Posted by Simguy on 5/27/2005, 7:09 am.

Before: Daniel playful in prefight, getting into her young foe's head early. "Kaley," Brit advises from the podium, "when you see me on the scales for the first time? You're going to see my legs and body and you're going to feel lightheaded. It's going to hit you like a Mack truck, my hotness, but don't worry: stay calm, breathe deep. It's a perfectly natural reaction to seeing the perfect blonde getting weighed. Try not to freak out - I want you at your best in this fight. A lot of girls see me at weigh in and they sort of shrivel up inside, get all inadequate and need to see their therapists - don't you be one of those girls." Cuoco chuckling, taking it all in stride - she's all business her side of the dais. "I've wanted Brittany Daniel for a long time now, and I'll admit, I have been a little protected from her until now. I think BSE wanted to see me handle myself inside a little better before making this bout - any girl can't rumble with Brittany in close is in big trouble. Fortunately, she's as dumb as she is hot - she'll try to punk me to my jugs and I won't have it, and when I throw her back, she'll go into a funk. I'm the stronger girl mentally, and I believe physically - it's going to be a punishing night for Brittany Daniel." Daniel in heartpounding scarlet bikini, Kaley countering in mouthwatering white bikini top, shades-of-blue splash print bottoms.

During R1: Kaley spurning Brittany jabs early - Cuoco spotting 'em hard, repulsing Daniel rushes, forcing Brittany backwards. Brittany skirting the perimeter, snarling - she's trying to jump in lead right hands, finding Kaley every bit her equal athletically as girls feint and step around. Sporadic contact - girls darting in and disengaging - each testing the other's mettle. Kaley more constructive with her jab, utilizing the ring better and dictating terms - she controls the first.

R2: Brittany shows her own jab, kind of a flicking, brisk Shane Mosley stick from the elbow, peppering Kaley's defences. Brit stepping right, darting in with hard overhand rights - well scouted by Kaley as she covers up, blocks, rolls with the blows. Daniel straightening out the jab late the round, stooping to stab it to Kaley's gut - good flat spank, Brittany scoring, stepping away all smug - her turn to dictate matters, show a little veteran ring generalship.

R3: Kaley's jab suppresses Brittany's in turn - Cuoco stepping in with it, committing to it - Daniel has to back off. Kaley stalking, feinting well - she's got Brittany flinching and midway through: Cuoco jumps in off the feint to startle Daniel that vicious lead left hook. DANIEL GOES DOWN! Brittany clipped clean - she scoots to her backside, bouncing to a stop with gaping look of astonishment - Cuoco grinning down sunny, batting mitts together and prancing to neutral corner. BD takes foggy 8: ON COMES KALEY! Cuoco stepping-to and squaring up: she's gonna show Brittany some brawn. Kaley drumming the body some beefy rights and lefts, using her left shoulder/elbow to prop Daniel up - Brittany grimacing, dukes at temples as she gets bumped and banged. CUOCO GOES JUG! Oh the CHEEK of this lass - she romps up in there with a great chugging delivery, mocking Daniel with every thrusting punch. Brittany belted into stupor, stacked up at the ropes and suffering at the bell - hate hot on reddened cheeks as Cuoco wheels around and fairly skips back to her corner all perky-butt.

R4: Brittany shown up last round, doesn't like it one bit. Daniel with a robust jab to Kaley's body, stabbing and circling, stabbing and circling - very methodical stuff as Brittany gets serious. Cuoco backhanding her own jab, looking to step-and-get that left hook again - Brittany defending it well with head movement, clockwise rotation. Down the stretch, both girls gamble on shearing right hands - CUOCO GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Kaley caught as her own right sails - she totters back ramshackle on her heels and Daniel pounces. BRITTANY ROMPS TO JUG! Daniel standing up in the stirrups, punking every last inch of Kaley's offending rack with a rip-roaring burst of lefts and rights - crowd up out of their seats and saluting the effort as Daniel cranks it up. Poor Kaley sobbing aloud, reaching to clinch outside Brittany's arms - Daniel extending her left under Kaley's right to brace, then REAMING Cuoco to the body repeat right hands. Savage pumping digs tear up the gut, leave Kaley butt-in-ropes at bell - and BRITTANY WON'T STOP! Daniel baring her teeth, gut-slugging poor Kaley senseless until ref pulls rampaging blonde off.

R5: Brittany imposing herself - she'll box a bit early, peppering her jab, hopping in with the hook or hard right hand, then fight off Kaley's chest at close quarters. Grinding exchanges, girls writhing and wriggling up top, feet planting strong, backsides trembling with the effort of walking each other around. Punches tart n' tidy, both girls brisk to ribs in combination, clubbing away short-arm hooks and uppercuts up top. Daniel with the knack inside of leaning in, then easing out, walking Kaley into cleaner shots. Cuoco taking it well, but getting mastered in there - good bruising fifth goes Brittany's way.

