the page. I've got Jenny Mac coming in to me with a huge win over Jennifer Connelly, so I'm bracing for a real fight here. I know Jenny's legit, but I also know she's a bully, and she needs to be in control to feel safe in the ring. Well I'm going to shake that security - I'm going to rough her up and go to her body. When Jenny finds out that she can't come forward and impose her will - I think we'll see a whole new side of her. Something in a shade of 'no mas'." McCarthy in gunmetal blue bikini with boy-leg bottoms; white gloves. Rache in midnight blue crushed velvet push up and panties, white gloves.

During R1: JMAC the aggressor: hacking an overhand right, thereby setting her weight on her front (left) leg; torquing into a hook as she twists torso-right; hopping slightly forward in her stance to hack the overhand right again as Rachel backs up. MacAdams in tight stance - dukes at cheeks, chin tucked: Jenny's mitts bouncing off prepared shoulders, or missing over top as Rachel weaves her torso. Rache stepping back in good order, moving her head - she's not getting caught flush with anything, but Jenny stepping forward, getting off lusty - blonde having her way in the first.

R2: Rachel's made her reads, gets to work. Operating out of a compact crouch - Rachel's rolling Jenny's first wallops, then digging back to torso. Short, shoving rights and lefts taking Jenny in her tummy, ribs and jugs: Rachel bobbing and punching - swivel-pivoting to either side after scoring: she's got McCarthy turning, frowning. Smart, pounding blasts - loud spank sounding out from Jenny's torso as Rachel re-establishes credibility as one of the divisions most under-rated body-punchers.

R3: Jenny with a hard, slanting overhand right down into body, torques into a vicious come-back hook (elbow down, palm up, so clout slices in across Rachel's chin), ringing Rachel up and spilling her wide eyed to ropes. MacAdams hurt, but alert - ducking under a crazy JMAC right, spinning off ropes as blonde bulls forward. Mac grinning, hopping after Rachel - blonde ranging-in with roundhouse rights to the hip, getting close, then chugging away in combination. Rachel giving ground, walking JMAC into clinches - ref issuing breaks as MacAdams attempts to down-tempo.

R4: Spirited back and forth - Jenny eagerly forward with overhand rights setting of withering hooks: white mitts bouncing loud off Rachel's head and shoulders, occasionally digging in across her waist. MacAdams cute from the crouch - feet set as she ducks and swivels, steps back, walking Jenny into blunt counters head and body. Even trade till late: Rachel dips in close, ringing a right hand off McCarthy's chin, setting JMAC on her heels. Rache back with a tidy hook, toggling Jenny's chin and SITTING JMAC DOWN! Jenny blinking, sitting up pretty with astonishment: Rachel business-like, marches to neutral corner with fierce expression of concentration.

R5: Jenny responds with vigour: Rachel ducking, staying compact, stepping away while crouching to let much of McCarthy's fury swing over top. Jenny a little wild - but suppressing Rachel's offence - redhead backing up, slipping shots, looking to walk Jenny into a blunt right hand to midsection, then tying up for ref's break. McCarthy complaining of Rachel's holding to official: "Faster break, ref, C'mon!"

R6: Rachel puttin' 'em together - slipping under Jenny's wallops, plugging either hand to blonde body, then up out of the crouch with chintentions. McCarthy grunting off the initial body shot - curling forward behind her gloves to absorb it: Rachel able to shoulder-into Jenny, ease her back - redhead starting to back blonde up beefy. Midway through - Rachel in shoulder to shoulder with Jenny, just diligently damaging her downstairs with short, cramming lefts and rights: Jenny's grimacing, gasping as she ships bump. Rache off the body with jagged little left uppercut, puts a short right hand behind it - turning Jenny to her right. Rachel straight-arm hooking Jenny's face from off Jenny's left shoulder - blonde's legs stiffen and DOWN SHE GOES! jenny flat on her back, legs out straight and rigid - she's HURT! Mac able to sit-up-and-roll to her knees, then scramble up ropes to beat the count - but she's open-mouthed in wonder at the weight of Rachel's shot. MacAdams wading on in to finish, but Jenny won't have it: JMAC proves a warrior, baring her teeth and slugging furiously off the ropes to deny Rachel satisfaction at the bell.

R7: Vintage pre-Neve Rachel Mac here: shoulders hunched, chin tucked, dukes up - she walks blonde down, touching her hard, relentlessly to the ribcage. Rache pulsing out the jab, then stepping into Jenny's torso with shots - good thumping power with a very short delivery - it's all legs and back on these body blows. Jenny gasping, lips parting - she's cringing forward behind her mitts, taking it hard to her flanks and lats as Rachel advances. McCarthy sluggiing back in spots - waiting for Rachel to get off, then muscling in short rights and lefts to pale redhead tummy and breasts. Jenny fighting just enough to tax Rachel for coming forward, but not enough to take the round.

R8: Jenny shows her versatility - stepping to the right while fixing Rachel's position with a little jab, then rip-ripping the right/left swift. MacAdams getting her left flank turned - forced to move her feet. Jenny had been tomohawking that right hand earlier - now she's straightening it out, dropping it in off her cute step-right. Girls trading hot hooks underneath, both showing veteran good sense to clinch after brisk exchanges warm both tummies.

R9: Rachel forward, punching out of her crouch, consolidating ground, then forward again. Rache digging at blonde ribs, then using the left shoulder to steer Jenny around: Mac mouth breathing, looking a little shopworn here as redhead imposes will. Not dramatic - McCarthy not getting rocked or ragdolled: this is steady, incremental pressure from Rachel, usually ending in a firm clinch and weight-bearing tactics to add to blonde woes.

R10: Jenny opens up: Rachel goes completely defensive. MacAdams smart - feels her knockdowns have the fight won - she draws boos by jogging away from Jenny, or ducking down and walking blonde waist into robust clinches. Jenny baring her teeth, swinging for the fences - she wants so BADLY to knock Rachel out - but MacAdams just not cooperating. Sloppy, unproductive round as only one girl's even trying to scrap: comes back UD10, Rachel MacAdams.

AFTER: Jenny stalking away hands on hips after the decision, fuming: Rachel glowing, getting herself back on track and starting out a new campaign on the right foot. "I had to work for it," a flushed, satisfied Rachel Mac says in postfight. "Jenny's in great shape - she was still swinging hard in the tenth - I had to maintain focus right up to the end. I think I shocked her to the body - people forget that that's my bread and butter down there, and Jenny was wide open for it, so I really committed to her ribcage. When I..."RACHEL GOES DOWN! Seething Mac pouring in with a right hand from Rachel's left side - blonde landing taped-fist to unsuspecting jaw: redhead collapsing, out before she hits the deck. Officials immediately move to restrain McCarthy - Jenny shouting down at sleeping Rachel as chaos reigns. Jenny led away in handcuffs - spectators throwing plastic beer cups at her - she's snarling back at them: what a black eye for boxing tonight. "She won the boxing match," Jenny tells BLONDE! Magazine later, "I won the fight. Call it a lesson: you hold me all night like a little punk, I WILL put you down!"