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26 October 2009 Sienna Miller vs Ashley Simpson

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Posted by simguy on 10/26/2009, 6:05 pm,

BEFORE: Ashley getting plenty of good sparring in her size category on Melrose...and she's long been a fixture in her sister's camp...but what's it all mean for Sienna. "Sparring with Jess makes you have a punch," Ashley says with wide-eyed emphasis. "I mean, if you can't punch, you can't keep Jess off you...and that's trouble. I know I can hurt Sienna, and I'm sure I'm stronger. Plus she's British, and that means she's a lousy fighter, you know?" Sienna anxious to remount an aggressive campaign Stateside, this time backed by US representation and supported by a legitimate training squad. "I've been in Ashley's shoes," Miller says of her young opponent, "I've had my tempestuous brawling days, and I've evolved beyond that. Now's the time to pick apart girls like Ashley and really make my name in this space. I honestly feel that Simpson won't be a factor in this fight." Sienna in white bra and panties; small white work out mitts; white suede moccasins to mid-calf with fringes all around. Ashley in horizontally striped bikini in dark green/lime green; small black work out mitts; tan UGG boxing boots to mid calf.

During R1: Sienna giving Ashley a snoot-full at the opening: crisp, lean jabs to face. Stepping-left, Sienna keeps Ash at arm's length - blonde extending slender arms into pinpoint straight rights and lefts, bouncing mitts off face. Simpsy facing into cracking pokes, hands down around her hips, ready to swing away wide. Miller supple, stepping clockwise, weaving in and out in a wide stance: she's controlling Ashley, tapping at her, dictating terms for a clean round 1.

R2: Simpson scuffed, but unhurt: she swings away wide to Sienna's head, intent on hurting her blonde. Miller sliding away, circling: face calm, eyes intelligent as she makes reads. Ashley the aggressor - not a lot of clean contact as Sienna generally anticipates the haymakers, but American power dictating terms this round. Sienna defensive - pinpricking jabs to Ashley's midsection on occasion, but otherwise giving away the round.

R3: Sienna back on Ashley's face via stinging jabs: stiff, straight poke - arm fully extended. Simpsy startled - often facing into the jab, then eating a straight right to her face: Sienna having no trouble tapping away. Miller loping easy to her left, but changing direction on occasion: she's moving Ashley's feet, constantly turning her. Simpsy lands one swinging right uppercut to Sienna's tummy - darkening Miller's mood: otherwise it's a tic-tac-toe third for pretty-punching Brit.

R4: Sienna on Ashley with the jab, then the straight right, then straight-punching combos in PIK! PAK! PEK! sequences - Miller extending her arms, bouncing mitts off Simpson's brows/face. Simpsy pre-empted, off-balance: she WANTS to slug, just can't get into position. Constant face-punching FINALLY brings Ashley's mitts to her temples: Sienna takes advantage with a side-arm right buggy-whip, lashing Ashley across her waist or ribs. Lovely stuff from Miller: Ashley wincing in pain from those rubbery body-licks...most British girls don't feature a buggywhip delivery.

R5: Ashley slowing in her pursuit...face swelling nicely, nose bloodied...she's looking disheveled. Sienna crisply about her business - jabbing and poking right hands at Simpson's face, then looking to buggywhip that body whenever Simpsy's hands come up. Ashley's footwork the culprit: she's following Sienna, but not closing on her - always right at the end of Miller's jab. Down the stretch, lashing right hand in the ribs, followed by a brace of straight rights and lefts up top unhinges Ashley's knees. She's a confused beauty, stumbling to her right, blinking as Sienna stays in touch with the straight poke to the skull, knocking Ash to ropes. Round ends to the sight of Ashley butt-in-ropes, stooping forward behind her mitts as Sienna squares away, purses her lips, and gallops away all gangly underneath. Bell: Sienna still liftiing slender-limbed lefts and rights into Ashley's tummy - ref has to pull excited little Brit away by her shoulders.

R6: left jab...straight right...another straight right...Sienna targetting Ashley's face, punching her into teary-eyed stagger. Simpson losing composure - shouting out "NUHH!" as she leans forward in earmuff. Sienna skids jabs off Ashley's hairline while sliding back a smidge - always looking to keep Simpsy at arm's length. Ashley stumbling forward hands at temples: Sienna walks her into a sticky-rigid left uppercut to sternum - blonde girl rapturous as she digs it in to the sounds of redheaded sobbing. Sienna twirl-pivots to her left, allowing Ashley to plow face-first to ropes: blonde curls back in to attack as Simpsy's scrambling to form up. Limber-limbed lather, Sienna to Ashley: poor Simpson trying to keep her hands up as she slumps into ropes, facing into the storm. Hard to say if Sienna's landing here, but it's furious gamine-limbed shellacking - torrid lefts and rights buffett at Ashley's guarded head as she wails aloud. Ref can't allow this kind of thing to go on...he steps in, shunting Sienna aside to hug Ashley to safety. TKO6, Sienna Miller.

After: Ashley sobbing uncontrollably - completely outclassed and undressed by sleek blonde comp tonight. Miller glowing: she carves up a willing tyro, showing some nice lanky technique in the process. "I'm happy," Sienna says of her performance, "Not satisfied of course, but happy. Ashley was meant to be a showcase, and she performed her duties admirably. I look forward to treating better women just as poorly!"