Posted by simguy on 5/27/2005

Before: Jenny Mac swaggering into prefight, promising an action-packed, brief encounter for her fans. "I'm pumped to be back in the ring and all I can say is: sucks to be Grace! I'm only accepting a knockout - nothing else will satisfy. When Park stops moving - I'll stop hitting her!" Grace glowering throughout - hot talk bringing out the warrior - she's steaming at the podium. "I won't be bullied by Jenny McCarthy," vows sleek Korean beauty. "I know what she's all about, and I'll tell you right now: I'll match her punch for punch. She wants war? She wants dukes? She's gonna get all the duke she can handle. As far as I'm concerned, Jenny's open for business." Mac in black string bikini, Park in camouflage sport-bra top, green tie-side bikini bottoms. During ring instructions - when ordered to touch gloves - Jenny pushes her mitt flush into Park's jugs, initiating a lengthy delay as order is restored, warnings dished out.

During R1: PUNCHING! Girls leaning in and lapping at one another's vitals in a bid to subdue the other's body. Brutal spanking impacts - both girls teeth bared, stroking away rights and lefts - mitts bouncing off flesh, ribs - crowd roaring as fight burns hot from the opening bell. Jenny the first to apply some science after a minute's raw brawling proves a stalemate - blonde edging her shoulder into Grace's chest, pivoting round her, riding the left arm around her back to spin her. Park nimble, hard to put off balance - she recovers well, keeps belting Jenny hard - McCarthy actually getting outworked through the middle minute, but she's concentrating on timing, position. Pays off late - Jen kisses a tidy right cross off Grace's chin, bends down as Park's right hand sails over top - Asian backside a-wobble as she totters back watery eyed, momentarily dismayed. McCarthy over to offense, hopping forward in a crouch and thumping tight, hard right/lefts to breadbasket - Park driven to a seat in the ropes, slumping forward as Jenny looms over top, pounding away. McCarthy salts away the round beefy - bashing rights and lefts against Park's shoulders/ears - poor Grace nearly bludgeoned to her knees as seething playmate lays down the law at the bell.

R2: Park shaken, still rubbery-legged - Jenny pounces like a veteran. First minute body bombardment softens Grace up, leaves her weak and pliable at the ropes, face-in-gloves, stooped as if BEGGING for blonde uppercuts. Jenny obliges, arching her back and getting up in there with jagged right and left uppies - fitting mitts in between Park's guard, clanging away on chin and GRACE GOES DOWN! Park faltering to all fours - Jenny straddles Asian back with a hearty grin, hands on hips in wide conqueror's stance as she casts her shadow over Grace. Woozy 8 Park, she's groggy, shabby, dukes weak at her lips - Jenny strides on in for robust mop up. McCarthy letting hands go, belting Grace rich rights and lefts about her head and shoulders - Grace hammered from one foot to the other, tottering along ropes. Round ends to the sight of Jenny hook-hook-hooking Park's aching ribs - Asian beauty folding forward, sitting in the ropes and pleading with her legs to stand at the bell.

R3: Girls ring each other up simultaneous right hands on the teeth, both pairs of legs shaken - Park wins the race to follow up hook and JENNY SPRAWLS ON HER BACK! McCarthy shellshocked, head and arms up off the canvas as she tries to sit up - Park jogging to neutral corner hot with sluglust. Mac beats count on shaky pins - ON COMES GRACE AND GRACE WANTS JUG! Park taking the fight to Jenny's chest without mercy, short, rugged, rising lefts and rights. Right, right, right, left, right, left, right - Park a latter day Genghis Khan riding roughshod over Jenny's bulging mounds - blonde sagging in ropes, baring her throat - she just can't stop the deluge! Mouthpiece dribbles off Jenny's teeth, head lolling - Grace going all out to stop her girl to the breasts - ref leaning in for a good close look and...Jenny manages a breathless clinch! McCarthy sobbing, hanging on for dear life - Park shoulder-bumps blonde off, winds up to get back in there as ref jumps in to enforce the bell. Park barking taunts at woozy Jen - McCarthy whining at ref to push Grace back - it's pandemonium.

R4: No doubt about it - Jenny got punked to the chest last round, she's moping, tentative to start the fourth. Grace stalking, menacing Jenny along the perimeter - Asian shadowing blonde's course, jabbing at her left shoulder, throwing hard right hands at McCarthy's back as blonde winces, shies away. Mac makes it to neutral corner, turns to fight - Grace steps in a glorious bending right hand and POUNDS JENNY'S HEAD FLAT AGAINST RIGHT SHOULDER! Jenny's own right waving harmlessly, legs buckling as she corkscrews into the mat and MCCARTHY SPRAWLS INERT AT PARK'S FEET! POUNDING KO4 Grace Park!

After: Park exultant - all the talk coming in of Jenny as the new 'Asian Assassin' - all the talk coming out is that Grace is the new 'Blonde Assassin'. Grace over to the McCarthy corner and pulling woozy Jen to her feet by her hair - seething Park baring her teeth, hauling stumbling blonde around for a cringing walk of shame - Jenny constantly reaching to the back of her head to fret at Park's cruel grip. "I promise action," boasts Grace in prefight, grabbing the mic, "I promise destruction and I promise ruin to my opponents. I don't make silent bargains or take rounds off: if you sign to fight Grace Park you better bring your heart." Impressive stuff - Grace wins a rip-roaring firefight, but begs the question: how long a career is she expecting to have, going all-in from the opening bell?