R6: Trench warfare continues and look: Kaley's getting the better of it. Glossy blonde tousles in there rubbing, girls breathing hard as they push and tie up, squirming to free up their arms and get punching room. Kaley getting a nice swat left hook against Brittany's hip, in behind the elbow - Daniel wincing, giving ground. Cuoco thick to both sides, pulling the shots in sidearm, elbow in close to her body - she's very economical, showing well inside. Brittany stepping back and walking Cuoco in - going belly with short right hands, but catching enough trunk at times to earn a barking reprimand from the ref. Kaley's round - girls separate with scorching looks, flaring nostrils as ref stays close, wary.

R7: Brittany re-asserts herself inside, tidying up with tight curling combinations bump-bump-bump against Kaley's tummy and sternum, steadily backing Cuoco up. Brittany easing out to walk Cuoco onto the uppercut - good clean clipping shots with either hand - Kaley taking 'em sullen, leaning in, then soaking up Daniel's educated left hook off the liver as Brittany put's em together. Brittany managing Kaley's weight well - pushing into her, easing off her, sidestepping her - Daniel starting to outclass younger vixen with little pushes behind the elbow, cutey-pie angles inside.

R8: Girls shoulder to shoulder, sweaty struggling continues unabated. Both so smooth and smart with left hooks, keeping right hands at cheeks while snatching tummy, jug and chin - very compact, swiping action - mitts spanking loud off taut blonde meat. Constant moist bumping as girls jostle, use their lead shoulders to nudge one another. Crowd pleasing stuff - girls will tie up briefly but it's just to wrestle the other out of position: punching is more or less non-stop. Final minute, Brittany easing out, gets Kaley to gobble that tangy outside-in right uppercut: Cuoco's head jerks up, she stumbles forward and CLATTERS TO ALL FOURS! Daniel lifting her mitts and prancing - she's finally getting to Kaley's chin. Groggy 8 Cuoco - ON COMES BRITTANY! Daniel jabbing up at Kaley, then ripping her a right to the trunkline, doubling it, TRIPLING it, then DANIEL GETS BACK ON THAT RACK! Brittany squaring away and hustling leather into Cuoco's weeping bosom - sexy shoulder-shrugging hup-hup - Brittany's excited face close to Kaley's clenched, cramped face - one blonde just stacking the other up and taking what she wants. Bell: Daniel keeps a-chugging - ref has to pull her wriggling and kicking off as Kaley sags stunned in the ropes, eyelashes fluttering.

R9: Brittany POURING herself at Kaley. They fight in the corners, they fight along the ropes, Brittany constantly at Kaley, pressing the pace. Cuoco visibly wilting, covering up, taking a brawny pounding on her biceps and shoulders, getting brushed back uppercuts, crumpling as Daniel hooks her midsection. Cuoco fighting back in spots, but it's weary, stop-hurting-me stuff: Brittany with the killer instinct of a jaguar knows when she's got a girl wilting. Round ends with Cuoco refusing to punk, actually moving Brittany a few steps back with a thudding right roundhouse to the chest.

R10: Brittany back on, bullying Kaley at the ropes. Cuoco lumping up now, face shiny from Daniel's clipping right uppercuts and spicy left hooks. Daniel reaching in under Kaley's arms, chesting her upright, then working the torso - Brittany tic-tac-toe tummy, ribs and tits, just moving her hands, tidying up. Cuoco on her heels, back deep in the ropes - she rips counter right uppercuts, hooks at Brittany's flank, wrestles with Daniel as Brittany puts her body on - Kaley's making Brittany work for it. Finishes up with Cuoco pressed hard at the ropes, grimacing as Daniel tousle-rubs Kaley's sore face, scrubs to tummy both hands at the bell. Comes back UD10 comfy, Brittany Daniel!

After: Cuoco drained, dismayed - she fought hard, took Brittany off her feet and never backed down, but a very good, very motivated Daniel proved the better vixen on the night. "I'm back!" Breathes an excited Daniel in post fight. "Kaley Cuoco made the mistake of her life tonight when she thought she could take a cheap scalp - I AGED that girl tonight - took years off her career with that beating! She was all, 'Brittany won't pound my jugs - I won't let her' - but look what happened - I was ALL up in there, lighting her up huge to the bra. That's what did it - soon as I started bullying her to the chest, she quit - I was just mopping up after the fourth round or so."

Thanks to Apollo for this repost.

Archer 10/19/09