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25 Dec 2007 Tricia Helfer vs Alana de la Garza

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Posted by simguy on 12/25/2007, 9:33 am.

BEFORE: "All I know is I saw Tricia struggling with Angie," an intense Alana says in prefight, "that tells me she's ripe for the picking. I'm stronger than Angie, heavier-handed - if Tricia's hardpressed against Harmon these days, it means I've surpassed her. I'm looking to hurt Trish - make a statement on her. I definitely don't want her to finish this fight." Helfer pursing her lips at Alana's hardhearted sentiments - blonde remains cool at the podium. "I remember Charlize Theron used to talk about 'pruning back' her brunettes. She'd beat a gal bad - really dominate her - but after a while the girl's spirit would grow back and Charlize would have to do a little maintenance on her. Now I know what Theron was talking about - I see that Alana's talking tuff again because I lost to Angie, and that makes De La Garza brave. Alana's right - she is a harder puncher than Angie - but she's wrong in thinking that's going to be a factor against me. I'm going to prune Alana back - make sure of her, and then move on with my plans." De La Garza in metallic hot pink bikini, long black curls; white gloves. Tricia in metallic baby blue bikini; platinum ponytail with curls framing face; white gloves. Blazing stare down, both women nostrils flaring: neither making the slightest move to touch 'em up.

During R1,2,3,4: Tricia stylin' and profilin' on Alana - blonde outclassing and nearly shutting brunette out of each round. Tricia scowling with concentration - loose offensive crouch - jabbing Alana's body to spread her out. De La Garza scowling as well, but with confusion - dukes're up, teeth bared as she reacts, can't find her blonde. Helfer slick n' sleek to either side - flat-footing around her girl, bending at the waist, feinting Alana, jabbing her up and down. Helfer releasing screened right hands - sometimes jarring, sometimes just reaching 'em in to set up a heavy hook - Alana constantly mesmerized by Tricia's change of speeds, head-level, angle. Through 4 - Helfer easily gobbling all the points - hurting Alana with a pair of right hands in the fourth to put the brunette blinking on her heels.

R5: Alana too wary of Tricia's tummy jab: Helfer feints like she's going in there, coaxing De La Garza's hands down, then dropping the hesitation right hand smooth to chin. De La Garza spanked, dropped neatly to her backside - she's sitting up pretty, blinking with astonishment as Helfer struts past, glaring. Second minute - Helfer features to Alana's waistline, strapping lanky lefts and rights across the beltline as poor De La G screams into her gloves. Glorious lashings here - Tricia popping her hips left and right, licking her arms across the plane of Alana's flat tummy: De La Garza getting painted senseless to the midsection. Final minute, Tricia heartless, eyes hard: she's standing flat footed, pushing Alana in her shoulders, then rifling in pinpoint right hands off the shoulder. De La Garza shows her pride, absorbing a systematic pummelling as she keeps her dukes up, faces into punishment.

R6: De La Garza soaks up the best of the Trish in the fifth, goes over to offense as Helfer's visibly arm weary in the sixth. Tricia making cute at the perimenter - pointing either shoulder at Alana, shoulder-rolling the brunette, slipping and twisting away from harm. De La Garza throwing optimistic right hands at Tricia's head - not connecting - but coming back underneath with shivering left hands off the ribcage. Helfer well-licked to torso as Alana stalks her, walks her down in the 6th.

R7: Alana looking to apply a little Harmonesque pressure - going to Helfer's body with walking barrages as Tricia steps back, slips and rolls. Middle minute - Helfer luring Alana to ropes: blonde slips big brunette right hands, spins round behind Alana, putting HER back to ropes. Trish spin-pivoting smooth in a crouch, nails Alana a smiting right to mouth as De La Garza's finding her feet: head swivel, stutter step and ALANA GOES DOWN! De La G up quickly, nostrils flaring, cheeks blushing - but Tricia struts away with the cobra-strike knockdown in the seventh.

R8: Alana pressing - has no choice: Tricia slide-stepping back, walking De La Garza in, licking and strapping her senseless in the exchanges. Right hands and hooks, chin and tummy - Helfer bobbing and pivoting, extending on shots, keeping Alana out on the end of the shots - she's taking Alana apart pretty. De La Garza suffering, but walking through it - she's determined to take whatever she has to in order to stroke hooks to Tricia's ribcage.

R9: Rare right hand lead finds Tricia's chin - head kicks back, leaves her vulnerable to the mop up Latina hook-to-chin and TRICIA GOES DOWN! Helfer punched off her feet, scooting to her rear - she takes a moment before rising, shaking her ponytailed head. Alana nostrils flaring in neutral corner, greatly encouraged - she's on like a locomotive, chugging and pushing at Tricia. Helfer pushing into Alana to deny canvas, then pivoting around her - blonde doing a nice job blunting brunette aggression while Alana has the advantage. Helfer slipping and countering - startling Alana with the odd lead right, stroking her hooks, swivel pivoting around - De La Garza's seething fury spends itself up in fruitless pursuit of another big knockdown as blonde scrambles out of a tough 9th.

R10: Right hand lead startles Tricia, punching her head back: Alana twisting into the hook, licks it to chin and HELFER GOES DOWN! Tricia sitting up pretty - clearly shocked and disappointed - she punches the canvas and gets up rickety. Alana out of the neutral corner like a sprinter shooting out of the blocks - she's on top of Trish at the ropes, going at her HARD! Helfer showing face-in-gloves, tilting and leaning as the incoming beats down. Blonde just looking for little survival-counters - clipping uppercuts from either hand as she bends and rolls at the waist. Alana working her hardest, keeping Tricia in the pocket and slamming at her - good effective beatdown has blonde looking shopworn at bell. Comes back UD10 - Tricia Helfer.

After: Helfer's lead holds up, but give Alana credit - she ate up the stagger with her late rally and had Tricia under hot pressure at the end. Hard feelings in the aftermath - Girls shoving and snarling at each other - De La Garza crying angrily, demanding rematches - Tricia snarling: "You're nothing! How's it feel - another ass kicking from me? Huh?" Ugly exchange caught on camera - Tricia's not known for cruelty, but she's feeling heat from these Harmon-class brunettes, lashing out emotionally against these increasingly determined rivals.